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7. Framing Britney Spears (The New York Times Presents, S02E06)

Honourable Mention

  • Avocado Fight (Mr. Mayor, S01E07)
  • Yo-Magic Ad (WandaVision, S01E06)

Stray Observations

  • Papyrus (Devil May Care, S01E01)


(Devil May Care, S01E01)

  • "Which way is Mexico?!" (Mr. Mayor, S01E07)
  • "This is a business problem, and solving business problems is my middle name."
    "That's beautiful. Is that Polish or…?" (Mr. Mayor, S01E07)
  • "If only the L.A. River had water in it instead of what I've been told is called pornography runoff." (Mr. Mayor, S01E07)
  • "Did you know that quinoa was originally just Beanie Baby filler?" (Mr. Mayor, S01E07)


(Mr. Mayor, S01E07)

  • Cardi B ASMR: "So now I'm gonna, like, bite these wet-ass pickles." (Mr. Mayor, S01E07)
  • "They did a really good job of photoshopping the creature from Shape of Water. Oh, no. Oh, they made you the mute lady." (Mr. Mayor, S01E07)
  • "Please leave. You smell like the bathroom at a ferry terminal." (Mr. Mayor, S01E07)
  • "No, Cardi B, don't hurt that pickle with your nails. It's a cucumber's baby. [farts]" (Mr. Mayor, S01E07)
  • "I pee a little when I laugh, so needless to say, I'm very concerned about this Who's the Boss? reboot." (Mr. Mayor, S01E07)
  • "Uh, there's been an accident, and the doctor said, 'I can't operate on this boy. He's my son,' because the doctor was a mommy!" (Mr. Mayor, S01E07)
  • "'We need to get to the root of this,' said the endangered California vole." (Mr. Mayor, S01E07)
  • "So yesterday, you said your trucks hadn't gone out all week."
    "Or are they?" (Mr. Mayor, S01E07)
  • "I'm only fidgeting like this because of my oversized genitals." (Mr. Mayor, S01E07)
  • "Avocados are back on the shelves, and Angelinos are back to being happy – on the outside."
    "I just want to thank Mayor Bremer. Now my baby's back on keto! I know, this is three months postpartum?!" (Mr. Mayor, S01E07)
  • Malcolm in the Middle (WandaVision, S01E06)
  • Kathleen Hanna (WandaVision, S01E06)
  • "Hey, there he is. The guy who almost got murdered by his own murder squad." (WandaVision, S01E06)
  • "Unleash hell, demon spawn." (WandaVision, S01E06)
  • "Kick-ass!" (WandaVision, S01E06)
  • "I only remember feeling completely alone. Empty. I just… Endless nothingness." (WandaVision, S01E06)
  • Darcy seems on the verge of cursing about her fate, but the phrase she meant to say turns into "Oh, fudge" by the time the Hex grabs her (WandaVision, S01E06)

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Did you know that a Japanese adaptation of 24 is currently airing?

Wikipedia » 24 Japan »

The series focuses on Genba Shidō, who works for the Tokyo–based Counter Terrorist Unit, his family, and a plot to assassinate Urara Asakura, who is set to become the first female prime minister of Japan.

Production of the show was allowed on the basis that 24 episodes would be presented in two seasons.

A commonly expressed concern was that the type of gun-related violence and terrorism portrayed in the American series would not be realistic in a Japanese setting, since a major terror attack had not occurred in Japan since the Tokyo subway sarin attack on 20 March 1995.

There was also concern that Toshiaki Karasawa was not the best choice to fill the role of Genba Shidō due to the age difference between him and Kiefer Sutherland at the onset of 24 in 2001 (Karasawa was 57 at time of filming; Sutherland was 34).

Idea: An "Old Man Bauer" revival of 24.

In November 2020, Fox announced a new primetime version of Name That Tune hosted by actress Jane Krakowski, which premiered on January 6, 2021.

