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In the new special LONG ISLAND MEDIUM: IN MEMORY OF 9/11, Theresa Caputo visits the sites of the horrific attacks and meets with families of the departed to deliver messages of healing and heroism from the spirits of their loved ones.

Melissa McNeeley, a wedding planner, said she would support a plan like Ms. Castro's. "You can honor the day in a wonderful way, with a moment of silence during the welcome speech or a donation to some sort of relief or fire department," she said. "Or you could really embrace the whole New York of it all and have a Manhattan as a signature cocktail."

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Called "Disneyland for Liquor" by WIRED, Lost Spirits is an immersive tour of a working distillery that resembles a surreal amusement park.

Come sip critically acclaimed spirits alongside hologram shows and submarine rides.

FastGlass.

FastPlast.

FastPassOut.

XSET, a North American esports organization, has partnered with Drai's, a hip-hop nightclub—and their cabanas will be equipped with gaming consoles.

Beginning in the fall, XSET will produce gaming cabanas equipped with branded consoles inside the club, as well as VIP sections and a private gaming lounge for performers. There will be tournaments held at the club as well.

XSET has teams from a wide variety of esports titles, such as VALORANT, Rocket League, CS:GO, and more, so there are a plethora of opportunities for the org to host tournaments for any number of the games it has teams in. [source]

♫ You can find me in da club, G Fuel in a tub
Mama, I play 1v3, if you want to see a clutch
I'm into Rainbow Six, I ain't into makin' love
So come give me a buff if you into gettin' dubs ♫

Chance the Mascot?

Why is it a Gila monster and not a knight? And why isn't Toronto's raptor mascot named Chance?

Tila the Gila – a card deala.

Bookie Monster.

I can't stop looking at this:

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36. Shannon's Sharp (Nine Perfect Strangers, S01E05)

Stray Observations

  • CM Punk (Heels, S01E03)
  • "It's not his fault."
    "Oh, it's my fault that he dumb as a bag of dicks?"
    "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Roo, come on, now. That's gender-shaming, man. Dicks ain't predestined to be dumb. It's more appropriate to say that it's the willful idiocy of certain specific dumbasses attached to an individual dick that makes a dick dumb." (Heels, S01E03)


(Heels, S01E03)

