Adam Riff™

49. Hostage (Fargo, S02E08)

Honourable Mention

• Hanzee's not gonna take it anymore (Fargo, S02E08)
• What's happened to South Park is happening everywhere (South Park, S19E09)
• Joey Ryan and Danshoku Dino (Highly Questionable, 12-03-15)
• Red and blue (Nathan For You, S03E07)
• Santa Baby (Saturday Night Live, S41E07)

Stray Observations

• "Want a baby carrot? You can't cry while you eat them. It's impossible." (The Leftovers, S02E09)
• ♫: Sturgill Simpson – "The Promise" (The Leftovers, S02E09)
• "Here he is, Reuben Sidsey, author of the book Anus." (Getting On, S03E04)
• Dawn's Jackie O outfit (Getting On, S03E04)
• "It's just a cheap attempt to rob me of my research, take my crown based on stolen and invented stool." (Getting On, S03E04)
• "You stole 11 of my feces."
  "Oh, no such thing."
  "Waxy, wavy… I was the first to record waxy and wavy, and string bean, and nuggets." (Getting On, S03E04)
• Mr. Freeze! (Gotham, S02E11)
• "Can't live with them, can't turn them into cat food." (Fargo, S02E08)
• "Consulting with a fortune teller is something a lot of Chinese people do, like using the dishwasher as a drying rack or not saying 'please.'" (Fresh Off the Boat, S02E09)
• Anachronistic DMX celebrity (Fresh Off the Boat, S02E09)
• "There is no such thing as a best friend. That's just something Hello Kitty made up to sell more Hello Kitty." (Fresh Off the Boat, S02E09)
• "What do you recommend between the lamp chops and foie gras?"
  "Oooh, well, I mean, one's a murdered baby, the other one's a tortured adult." (Grandfathered, S01E09)
• RT: Is there an Emmy for Casting Timothy Olyphant they can give THE GRINDER for casting Timothy Olyphant (The Grinder, S01E09)
• "Are you hitting that?" (Empire, S02E10)
• "Is you is or is you ain't my Mimi?" (Empire, S02E10)
• "That fluffy couch really swallows you up. It's like sleeping on Precious." (Black-ish, S02E09)
• "I'm all for supporting a dreamer. I am. I mean, I donated to Joe Lieberman." (Black-ish, S02E09)
• "Seems like I made a perfectly understandable homonym error." (Black-ish, S02E09)
• "You've got a French week." (Black-ish, S02E09)
• Ex Machina parody (South Park, S19E09)
• "Puerto Rico has the sluttiest birds." (The League, S07E12)
• "Possums are basically rodent pomegranates." (The League, S07E12)
• "She's just staring at nothing."
  "Just like one of them Peaky Blinders."
  [pause]
  "Okay, I haven't watched it yet. Jacqueline got us watching Rectify." (You're the Worst, S02E12)
• "For most women, nails are the main way they can express to others what colour they like the most." (Nathan For You, S03E07)

Nathan has a Tom DeLonge motivational poster in his office (Nathan For You, S03E07)

• Nathan's Asian accent (Nathan For You, S03E07)
• "Folks at the hospital are smothered in your seed." (Tim and Eric's Bedtime Stories, S02E02)
• Death by deli slicer (Ash vs. Evil Dead, S01E06)
• Kyle Mooney's physique (Saturday Night Live, S41E07)

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48. Staple Gun (Getting On, S03E03)

Honourable Mention

• Phil's brother Mike tries to make contact with Earth (The Last Man on Earth, S02E08)
• Benedict Cumberbatch, Johnny Depp, and Graham Take Otter Photos (The Graham Norton Show, 11-27-15)

Stray Observations

• "A doula is someone who supports you emotionally and physically and coaches you through the process."
  "Oh, I see. So sort of like a vaginal Gandalf." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S03E08)
• "Prayer circle by the solar panels." (The Walking Dead, S06E07)
• "I'm coming." (The Last Man on Earth, S02E08)
• I call for a moratorium on using "Perfect Day" by Lou Reed (The Last Man on Earth, S02E08)
• Why does computer-generated blood still look so terrible? (Into the Badlands, S01E02)
• "She just wants to promote her homeopathic vaginal cream made out of oyster shells, Cocoa Puffs, and hummus." (Getting On, S03E03)
• "The world is not at war with women."
  "I'm in Pakistan. Shoot me in the head. I'm in India. Rape me. I'm in Saudi Arabia. Don't let me drive. I'm Kenyan now. Cut out my genitalia. I'm a Filipino nanny in Dubai. Beat me." (Getting On, S03E03)
• "Who wants to man my anal horn booth?" (Getting On, S03E03)

(WWE Raw, 11-23-15)

(WWE Raw, 11-23-15)

• ♫: Jethro Tull – "Locomotive Breath" (Fargo, S02E07)
• RT: One of the murdered Gerhardt affiliate characters was named Roost Bolton (Fargo, S02E07)
• "In astronomy, the word 'revolution' means 'a celestial object that comes full circle,' which, if you think about it, is pretty funny, considering here on Earth, it means 'change.'" (Fargo, S02E07)
• "Walk her out, huh?"
  "What about you?"
  "I'm not saying don't come back…" (Fargo, S02E07)
• "So this need for conquest, you know, trying to own things that aren't meant to be owned…"
  "Like people?"
  "That's an example…" (Fargo, S02E07)
• Ron Swanson is "The Breakfast King of Loyola," heh (Fargo, S02E07)
• RT: Because nothing says "we are totally not transporting drugs and weapons" like naming your business Legit Trucking (Fargo, S02E07)
• ♫: White Denim – "Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Condition Was In)" (Fargo, S02E07)
• "Timothy Olyphant is…Rake Grinder." (The Grinder, S01E08)
• "The Big Easy…just got hard." (The Grinder, S01E08)
• "That's not a baby bump. That's a poo belly!" (Scream Queens, S01E10)

Arnold Schwarzenegger's son (Scream Queens, S01E10)

• "When you next look at this liquid, you will realize that it's not whiskey you've been drinking your whole life, but your mother's feces."
  "Sometimes this comes a bit too easily to you." (The Knick, S02E07)
• Ping Wu orgasming while sucking Bono's daughter's toes (The Knick, S02E07)
• "You should be pregnant!" (The Knick, S02E07)

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