It was filmed in Australia with American expats as contestants. [source]

Mental Samurai to shoot Season 2 in Portugal

American contestants will be flown to Portugal.

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays Fox from the swift completion of its shitty game shows.

How long until a scripted American show that's set in America films entirely in the United Kingdom with an entirely British cast? They all play Americans nowadays anyway.

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The Bodyguard's Hitman or The Hitman's Bodyguard's Wife's Bodyguard for the third one?

Bad Moms' Moms should have preceded A Bad Moms Christmas. You do Christmas for the third one.

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 3: Clark Griswold and Cousin Eddie spend it plotting to storm the United States Capitol.

Home Alone 3 2: Insurrectionists storm the Capitol on Kevin McAllister's first day as a senator.

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Jon: TheraBreath is just making up mint flavours now.

Rory: Read the labels, dummy!

Rory: Mild Mint, Rainforest Mint, Invigorating Icy Mint are fresh breath oral rinse. Peppermint is maximum strength oral rinse. Clean Mint is healthy gums. Sparkle Mint is healthy smile. Tingling Mint is dry mouth. And Natural Spearmint…

Climate Pledge Arena?

Oh, it's KeyArena.

In June 2020, Amazon bought the naming rights to the arena. In a departure from usual corporate naming, Amazon dedicated the arena name to bringing attention to climate change. [source]

Bezoooooos!!!

The SuperSonics moved from Climate Pledge Arena to Chesapeake Energy Arena, named after a pioneer in fracking.

On June 28, 2020, Chesapeake Energy filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. [source]

Cold Weather Arena?

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6. Fox in the M House (WandaVision, S01E05)

Honourable Mention

  • Zillow (Saturday Night Live, S46E11)

Stray Observations

  • "I want a taco trio from The Lime Truck." (Mr. Mayor, S01E06)
  • "Smile three: tucked-in lips. 'Mm. I am politely repulsed.'"
    "Yup, Simon Cowell at baggage claim." (Mr. Mayor, S01E06)
  • "And this isn't gonna go over well…"
    "Then don't say it!"
    "They always still say it." (Mr. Mayor, S01E06)
  • "There's a special place in hell for gays that encourage women not to support other women."
    "I know. It's called Bravo, and we're doing amazing on it." (Mr. Mayor, S01E06)
  • "You cheated on the test so you could go get empanadas?"
    "What empanadas, Arpi?! What empanadas?!" (Mr. Mayor, S01E06)
  • "Don't be scared. They're only ice lollies." (Mr. Mayor, S01E06)


(Desus and Mero, 4 Feb)

  • "She's gone. She didn't belong here." recap edit (WandaVision, S01E05)


(WandaVision, S01E05)

  • "Does Maximoff have an alias?"
    "No, sir."
    "No funny nickname?"
    "Not a one." (WandaVision, S01E05)
  • "That would mean she's wielding an insane amount of power."
    "Uh, she could have taken out Thanos on her own if he hadn't initiated a blitz. I mean, nobody else came close."
    "Well, I'd argue that Captain Marvel came close."
    "We are not talking about her." (WandaVision, S01E05)
  • "Lagos: For when you make a mess you didn't mean to." (WandaVision, S01E05)

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From the writer/director of Roe v. Wade:

An Orphaned Child with a price on her head seeks refuge in a Chapel run by a beautiful Nun, but all is not what it seems. High Octane action as they flee the clutches of a Rogue CIA Agent. [source]

G.I. Nun's Ally?


Scott Adkins weighs in on video game fight scenes

Merge with Shudder and I'll consider subscribing.

Fantasia/Midnight Madness/Fantastic Fest, but a streaming platform.

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Warner Bros. is teaming up with Wonderland Restaurants to create the kits.

Like any meal kit, some of the items in the Mother Box will need to be cooked.

Wonderland Restaurants is also currently working on Park Row, a high-end DC Comics-themed restaurant in London.