  • "You know, she's mad at me, I think."
    "Ooh. What you do this time, Bucky?"
    "Yeah. You know, I mean, she's a white woman." (Reservation Dogs, S01E05)
  • "Au revoir, as they say in Germany."
    "That French?"
    "That was not correct at all." (Reservation Dogs, S01E05)
  • "You're listening to All Is Not OK in Oklahoma, from Cinda Canning. Funding is provided by our sponsors: The Rand Corporation, the Milton and Miriam Swann Foundation for the Arts and for Dissolving the Federal Reserve, and Trader Joe's." (Only Murders in the Building, S01E01)
  • "I'm not some dumb cop you see on TV. I'm not Kojak. I'm not Tubbs." (Only Murders in the Building, S01E02)
  • "We know he got manicures, or perhaps he just had naturally pleasing nail beds." (Only Murders in the Building, S01E02)
  • "So hot in here. Do we have to do this in a closet?"
    "Well, now you sound like Patti LuPone." (Only Murders in the Building, S01E02)
  • "I guess old white guys are only afraid of colon cancer and societal change." (Only Murders in the Building, S01E02)
  • "You know, this is all I eat. Dips for dinner. I bet I have not had a regular entrée for years." (Only Murders in the Building, S01E02)
  • "So, our victim is less likable than a dead cat." (Only Murders in the Building, S01E02)
  • "I think we should talk to Ursula."
    "The sea witch?"
    "No, no, no. The building manager." (Only Murders in the Building, S01E02)
  • "Ursula! My beloved. Even from here, you smell like a field of lavender and French fries. My two favorite things." (Only Murders in the Building, S01E02)
  • "Sex toys! We got sex toys, people! Okay. Remember not to judge. Nothing shameful about deviant sexual pursuits. Ooh! Ah… Ew. Looks like Mr. Vanilla took a turn down Rocky Road, if you know what I mean."
    "I don't think you know what you mean." (Only Murders in the Building, S01E02)
  • "A lot of people name their pets human names. I had a parakeet named Bruce. It was a female, but she had a very masculine energy." (Only Murders in the Building, S01E02)
  • "This is Splash! The Musical. Not squirt. Not tinkle. Splash!" (Only Murders in the Building, S01E03)
  • "Let's see if Mabel's free. I'll call her. Or should I text?"
    "Calls bother them for some reason."
    "Yeah. I think it's a text. What sounds more casual? 'Dear Mabel' or 'Greetings, Mabel'"? (Only Murders in the Building, S01E03)
  • "'CHARLES [OLD]: Aloha, Mabel!'" (Only Murders in the Building, S01E03)
  • "I did it. I'm a bad therapist." (Only Murders in the Building, S01E03)
  • "My god, she's beautiful."
    "Mm‐hmm."
    "That's not Evelyn."
    "Oh. I could've sworn—"
    "That's Barbara. She was a bitch."
    "Yeah. Still, it's so nice that she's up there, too, because it's like…you're being recorded."
    "What was that?"
    "I said…she's watching you, so it's like…you're being recorded." (Only Murders in the Building, S01E03)
  • "You liked it, right?"
    "Is that what my face is saying?" (Only Murders in the Building, S01E03)
  • "Come, this way, Sorcerer Armani." (What If…?, S01E04)
  • "No, this is not a smile. I'm just airing my teeth out." (Awkwafina Is Nora From Queens, S02E04)
  • "I'm not the one trawling the internet for guys."
    "Trawling?"
    "Mm."
    "Like a shrimp boat? You're saying I'm a shrimp boat?"
    "If the shoe fits, Bubba Gump." (Awkwafina Is Nora From Queens, S02E04)
  • "I didn't come all this way to deal with emotional shit. You know, you want that, get a manager." (American Horror Story, S10E03)
  • "You don't understand. See, it's really fucked up, what happens when you take them."
    "I represent the producers of The Bachelor. Fucked up is my bread and butter." (American Horror Story, S10E03)
  • "Honey, you're a paper airplane and I'm a 747. Don't you ever think you're anything like me just because you can fly a little." (American Horror Story, S10E03)
  • "I like it here, though, in the winter. It's quieter. Except for those pale, strange homeless creatures wearing the AIDS-era couture." (American Horror Story, S10E03)
  • "I make deals and I make kings." (American Horror Story, S10E03)
  • "Mom just became the number one attraction on TripAdvisor. She's above 9/11."
    "I don't think they call it that." (The Other Two, S02E03)
  • "Anyway, don't forget to catch my next big Syfy movie, Frogpocalypse Now." (The Other Two, S02E03)
  • "Chase is now such a famous singer that he doesn't even need to sing. He can just be like Rihanna or Justin Timberlake. We're gonna use the time that Chase used to be singing to build his singing empire in other ways. What's his MySpace? What's his Trolls? What's his undrinkable tequila?" (The Other Two, S02E03)
  • "You can just work here for a day and quit, like Jesse Metcalfe did last month." (The Other Two, S02E03)
  • "And because of that, he's been invited to an exclusive Vogue party tonight, where they'll be unveiling the newest Hadid. Apparently, there's a third one whose features hadn't settled in until now. And they're having a first-look party of her face and body for industry insiders." (The Other Two, S02E03)
  • "So what did everyone do this weekend?"
    "I just sort of laid low."
    "Yeah, me too."
    "Me too. I laid low." (The Other Two, S02E03)
  • "What about you, Brooke? How was your weekend?"
    "I worked literally all of it, and then when I finally did have a sec to myself, I jacked off to the Snapchat video of Noah Centineo saying, 'Squirt,' but fell asleep with my hand inside me."
    "Brooke, you there? I think you might have it muted it on your end. Brooke?"
    "Pretty much just laid low."
    "So nice to do."
    "Oh, that's the best." (The Other Two, S02E03)
  • "12 people have been sitting with their thumbs up their asses on a Friday night call because of a…Susan?" (The Other Two, S02E03)
  • "If you need to go to the bathroom, you can shit in your pants, you Chex Mix bitch." (The Other Two, S02E03)
  • "I am not going to give up and sit on the ground and eat pizza and have black hair." (The Other Two, S02E03)
  • "Ha ha ha! You're literally Jimmy Fallon." (The Other Two, S02E04)
  • "Oh, and then this is our favorite memory ever. We'll never forget it because we got 800,000 likes in three minutes." (The Other Two, S02E04)
  • "I have the perfect name for you. @The_Cuddle_Boys, and it can just be pictures of you cuddling in all the different rooms of your house."
    "Who would follow that?"
    "Mostly straight women and brands, so you'd have to keep it pretty PG. But make sure you get your bare feet in the shot, that way gays in the know can still jack it to you." (The Other Two, S02E04)
  • "Huh. I think I see something."
    "Is it poop?" (The Other Two, S02E04)
  • "Oh, my God, Cary, you're literally Jimmy Fallon." (The Other Two, S02E04)


