Adam Riff™

51. Return of the Jedi (The Mandalorian, S02E08)

Honourable Mention

• Music (Moonbase 8, S01E06)

Stray Observations

• "I mean, should we tell NASA about the ranchers?"
  "No! We just sent them a nasty letter about a status update! Now we're gonna tell them we have cow troubles?" (Moonbase 8, S01E06)
• "But you can't always get what you want. Just like the Beatles said." (Moonbase 8, S01E06)
• "Well, if you end up casting somebody for me, maybe we could think of somebody a little better-looking than me. Brad Pitt or something. Dax Shepard." (Moonbase 8, S01E06)
• "What might they be afraid of? A bull?"
  "Leather manufacturers."
  "All right, so do you think… How would a bull recognize, uh, a leather plant or a leather factory?"
  "You remember the cartoon where you have the tailor come out to the-the farm with… and-and put out the measuring tape?"
  "I never in my life have seen a cartoon where they were measuring for a leather jacket."
  "I don't know. Uh, it was in the comics."
  "I'm not gonna write down 'a leather manufacturer.'" (Moonbase 8, S01E06)
• Moonbase 8 Season Grade: C
• "I was on the Death Star."
  "Which one?" (The Mandalorian, S02E08)
• Sasha Banks hitting Boba Fett with a jetpack-assisted tornado DDT (The Mandalorian, S02E08)
• "One X-wing? Great. We're saved." (The Mandalorian, S02E08)
• "Maclunkey." (The Mandalorian, S02E08)

(The Mandalorian, S02E08)

• The Mandalorian Season Grade: C
• "Guess what the headline will be."
  "Gesundheit?"
  "'Jamie's Tart Breaks Tartt's Heart.'"
  "Did you just come up with that?"
  "Yeah."
  "Everyone would read that."
  "Of course they would. You have no idea the power of rhyming in this goddamn country." (Ted Lasso, S01E03)
• "So, I spoke to the owner of The Sun."
  "You spoke to God?!" (Ted Lasso, S01E03)
• "I'm looking for your prick boyfriend. You know how to pick 'em, don't ya?"
  "Didn't your last girlfriend steal your Rolex and sell it for drug money?"
  "So? I don't need a phone and a watch." (Ted Lasso, S01E03)
• "And when it comes to locker rooms, I like 'em just like my mother's bathing suits – I only wanna see 'em in one piece, you hear?" (Ted Lasso, S01E04)
• "One more person says something that me and Beard don't understand, I'm gonna have one of my son's classic temper tantrums. It's basically just him calling me a bunch of silly names, you know, like, I don't know, 'dummy head' or 'poo poo face' or 'poo poo dummy' or– I don't know. What am I missing?"
  "'Pee pee fingers.'"
  "'Pee pee fingers.'" (Ted Lasso, S01E06)
• "Heck, even Mr. Martin Scorsese finally won his Oscar. But I think we can all agree that The Departed is not necessarily his best work. That belongs to The Color of Money."
  "No, it's Goodfellas."
  "Mmm, agree to disagree."
  "Nah, nah. It's Age of Innocence, bruv."
  "Cape Fear."
  "Silence!" (Ted Lasso, S01E06)

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50. A Revolution (Euphoria: Trouble Don't Last Always)

Honourable Mention

• Quiz Lord (Moonbase 8, S01E05)
• A Life In Questions: Wisdom School with Aaron Chen (07 Dec 20)

Stray Observations

• "Any song by Otis Redding is of greater power than me." (Euphoria: Trouble Don't Last Always)
• "Everything that's good to you ain't always good for you." (Euphoria: Trouble Don't Last Always)
• "People keep doing shit that we deem unforgivable, and in return, they decide there's no reason to change. So now you got a whole bunch of people running around who don't give a fuck about redemption. That's scary." (Euphoria: Trouble Don't Last Always)
• "The thought of maybe being a good person is what keeps me trying to be a good person." (Euphoria: Trouble Don't Last Always)
• "Everyone's just out to make everyone else not seem human." (Euphoria: Trouble Don't Last Always)
• "How do you want your mom and sister to remember you?"
  "As someone who tried really hard to be someone I couldn't." (Euphoria: Trouble Don't Last Always)
• ♫: Labrinth – "Ave Maria" (Euphoria: Trouble Don't Last Always)
• Henai test (Moonbase 8, S01E05)
• "I got a skin-on-skin session for you when we get back in that base, huh?" (Moonbase 8, S01E05)
• "I'm not mad, you is just fat." (Small Axe: Alex Wheatle, S01E04)
• "Empire, New Republic, it's all the same to these people. Invaders on their land is all we are." (The Mandalorian, S02E07)
• "Let's go fill out those TPS reports so we can go recharge the power coils." (The Mandalorian, S02E07)
• "You see, boys, everybody thinks they want freedom, but what they really want is order." (The Mandalorian, S02E07)
• Alice in Borderland Season Grade: C

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49. Boba Fette (The Mandalorian, S02E06)

Stray Observations

• "Huh, looks like Leon DiCaprio." (Moonbase 8, S01E04)
• "Where are the good bagels? You know, the canned ones." (Moonbase 8, S01E04)
• "Yeah, he's so cool. He looks like he's in System of a Down or 3 Doors Down, one of those groups." (Moonbase 8, S01E04)
• "But we told NASA, we're just like, 'We need good carpet.'"
  "We don't want that, that balling up to happen."
  "No. Especially on the moon. (Moonbase 8, S01E04)
• "He's the king of diarrhea." (Moonbase 8, S01E04)
• "And this is why the family business doesn't work. Because families are crazy." (Fargo, S04E11)
• Fargo Season Grade: C
• "Sometimes I think the earth needs to be scorched. Re-plant it so something good will come of it. Something good." (Small Axe: Red, White and Blue, S01E03)
• "I'm a simple man making his way through the galaxy, like my father before me." (The Mandalorian, S02E06)
• "This isn't a spice dream." (The Mandalorian, S02E06)
• "Thank you for seeing us on such short notice."
  "You're welcome. Not literally. It's just an expression. You're not actually welcome here." (Warrior, S02E10)
• "Good women get angry. Do you know why? Because they know men like us have no business loving them, and they can't forgive themselves for loving us. So we pay for it. We pay 'cause our fucking reach has exceeded our grasp." (Warrior, S02E10)
• Warrior Season Grade: C

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