Wonderland Restaurant Group is run by James Bulmer and Mark Garston, formerly of Heston Blumenthal's three-Michelin-starred Fat Duck in Bray, and Mike Bagale, former executive chef at three-Michelin-starred Alinea in Chicago.

[Park Row] will be divided into a five spaces: "a lounge Bar (Pennyworth's) and a dining area with entertainment reminiscent of the 1930s era (Iceberg Lounge). The main space, Old Gotham City, is described as a "villainous speakeasy," joined by The Monarch Theatre's "multi-sensory" tasting menu and these words: "a Harley Quinn-inspired omakase restaurant." [source]

Wonderland says that the Snyder Cut box is intended to be just the start of its immersive boxed meal partnership with Warner Bros.

We getting a spice melange in October?

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5. It Follows (Search Party, S04E07)

Stray Observations

  • "Okay, now what am I gonna do for half an hour?"
    "Well, there's a sex museum right over there." (Search Party, S04E07)
  • ♫: French 79 – "The Remedy" (Search Party, S04E07)
  • ♫: French 79 – "Quartz" (Search Party, S04E07)
  • R.L. Stine (Search Party, S04E08)
  • "I'm not some evil mastermind, okay? I'm just wealthy and inbred. Oh, I'm inbred, by the way. It's official." (Search Party, S04E09)


Elliott's memorial fit (Search Party, S04E10)

  • "Lunch and shrooms." (Search Party, S04E10)
  • "Drew, open the box."
    "No, no!"
    "Drew, open the box, please!"
    "No, I open every box!"
    "I'm gay!" (Search Party, S04E10)
  • "No, we can't throw away our dead friend's hair."
    "Let's donate it, you guys, let's donate it!"
    "To whom?"
    "To a community theater!" (Search Party, S04E10)
  • Search Party Season Grade: C
  • "Asian men are having a moment. Parasite, K-pop, Bruno Mars, maybe." (Mr. Mayor, S01E05)
  • "No rules is chaos. That's why I hate Outback Steakhouse." (Mr. Mayor, S01E05)
  • "I did the math, which only I can say 'cause racism…" (Mr. Mayor, S01E05)
  • "For the over-60 body, there is no working out. There is only preservation. Eating antioxidant-rich Himalayan nut butters, soaking in a cold pool at your local Y-They-CA, taking NCIS-brand glucosamine gummies."
    "How are you supposed to tell it's shaped like Mark Harmon? He's not specific enough." (Mr. Mayor, S01E05)
  • "Why is my voice deeper?" (Mr. Mayor, S01E05)
  • "We'll just say you're doing something with the troops. It's like a period; it gets you out of anything." (Mr. Mayor, S01E05)
  • "Do not chew. Let Michael Weatherly dissolve." (Mr. Mayor, S01E05)
  • "And the insurance company won't pay for my vaginal mesh because I'm a boy! But that's just what they call it! No foolin', mesh is mesh!" (Mr. Mayor, S01E05)
  • "Oh, pee pee concussion!" (Mr. Mayor, S01E05)
  • "I broke my penis at Dodger Stadium!" (Mr. Mayor, S01E05)
  • Jimmy learned the card trick (WandaVision, S01E04)
  • "I'm a chemical engineer."
    "No one cares." (WandaVision, S01E04)
  • "So you're saying the universe created a sitcom starring two Avengers?" (WandaVision, S01E04)
  • "Why hexagonal shape?" (WandaVision, S01E04)

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Cease and desist in 3, 2…

Burger Brawl [has] 84 gourmet burger concepts in the works – each one inspired by a different character from Super Smash Bros.

Every week the restaurant has six burgers to choose from – and vote on.

"Whichever burger gets the most votes wins," Burger Brawl's head chef said. "The lowest voted burger gets knocked off, we bring in a new contender."

Yoshi gotta go.

WALUIGI'S CHERRY NEGRONI.