Adam Riff™

32. Evicting a civil rights icon (South Side, S01E03)

Stray Observations

• "How you feeling about those bodies of your beloved, awesome parents, New Leaf?"
  "Yeah, man, how are you feeling about us kind of creaming them with a vehicle hauler today, New Leaf – lovingly?" (Perpetual Grace, LTD, S01E10)
• Perpetual Grace, LTD Season Grade: B
• "Sometimes two people in the universe who aren't meant for each other find each other." (Euphoria, S01E08)
• ♫: Arcade Fire – "My Body Is a Cage" (Euphoria, S01E08)
• Euphoria Season Grade: C
• "People recognize me when I go to Roy Rogers." (Pose, S02E08)
• "That's not a natural glow, sweetie; that's cocaine sweats." (Pose, S02E08)
• "Laying down when you should be standing up." (Pose, S02E08)
• "That core is strong, bitch." (Pose, S02E08)
• "You need to unclench your asshole."
  "You need to eat my clenched asshole." (The Boys, S01E04)
• "You played my butt like jazz, with poise and skill and willingness to improvise." (The Boys, S01E05)
• Haley Joel Osment, Billy Zane, Tara Reid (The Boys, S01E06)
• The Boys Season Grade: B
• "No, it's me, Debbie, and Sam. We're like the uhh… The uhh… What's the thing with the, the three, the…"
  "Cerberus?" (GLOW, S03E01)

Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: The Boys
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: The Other Two

31. Drop the Mic with Jemaine Clement and Jason Mantzoukas (Legion, S03E06)

Stray Observations

• "Many people, most people, would now say, 'what did you say?,' as that provides them, the timeframe of the asking of that unnecessary question, provides them a stall to gather themselves, to defuse the direct electricity of that provocation. But I'm not gonna say, 'what did you say?,' because I fuckin' heard you, and I don't need to gather myself, as I am already gathered. I walk around gathered." (Perpetual Grace, LTD, S01E09)
• "You caused violence. You're resound. All the way across the universe." (Perpetual Grace, LTD, S01E09)
• "When reality TV begins to feel like work, like, final season of Mad Men work, you know you're depressed." (Euphoria, S01E07)
• "I'm Morgan fuckin' Freeman and this is the beginning of the third act." (Euphoria, S01E07)
• "Although, he did blow the paper house down last time." (Legion, S03E06)
• "Did she tell you about chlamydia?" (Legion, S03E06)
• "The secret of life: If you feel safe when you're young, you will feel safe when you're old." (Legion, S03E06)
• "Not everyone wants to be saved."
  "You had to try so you'd know." (Legion, S03E06)
• "White folks like to visit, but they never move in." (Pose, S02E07)
• "People always ask me if my name is really 'John Legend.' No, it's Sydney Legend. John is a stage name." (Sherman's Showcase, S01E01)
• "American culture peaked in 1973. Anything after that is a goddamned lie. The Sony Walkman – don't tell me what to do. You walk, man. Scrunchies – detestable. Chokers – why so violent? VCRs, DVDs – WTF. Wifi – who needs it? Sonos? I say 'Nonos.' Bluetooth? See a dentist." (Sherman's Showcase, S01E01)

(Sherman's Showcase, S01E01)

• "Time out. You just had White Castle delivered to Giordano's?"
  "I don't know limits." (South Side, S01E02)
• "I need to get a wedding gift for my mom. What do you got for me?"
  "Well, I got a golf cart that used to belong to Gary Busey. I got it at auction."
  "Gary Busey? Hmm. My mom did love that Buddy Holly movie he was in. She loves golf carts."
  "It's a very practical gift." (Baskets, S04E07)
• "The kids these days. All they've seen in, like, movies, video games is all scary clowns, killer clowns. You know? Like The Joker and, the, like, It. I mean, even in real life, like, the…what's his name? John Wayne. Um, the murderer. He's a murderer, and he wore clown makeup…"
  "What? John Wayne was a clown?"
  "John Wayne Gacy."
  "John Wayne Gacy. I think that's the airport."
  "Is it? Doesn't matter. The fact is, you're in a world where no child has seen Bozo, and every child has seen murdering clowns. I got a new look for the kiddos. It's a superhero. They're based on the best of us. Right? Clowns are based on a homeless person." (Baskets, S04E07)

The New AR™TV World Drama Champion: The Boys
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: The Other Two

30. Eating Ass (The Boys, S01E03)

Stray Observations

• "How do you know I'm a certified muff diver?" (Perpetual Grace, LTD, S01E08)
• "You know what happens when you spend an extended amount of time in rehab? You tend to make friends with those hardcore motherfuckers. So let me be very clear with you. If you so much as go past first base with my little sister, or try to get her high again, I will call Omar, I will call Marlo, I will call Avon, I will call Brother Mouzone, I will call fuckin' Bodie, and I will call fuckin' Stringer, and I will have these motherfuckers standing outside of your front lawn. Do you hear me?"
  "Or even Wee-Bey." (Euphoria, S01E06)
• "Who the hell are you?"
  "I am Legion." (Legion, S03E05)
• "I am a college-educated man. I am not a queen." (Pose, S02E06)
• "That's the going rate at the Bank of Saint." (Snowfall, S03E03)
• ♫: DYAN – "Looking for Knives" (South Side, S01E01)
• "I should be at the top of the pyramid, 'cause I'm providing the erections on the South Side." (South Side, S01E01)
• "Do you have a life outside of Costco?" (Baskets, S04E06)
• "I'm not—Do you know who my favorite musician is?"
  "Who?"
  "James Taylor. Number two: Simon and Garfunkel. Number three: Billy Joel. Any of those guys, they don't infiltrate. Okay? I'm not an infiltrator." (The Boys, S01E01)
• "Nubian Prince. Fits your population's demo, but not too militant. Caucasians love him too, with a 59% approval rate." (The Boys, S01E01)

Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: Perpetual Grace, LTD
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: The Other Two