(The Other Two, S02E04)

  • "I think I want to have sex instead of HBO."
    "Well, now you're just being insane." (The Other Two, S02E04)
  • "I'm helping Holt pick a dating site."
    "Oh, this looks good. PhDs only."
    "Uh, actually in this context, PHD stands for Pretty Huge Dick."
    "Oh, my. I can only assume that MDs only stands for Medium Dick." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S08E07)
  • "I will never turn my back on Nancy Meyers." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S08E07)
  • "What we have ourselves here is a good ol' fashioned murder of a man who you all loved dearly. I shouldn't have done the Knives Out accent." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S08E07)
  • "I just gave you a series of eight poses, each increasing in sexual provocativeness by one-eighth. If you wanted septiles or deciles of sexiness, you should've told me." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S08E07)
  • "Okay, let's thin this herd. Untucked shirt, no thank you. Born in San Diego, yikes. An adult named Todd?" (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S08E07)
  • "Why is this so confusing? How do I get Hot Todd back?" (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S08E07)
  • "What's going on is that you were trying to manipulate me, but it is I who manipulated you. How does it feel to suckle from your own tainted teat?" (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S08E07)
  • "I'm just a normal person. Normal from snout to anus." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S08E07)
  • "And I know that Pappy's up there shopping for beige slacks at that Mervyn's in the sky." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S08E07)
  • "The only movie I wanna see is called The World of Mosses. It's a documentary about the world of mosses." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S08E08)
  • "I used up all the battery mining for MetsCoin. It's the first cryptocurrency that is also the Mets?" (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S08E08)
  • "How can you not know your own wife's phone number?"
    "It's saved in my phone. Stupid smartphones, making me so dumb by giving me the world's knowledge at my fingertips." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S08E08)
  • "How did I never see that? Am I a bad detective?"
    "We don't have time to go into that."
    "It would've been much faster to just say, 'No, you're great.'" (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S08E08)
  • "All right, look, there's one number I still have memorized that could help, my middle school friend Mikey J.'s old landline."
    "Do you have any reason to believe that Mikey J. still resides there?"
    "Well, we were in a ska band together in high school, so I'm thinking the odds are good." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S08E08)
  • "You have no idea what it's like taking bras off. You had it so easy growing up gay." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S08E08)
  • "Um, so here are your foods."
    "Yay, more raw chicken."
    "The prisoner will slide his bucket of shame over to the sally port."
    "I have a name."
    "Just slide your shit bucket over to Sally's port." (What We Do in the Shadows, S03E01)
  • "I brought you your dinner."
    "The chicken."
    "Yes. I let it warm up to room temperature for a few days." (What We Do in the Shadows, S03E01)
  • "Now, do you have a VCR?"
    "A what?"
    "How are you spelling that?"
    "V-C-R.
    "'Visar.'" (What We Do in the Shadows, S03E01)
  • "The Voice is on in a little bit. Can we, uh…" (What We Do in the Shadows, S03E01)
  • "It's good to be the king. Mel Brooks, History of the World: Part I." (What We Do in the Shadows, S03E01)
  • "I didn't become a vampire to end up a pen-pushing bureaucrat. I became a vampire to suck blood and to fuck forever."
    "But you must admit, this is quite an honor."
    "I couldn't give a fuck." (What We Do in the Shadows, S03E01)
  • "Guillermo…de la…eh… What is it again?"
    "Um, Greenberg?" (What We Do in the Shadows, S03E01)
  • "Guillermo…Greenberg de la Cruz, you will now find yourself in a trance-like state." (What We Do in the Shadows, S03E01)
  • "Does this look familiar?"
    "No. What is it?"
    "Oh, only Van Helsing's dick."
    "Come on, Guillermo. Not everyone is lucky enough to hold their great‐great‐great‐great‐grandfather's penis in their hands." (What We Do in the Shadows, S03E02)


