We're all thinking the same thing, right?
Mechanized Object Designed ONLY for KISSING!
This is gonna lead to incels fellating each other, isn't it? Quid pro blow.
gives thanks for inspiration
We're all thinking the same thing, right?
Mechanized Object Designed ONLY for KISSING!
This is gonna lead to incels fellating each other, isn't it? Quid pro blow.
10. The Anzellans (The Mandalorian, S03E01)
Honourable Mention
Stray Observations
No Strings Attached
Celebrity guests read aloud for the first time erotic fan fiction penned by real fans in which they are the lead protagonist.Puppets act out key scenes.
[browses Banijay Rights' programmes]
Sexy Hands
The world's first dating show in sign language.One love-seeking single and three potential suitors cannot see each other. But…by placing their arms through a heart-shaped divider, they can still flirt, talk, and impress each other.
The Big Celebrity Redemption – Save My Reputation
11 bad mannered reality stars with scandalous histories battle it out to win £50,000.Competing in gruelling challenges that threaten to tip them over the edge, they'll have to prove to the moral majesty that they regret their behaviour and are desperately seeking redemption.
Cognitive dissonance.
Deepfake Neighbour Wars
The world's first long-form narrative show that uses deepfake technology.See celebrities as ordinary people embroiled in petty neighbour disputes. From dentist Billie Eilish and Taekwondo teacher Beyoncé, to wannabe strongman Chris Rock and farmer Phoebe Waller-Bridge.
Why neighbours?
Deepfake Celebrity Deathmatch.
The Pope's Wife's Exorcist doesn't work as a joke. The Pope's Ex-Wife's Exorcist?
The Hitman Pope's Bodyguard's Exorcist Wife. A pope who moonlights as a hitman is hired (by mother) to kill a possessed girl, whom his bodyguard's exorcist wife is hired (by father) to save.
Idea: Ferris Bueller's Bake Off. Matthew Broderick, Alan Ruck, and Mia Sara judge.
Idea: MST Deepfake. "Biden," "Trump," and "Obama" watch B movies.
9. Disengaged (Shrinking, S01E06)
Honourable Mention
Stray Observations
Paramount exec Chris McCarthy announced straight-to-series orders for two Dexter spinoffs and four offshoots of Billions.
Other franchises built around existing Showtime originals – like The Chi – are also said to be in the works, as McCarthy takes a page from the Yellowstone playbook has made the Taylor Sheridan western into a multiple-show hit for Paramount+. [source]
McCarthy's franchise frenzy is somewhat understandable when you remember how Paramount had to dig for intellectual property when it owned theme parks.
Days of Thunder kart racing.
Drop Zone drop tower.
The Italian Job roller coaster.
Conversely, Lionsgate's 2023 film slate – John Wick 4, The Expendables 4, Saw X, a Hunger Games prequel – makes you wonder about how it intends to grow its theme park business.
A Now You See Me roller coaster? Sure.
A Gods of Egypt coaster, though?
"The Escape Plan Zone" – Super Nintendo World it ain't.
Even Warner Bros. was outchea with an Eraser roller coaster, a Blazing Saddles Frisbee ride, and a Police Academy stunt show.
Reading that Subway is exploring a sale led me to discover that it's a privately held company?!
The world's second largest fast food restaurant chain…
Who needs a sandwich brand?
Not Restaurant Brands International Inc., which owns Burger King, Popeyes, Tim Hortons, and Firehouse Subs.
Not JAB Holding Company, which owns Einstein Bros./Noah's Bagels, Krispy Kreme, Peet's Coffee, Pret A Manger, and Panera Bread.
Not Inspire Brands Inc., which owns Arby's, Baskin-Robbins, Buffalo Wild Wings, Dunkin', Sonic Drive-In, and Jimmy John's.
That leaves…Yum! Brands? Combination Pizza Hut and Subway?
KFC, Taco Bell, Subway, Pizza Hut, The Habit Burger Grill
Would McDonald's, the world's largest fast food restaurant chain, be interested?
Chipotle: The Definitive Oral History » The McDonald's Era (1998-2005)
Bless their hearts, McDonald's had a lot of suggestions, and we were always polite about it. They really wanted us to do drive-throughs. They really wanted us to do breakfast. But we just really didn't do any of that.
One of the McDonald's guys thought we should call it "Chipotle Fresh Mexican Grill," because the term "fresh" was such a great term.
Breakfast – check. "Fresh" – check. Drive-throughs, though…
8. Dirt McGirt vs. Robot Don Cornelius (Wu-Tang: An American Saga, S03E03)
Honourable Mention
Stray Observations
(South Park, S26E02)
I'm fascinated by Yo! Egg's "world's first plant-based poached egg."
Like, how do you cook it? I assume it's sold fully formed. Do you still poach it? Is the yolk solid until heated? If not, can it solidify when heated? What is the market for poached eggs?
Coming soon!
The Sunny One
The world's first plant-based fried egg
Okay, the sunny egg is a substance that fries like egg white topped with a liquid yolk pod, so the poached egg must be the same yolk pod encased.
And the poached egg casing must be a different egg white substance, because otherwise, Yo! Egg could just sell artificial raw eggs.
Coming soon!
The Boiled One
Unlike anything you've seen before
I imagine this is the poached egg casing with a yolk truffle inside.
Idea: Plant-based dog meat.
Metal and Beer.
Jazz and R&B and Funk and Wine.
Emo and Pop Punk and Cocktails and Grilled Meat.
Nic Adler, a restaurateur who doubles as Goldenvoice's vice president of festivals, made Forever Pie his love letter to the Balistyx hip-hop parties he used to throw as an 18-year-old with Married with Children actor David Faustino. [source]
'90s Hip-Hop and Vegan Pizza.