Adam Riff™

48. Blake Griffin interview (The Eric Andre Show, S05E10)

Honourable Mention

• America's Greatest Hits (The Eric Andre Show, S05E09)
• Halloween make-up focus group (The F-Spot with Derrick Beckles, 27 Nov 20)

Stray Observations

• "I wouldn't recommend that."
  "Well, you're talking to someone who was nearly an Eagle Scout, so I think I can handle it." (Moonbase 8, S01E03)
• "I got a big dick too, you know." (Fargo, S04E10)
• Odis tripping foreshadowing Gaetano's death (Fargo, S05E10)

(Fargo, S05E10)

• Adam Conover (The Eric Andre Show, S05E09)

(The Eric Andre Show, S05E09)

• Adam Conover catching a stray bullet (The Eric Andre Show, S05E09)
• Legs of dead floating clown behind stagehand (The Eric Andre Show, S05E09)
• Curb Your Enthusiasm theme "we'll be right back" (The Eric Andre Show, S05E09)
• "We're TV X now." (The Eric Andre Show, S05E09)
• "I've got a milky eye!" (The Eric Andre Show, S05E10)
• "Dude, I stole this from Lena Dunham's parents. It's her sonogram." (The Eric Andre Show, S05E10)
• Who Killed Hannibal? callback (The Eric Andre Show, S05E10)
• The Eric Andre Show Season Grade: B
• "I thought he was winking at you earlier. But now, I see it’s just a series of small strokes." (The Flight Attendant, S01E01)
• "Oh, but don't take them all at once, okay? Because if you die, your mother's gonna kill me, and I don't want a double funeral with a boy named Mason." (The Flight Attendant, S01E02)
• "What is that thing?"
  "I keep it around for luck." (The Mandalorian, S02E05)
• Grogu (The Mandalorian, S02E05)
• "I like firsts. Good or bad, they're always memorable." (The Mandalorian, S02E05)
• "Combined, not even your laser swords would be able to protect you from all that firepower." (The Mandalorian, S02E05)

(The Mandalorian, S02E05)

• "What's your favorite movie?"
  "I just saw something on Instagram that was going viral where a pastor was wearing some kicks from…"
  "Home Alone. Great." (The F-Spot with Derrick Beckles, 27 Nov 20)
• True Crime's "Killer" Podsta Sauce (The F-Spot with Derrick Beckles, 27 Nov 20)
• "They'll call you up, or DM your URL, and say, 'Hey, we want a stool sample.'"
  "My God!"
  "Don't send them your stool sample."
  "This is just dystonian. I mean…"
  "Only send your stool sample to a licensed computer person." (The F-Spot with Derrick Beckles, 27 Nov 20)
• "I think we spend every day living in their world, but today, they're gonna die in ours." (Warrior, S02E09)

(Warrior, S02E09)

• "We may not like each other, but today, we're Chinese and they're not, and that's all that matters. If we live to tomorrow, we can go back to the luxury of our own agendas." (Warrior, S02E09)
• How To with John Wilson Season Grade: A

Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: P-Valley
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: How To with John Wilson

47. In the hole way down (The Mandalorian, S02E04)

Honourable Mention

• Bone TV (The Eric Andre Show, S05E08)

Stray Observations

• "John Brown's zeal in the cause of freedom was infinitely superior to mine. I could live for the slave. John Brown could die for him." (The Good Lord Bird, S01E07)
• "And then I looked at the Old Man and realized he looked exactly like the way white folks picture God." (The Good Lord Bird, S01E07)
• Killer Mike (The Good Lord Bird, S01E07)
• "The Good Lord bird doesn't fly in a flock. You know why? The voice of our spirit is gentle. Sometimes you have to fly alone to hear it." (The Good Lord Bird, S01E07)
• "Whatever you are, Onion, be it in full." (The Good Lord Bird, S01E07)
• The Good Lord Bird Season Grade: C

(Moonbase 8, S01E02)

• "I know what oxygen smells like."
  "How do you know?"
  "I've done oxygen." (The Eric Andre Show, S05E07)
• "Stop filming Tia Carrere!" (The Eric Andre Show, S05E07)
• Ryan Nemeth (The Eric Andre Show, S05E08)
• "It's like the Torah part two, but now it's for kids." (The Eric Andre Show, S05E08)
• IG-11 statue (The Mandalorian, S02E04)
• Macarons (The Mandalorian, S02E04)
• "Rope Man, you tell any Fung Hai still breathing they work for us now."
  "I don't think anyone is still breathing." (Warrior, S02E08)
• ♫: Kigga – "China Town"? (Warrior, S02E08)
• ♫: Frank Ocean – "Thinkin Bout You" (A Teacher, S01E01)
• ♫: Justin Bieber – "Boyfriend" (A Teacher, S01E02)
• Oldboy (Animaniacs, S06E01)

Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: P-Valley
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: How To with John Wilson

46. Skin Trade (How To with John Wilson, S01E04)

Stray Observations

• "The old man would want you to have this. It's, um…symbolic."
  "I ain't got no use for no symbolic sword." (The Good Lord Bird, S01E06)
• "'Alcohol is your friend – with a knife.'" (Fargo, S04E08)
• "Listen, just because Kelce tells you to do something, doesn't mean you have to do it." (Moonbase 8, S01E01)
• "Because we are members of the National Association of Space Astronauts."
  "The what?"
  "NASA."
  "No, it's the, um… N… It's the North American…Space Association. Right? Is it?"
  "No, no, no. That's-that's…that's not it. Uh…"
  "It's the National Association–"
  "It's not 'National.' Nautical. Nautical, 'cause it started with boats. Nautical…Astronomy Society of…Adventure."
  "I don't think it stands for anything. I think it's just a word: NASA."
  "It's NASA."
  "NASA. Okay. NASA. We're NASA!" (Moonbase 8, S01E01)
• "Here. Have a squirt."
  "It's cleaning solution, Cap."
  "It's mostly water."
  "Can't live off cleaning solution." (Moonbase 8, S01E01)
• John Cena (The Eric Andre Show, S05E05)
• Macarena (The Eric Andre Show, S05E05)
• "I wish I was Lance Reddick!"
  "Thanks, Levar." (The Eric Andre Show, S05E05)
• "It's my last day as a Hasid. I can do whatever I want. I'm going to a Christmas party, and I hope Harmony Korine puts me in one of his outrageous movies." (The Eric Andre Show, S05E05)
• "Fuck H₂O! What about H₂O₂, the sequel to water?!"
  "Part two!" (The Eric Andre Show, S05E05)
• Lil Nas X Japanese television reaction (The Eric Andre Show, S05E05)
• Pouring nacho cheese on Grimes (The Eric Andre Show, S05E05)
• "I tried to do a cool trick to impress my wife before sundown." (The Eric Andre Show, S05E06)
• "What are you cooking?"
  "Crystal meth and placenta." (The Eric Andre Show, S05E06)
• Ray's Pizza coupon (The Eric Andre Show, S05E06)
• "My titties are gonna come out. Please don't."
  "Hey, hey. Leave the medical mumbo-jumbo for the scientists." (The Eric Andre Show, S05E06)
• "I'm just a cop eating shit and getting drunk." (The Eric Andre Show, S05E06)
• "Shit-Eating Horse Cop" (The Eric Andre Show, S05E06)
• Lil Freedia (The Eric Andre Show, S05E06)
• Sasha Banks (The Mandalorian, S02E03)
• "No, I have enough pets." (The Mandalorian, S02E03)
• "The accused, John Chinaman" (Warrior, S02E07)
• "I'm not fucking politician."
  "That's what the best ones always say." (Warrior, S02E07)
• "My father used to say, 'If you wait by the river long enough, the bodies of your enemies will come floating by.'"
  "No, I think that was Sun Tzu actually."
  "Well, he also said it." (Warrior, S02E07)
• "But they still let the pigs go wherever they want." (How To with John Wilson, S01E04)
• "They actually recently made it illegal to declaw your cat in New York…uh, I think." (How To with John Wilson, S01E04)

(The Queen's Gambit, S01E01)

• "My tranquility needs to be refurbished." (The Queen's Gambit, S01E02)
• "D.L. Townes" (The Queen's Gambit, S01E03)
• "Do you still like my hair?" (The Queen's Gambit, S01E06)
• Beth's under-eye lines (The Queen's Gambit, S01E06)
• "So, what will your fellow radicals think? You being with a rich white lawyer?"
  "Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke." (The Queen's Gambit, S01E07)
• Boy server offering vodka (The Queen's Gambit, S01E07)
• "Good for you, cracker." (The Queen's Gambit, S01E07)
• The Queen's Gambit Season Grade: B

Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: P-Valley
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: How To with John Wilson