(What We Do in the Shadows, S03E02)

  • "How did I become an energy vampire? Was I turned, or in the words of Stefani Germanotta, was I born this way?" (What We Do in the Shadows, S03E02)
  • "Why are you ripping that page out of that book?"
    "I'll wank my way, and you wank yours." (What We Do in the Shadows, S03E02)
  • "And now you're horny because you just got negged again." (What We Do in the Shadows, S03E02)
  • "Don't touch that book, Gizmo. It's too much for your young cock." (What We Do in the Shadows, S03E02)
  • "So, what kind of drains are you pulling here?"
    "Mostly weed‐related stuff. Indica v. sativa, legalization rules, CBD, edibles, shatter… I could go on and I do."
    "Geez."
    "Definitely keeping me fat and happy. I'm also kind of a sneakerhead and I just bought a camera drone. People hate it." (What We Do in the Shadows, S03E02)
  • "Get your hands off my pipi!" (What We Do in the Shadows, S03E02)
  • "Stop your dithering and go fuck your cartoon rat." (Ted Lasso, S02E07)
  • "Sometimes it's good to bottle things up. That's how we get, you know, pickles." (Ted Lasso, S02E07)

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I feel like "do nothing" should either be last or be the entire list. Second is odd.

[observing Tuscany Suites and Casino's LED marquee while stopped at a traffic light]

All white is too bright.

American flag, we the people… Tuscany Suites and Casino's LED marquee is honouring the 13 U.S. troops killed in the suicide attack near the Kabul airport.

Vegas' largest martini.

Police badge… Tuscany Suites and Casino's LED marquee is offering a free meal to cops.

Wikipedia » New Frontier Hotel and Casino » Plans for new resort (2000–2006) »

In 2000, Ruffin announced plans to replace it with City by the Bay, a megaresort with a San Francisco theme.

Donald Trump, in partnership with Ruffin, built a high-rise luxury hotel-condominium on some of its property.

In 2005, Ruffin announced plans to replace it with Montreux resort. The name Montreux came from the famed Swiss resort which sponsors the yearly Montreux Jazz Festival. It was to use jazz music as a draw. Ruffin said, "We don't really have a Strip casino that advertises good jazz music." A second Montreux Jazz Festival could have been a yearly event at the resort.

In 2007, El Ad Properties purchased the New Frontier. El Ad, which also owned the Plaza Hotel in New York City at the time, intended to replace it with a replica, to be called the Las Vegas Plaza

Silver City proposals
Luke Brugnara was planning to build a San Francisco-themed resort on the site of the Silver City Casino.

Another San Francisco theme.

Pharoah's Kingdom
The project would have an Egyptian theme, including two 12-story pyramids made of crystal. The hotel would have a total of 5,000 rooms, making it the largest in the world. An RV park would be located beside the casino area. Other features would include sphinxes, man-made beaches, waterways resembling the Nile river, an underwater restaurant, a 24-hour child-care facility, and a repertory-style theater that would be overseen by actor Jack Klugman. Additionally, the resort would feature an 18-hole PGA Championship golf course and a monorail located within the theme park. The project would have one mile of frontage along Las Vegas Boulevard.

The project was cancelled when authorities became suspicious of developer Anthony Silano's fundraising efforts for the project. It was discovered that Silano and his associates hacked into the Switzerland bank accounts of Philippine president Ferdinand Marcos following his death in 1989.

Another Egyptian theme.

London Resort and Casino
Featuring replicas of the city's landmarks. The project was to be built on land across from the Luxor Hotel and Casino. A second London-themed resort was to be built on the former land of the El Rancho Hotel and Casino.

Countryland USA
A country music-themed resort was planned for construction on the site of the former El Rancho.

