NYC IS DEAD FOREVER

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Arcadia— With 400 locations throughout Korea, Left Wing is bringing its trio of Korean fried chicken flavors — original, house special, and sweet and spicy — to the San Gabriel Valley. [source]

Now open one in Huntington Beach.

There's one in Texas, but it's in Austin.

There's one in Arizona, but it's inside an H Mart.

Open one next to the Pizzagate place.

[pause]

Oh. They're all fronts for that place that puts bacon in everything – Slater's 50/50.

Am I having a stroke?

related:

Clueless Series Reboot in Development at Peacock

The untitled comedy series is described a baby pink and bisexual blue-tinted, tiny sun-glasses wearing, oat milk latte and Adderall-fueled look at what happens when queen bee Cher disappears and her lifelong number two Dionne steps into Cher's vacant Air Jordans.

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33. 5 out of 5 (Corporate, S03E04)

Stray Observations

  • "Look, the mayor's office can expedite a foreclosure in the case of properties that they consider a community blight."
    "Community blight? Do you know how many hoes I done put through school?" (P-Valley, S01E05)
  • ♫: Renni Rucci – "Elevators" (P-Valley, S01E05)
  • "What you in here for?"
    "I had an ounce of weed on me, and I had to put it in my baby's diaper."
    "And you?"
    "I slit somebody neck."
    –
    "I got a DUI."
    "Oh, that ain't so bad."
    "After I cheated on my husband with his…with his mama."
    "What the fuck?" (P-Valley, S01E05)
  • "Is you fuckin' Uncle Clifford?" (P-Valley, S01E05)
  • "Look, now, I done been in a whole lot of hole-in-the-walls, but I ain't never lost no paperwork up in no coochie." (P-Valley, S01E05)
  • "Now, you finish it before I do…nigga." (P-Valley, S01E05)
  • "Oi, Kevin is so buff. When I see him, I feel a pebble in my clit bouncing off the upper left side." (I May Destroy You, S01E10)
  • ♫: Phazz – "About Her" (I May Destroy You, S01E10)

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Tony Hawk's Burrito

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When Circa opens in October, it becomes the first Las Vegas casino and resort to ban underage visitors.

Circa plans to be an adults-only experience, open only to those 21 and older. [source]

Look at this fucking pool deck:

The future of theatrical exhibition?

Summer movie season would be lit. Oscar season…not so much.

Each of the six pools features a different temperature, ranging from 78 to 94 degrees. On the fifth level, pools come heated at 104 degrees on colder days.

A Black Friday rush to the 86° pool.

Stadium Swim also has its own food from Michigan restaurateurs Paul Saginaw, Chris Sotiropoulos, and Grace Keros.

Co-founder of Zingerman's and owners of American Coney Island.

Wet Ass P-word

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Thinking about the timeline in which CBS picked up How I Met Your Dad and Greta Gerwig is entering her seventh season.

Jason Segel made Forgetting Sarah Marshall and The Muppets while on How I Met Your Mother, so Greta could still make Lady Bird and Little Women while on the show.

Unlike Jason, however, when Greta wants to leave the show, because she's the main character, CBS can't negotiate one more season with her mostly separated from the rest of the cast.

Greta negotiates a series finale film, which she writes and directs?

Rory: The show runs for three more seasons with Elisha Cuthbert playing Sally.

Anders Holm, Andrew Santino, Tiya Sircar, and Drew Tarver are a helluva supporting cast.

Thinking about the timeline in which Greta Gerwig's next film is How I Met Your Dad starring Saoirse Ronan and not a Barbie movie.

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32. Raw Underground (WWE Raw, 03 Aug 20)

Honourable Mention

  • Sex scene (P-Valley, S01E04)
  • Sex scene (Maxxx, S01E03)

Stray Observations

  • "Ooh-whee, girl. I don't need no crack with a voice like that." (P-Valley, S01E04)
  • "Don't blaspheme in front of me."
    "Nigga, you ain't God." (P-Valley, S01E04)
  • "Well, Miss Mississippi, you sure named after the right river, 'cause your ass can't hold water for shit." (P-Valley, S01E04)
  • "Hooch on." (P-Valley, S01E04)
  • ♫: Kelly Rowland – "Motivation [feat. Lil Wayne]" (P-Valley, S01E04)
  • "We ain't got time for them white girl tears, though they are very tasty." (P-Valley, S01E04)
  • ♫: Lil Murda – "Fallin'" (P-Valley, S01E04)
  • ♫: Grimes – "Oblivion" (I May Destroy You, S01E09)
  • ♫: FKA twigs – "home with you" (I May Destroy You, S01E09)
  • ♫: Alice Smith – "I Put a Spell on You" (I May Destroy You, S01E09)
  • ♫: Janelle Monáe – "Come Alive [War of the Roses]" (I May Destroy You, S01E09)
  • "Rose, Gangnam's dead! I'm back, baby!" (Maxxx, S01E04)
  • "Anthony Robbins me." (Maxxx, S01E04)
  • "I'm a longtime believer, first-time prayer." (Maxxx, S01E04)
  • "I love MySpace. I love Selena Gomez. I love gravel." (Maxxx, S01E05)
  • "Oh, it's like a Richard Curtis movie. Oh, I'm just a boy, sitting under a whore, telling her I don't love her." (Maxxx, S01E05)
  • "We could give him CBD oil. That cures everything." (Maxxx, S01E05)
  • "Yo, Stephen Fry, shut up." (Maxxx, S01E05)
  • ♫: "Wade in the Water" (Maxxx, S01E05)
  • "I bleed authenticness-ness. Ask Crazy Frog, ask Jedward, ask Justin Timberlake." (Maxxx, S01E06)
  • "Who is the biggest comeback ever?"
    "I don't know. Shia LaBeouf."
    "Jesus Christ."
    "I don't know, I'm just throwing out names, bro."
    "No, literally, Jesus Christ." (Maxxx, S01E06)
  • "I find it ironic that my actual gender fluid turned out to be gender fluid." (Maxxx, S01E06)
  • "Wes Anderson themed, except we're gonna actually use black people in it." (Maxxx, S01E06)
  • "You're not a kind of girl who's obsessed with penis size. You…not that that is relevant to me at all. Because…it's…at least average in a number of Asian countries." (Maxxx, S01E06)
  • "I wanna wear you like a feedbag." (Maxxx, S01E06)
  • Maxxx Season Grade: D

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pro-hentai, anti-degeneracy

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Three remakes debut on Billboard's rock radio charts dated Aug. 1.

Leading the way among debuting tracks is the late Chris Cornell's version of Guns N' Roses' "Patience," which bows at No. 16 on Mainstream Rock Songs and No. 36 on Alternative Airplay.

Also on Mainstream Rock Songs, Three Days Grace returns at No. 31 with its version of Gotye's "Somebody That I Used to Know."

And on Alternative Airplay, Silversun Pickups debut at No. 40 with "Toy Soldiers," an amped-up take on Martika.

What are we even doing anymore?

A Pee-wee Herman Society

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Previously on Adam Riff™:


Grimaldi's, okay.


Geno's, sure.


Party Fowl?

I assume Prince's, Hattie B's, and Bolton's all passed.


[pause]

Is El Torito known for its carnitas street taco? Because I know it for its Sunday brunch – and being a dying restaurant chain.

This is like queso-flavoured chips inspired by QDOBA in Austin, TX.

Idea: A potato taco in which the potato is reconstituted carnitas street taco Lay's.

Idea: Fried chicken thigh breaded in crushed Nashville-hot-chicken-flavoured chicken breast.

Idea: Shrimp-flavoured fish skin.