Starship Orion
International Thoroughbred Breeders announced plans to demolish the El Rancho and construct Starship Orion, with an outer space theme.

Titanic
In 1999, Bob Stupak was planning a resort themed after the RMS Titanic on the former site of the El Rancho.

Palace of the Sea Resort and Casino
Conceptual drawings included yacht-shaped towers and a casino resembling the Sydney Opera House.

Harley-Davidson Hotel and Casino
A resort with hotel towers shaped like gigantic exhaust pipes.

Carnivaal
An H-shaped hotel with a casino shaped like a Hershey's Kiss.

Playboy Hotel and Casino
The planned location was later used for the Cosmopolitan.

World Wrestling Federation
The land where it would have stood is now Allegiant Stadium.

Moon Resort and Casino
A planned lunar-themed casino resort.

Actual Moon concept art:

Pictured location: The former site of the New Frontier.

Moon may be vapor-techture, but James Dolan is currently building a spherical arena on the other side of Wynn:

The only Bank of America ATM on the Vegas Strip is on the fourth floor of M&M's World.

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I only ever travel to Vegas now.

[browsing local entertainments]

Features the voice of one of the world's greatest entertainers virtually performing among a live band, backup singers, and dancers. [source]

[pause]

An Evening with Whitney is THE ONLY Whitney Houston experience in partnership with the Whitney Houston Estate.

Other unauthorized Whitney Houston experiences?

Other heavy metal mariachi bands?

Competition Series Idea: 12 tribute acts compete for the title of "Best [insert musical artist] Tribute Act." Each season, a different musical artist.

Bally's
REAL BODIES at Bally's
Experience 20 real human bodies and over 200 specimens.

The attraction has added a COVID-19 element.

Does it use people who died of COVID-19?

Luxor
Bodies … The Exhibition

Dueling Bodies exhibits on the Strip?

The exhibition showcases 13 whole-body specimens and more than 260 organs and partial body specimens. [source]

Bally's' has more bodies, Luxor's has more specimens.

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35. ♫: Punkin' Lusty – "Greasy Frybread" (Reservation Dogs, S01E04)

Stray Observations

  • ♫: Black Pumas – "Colors" (Heels, S01E02)
  • Rob Van Dam (Heels, S01E02)
  • Cuphead (Heels, S01E02)
  • "Mom's casserole sucks ass." (Heels, S01E02)
  • "This is amazing. But I don't know if my dad is that into pickles."
    "What kind of Native rapper ain't into pickles? Pickles are hot right now." (Reservation Dogs, S01E04)
  • Garrett Hedlund (Reservation Dogs, S01E04)
  • "Is that a Confederate flag tattoo? With feathers on it?"
    "It is. I was a big Skynyrd fan. I mean, I still am. As for the feathers, I just love Indians." (Reservation Dogs, S01E04)
  • "The artifact has a bit of an attitude. Also, no one can lift it. Not even Jackson, and he does CrossFit." (What If…?, S01E03)
  • "It's weird, but I also have a space corpse that looks like a Chippendales dancer rotting on the next table over."
    "Oh, wow. Even while rotting, he smells like lavender."
    "Really? Hmm."
    "Still, there's not a lot connecting a billionaire playboy and a S.H.I.E.L.D. assassin, unless you have any ideas."
    "There was an idea…" (What If…?, S01E03)
  • The Incredible Hulk (What If…?, S01E03)
  • Black Widow pose (What If…?, S01E03)
  • "I promise, when I find your brother's killer, you will have your pound of flesh."
    "What a fascinating choice of words. But I shall require the entire corpse." (What If…?, S01E03)
  • "Guess who the freak is in town this weekend?"
    "Gavin DeGraw?"
    "Why would you say Gavin DeGraw?"
    "Why wouldn't he be in town?" (Awkwafina Is Nora From Queens, S02E03)
  • "Wait, didn't this used to be a sushi bar?
    "It's a Chinese restaurant now."
    "Yeah…"
    "But at least it's like within the Asian family, so it's alright." (Awkwafina Is Nora From Queens, S02E03)
  • "Wait a second. Are you grating a jicama?!" (Awkwafina Is Nora From Queens, S02E03)
  • "I mean, it's still a hot dog place."
    "Actually, we're a sausage dispensary." (Awkwafina Is Nora From Queens, S02E03)
  • "Where are we going?!"
    "An NYU party."
    "Yes! The hot sophomore I've been DM-ing with said it's going to be 'yeet.' Which is a word I just learned."
    "I'm out."
    "No, Nora."
    "Be yeet, be yeet with us." (Awkwafina Is Nora From Queens, S02E03)
  • "What are you ladies dressed up as?"
    "Charlie's angels, duh."
    "Which one of you is Kristen Stewart?"
    "Oh no, we're the original angels!"
    "I'm Drew Barrymore." (Awkwafina Is Nora From Queens, S02E03)
  • "Well, go ahead, you wench!"
    "I said wench first!" (Awkwafina Is Nora From Queens, S02E03)
  • "I love the government. I think it's so good." (Awkwafina Is Nora From Queens, S02E03)
  • Macaulay Culkin as a gay prostitute (American Horror Story, S10E01)
  • "I'm clean. But, uh, you do have to glove up unless you're down for some frottage."
    "Frottage?"
    "It's French for rubbing our dicks together." (American Horror Story, S10E01)
  • "The kind of vitamin D I like doesn't come from the sun." (American Horror Story, S10E01)
  • "Don't you just love an Aperol Spritz in the wintertime?" (American Horror Story, S10E01)
  • "I just want the gristle and fat, bitch!" (American Horror Story, S10E01)
  • "I suck you, or you don't get shit!" (American Horror Story, S10E01)
  • "Don't be jealous because I found inspiration and you can't play fucking Paganini!" (American Horror Story, S10E02)
  • "You killed a man in our sunroom!" (American Horror Story, S10E02)
  • "Also, maybe start looking for some real estate out there because I just got an offer from Netflix for an overall." (American Horror Story, S10E02)
  • ♫: Massive Attack – "Teardrop" (American Horror Story, S10E02)
  • "How many people have taken these pills?"
    "A few. More lately."
    "Why the increase?"
    "Streamers." (American Horror Story, S10E02)
  • Macaulay Culkin discussing Jaws (American Horror Story, S10E02)
  • ♫: Deftones – "Change [in the House of Flies]" (American Horror Story, S10E02)
  • "Welcome to the dick dock."
    "Dick dock?"
    "In July, this place is like a gay Hometown Buffet." (American Horror Story, S10E02)
  • ♫ "Chase is back. All right!" ♫ (The Other Two, S02E01)
  • A check for $25,000 courtesy of Shutterfly (The Other Two, S02E02)
  • "Because Shutterfly knows there's nothing wrong with being gay." (The Other Two, S02E02)
  • "I know a place we can go. It is gay, but I think you'll like it."
    [Big Gay Ice Cream Shop]
    "Don't worry, it's still just regular ice cream." (The Other Two, S02E02)
  • ♫: Wolfgang Black – "Dream On" (The Other Two, S02E02)
  • "What is my least favorite word?"
    "Buttress."
    "It just makes me picture a mattress with a butt."
    "What is my least favorite thing?"
    "Meringue because it looks so much better than it tastes."
    "It's a trick food!" (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S08E05)
  • "We ate at a restaurant next to Gail from Top Chef!"
    "Yeah, and then you got so mad at her about Last Chance Kitchen."
    "I wasn't mad. I just think it's insane that they make you go online to watch it!" (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S08E05)
  • "His name is David. David Duke Marzipan."
    "David Duke Marzipan?"
    "Hey, don't you go profiling him for what he changed his name to." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S08E06)
  • "And then they just changed the shape of the tortellini…" (Ted Lasso, S02E06)
  • "Dukes of Hazzard style, or as you guys probably call it, the 'Earls of Risk.'" (Ted Lasso, S02E06)
  • "So, I looked him in the eye and I said, 'Paul, I'm leaving you. I'm gonna live my best life now, for as long as I can, until I die. Or until I'm murdered.'" (Ted Lasso, S02E06)
  • "Temper your chocolate, you twat!" (Ted Lasso, S02E06)
  • "This is what a fish pie can do to a team." (Ted Lasso, S02E06)

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