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29. Solid Gold (Pose, S02E05)

Stray Observations

  • Cash Cab (Perpetual Grace, LTD, S01E07)
  • "Get this bitch off my ankle toot sweet. That's French, motherfucker, for pronto. That's I-talian, motherfucker, for right now. And that's English, Jack, your native tongue." (Perpetual Grace, LTD, S01E07)
  • "What were you doing in Mexico, New Leaf?"
    "I was researching LensCrafters franchise opportunities in the suburbs of greater northwestern Mexico. I'm a registered, licensed franchisee in the LensCrafters franchise family. I got $96,000 of my parents' life savings laying around in the form of hard costs, such as frames, lenses, and eyeglass stands I'm trying to recoup on. I attended a Mexican LensCrafters symposium yesterday for that reason. And I was at a real fucking disadvantage, man, seeking Mexican wholesale franchise discount opportunities with this shit on my ankle." (Perpetual Grace, LTD, S01E07)
  • "But I still, of course, frequent LensCrafters franchise message boards in the hope of identifying opportunities to recoup some of my parents' investment in LensCrafters and in me. At this point, a sweet second chance at a brick-and-mortar franchise store is a fuckin' pipe dream. Who the fuck are we kidding here, given our fiduciary situation? But it's imprudent to bypass opportunities to allay our leftover hard-cost stock items, such as frames, lenses, and eyeglass stands, at franchise mixers and various franchise symposiums, where franchise owners can barter, negotiate, or just do a fellow LensCrafters franchise owner a fuckin' solid." (Perpetual Grace, LTD, S01E07)
  • ♫: Unreleased Labrinth song over Rue's sexual history (Euphoria, S01E05)
  • "Did you come?"
    "Yeah."
    "Word. You look like you came hard." (Euphoria, S01E05)
  • "Nothing in high school lasts forever." (Euphoria, S01E05)
  • The Shield (Legion, S03E04)
  • ♫: Ann Peebles – "I Needed Somebody" (Snowfall, S03E02)
  • "I can relate. School sucks. It does. Mom's always yelling at you. 'Turn that Sheryl Crow music down!,' right?" (Baskets, S04E05)
  • ♫: Calisto – "Hoffen" (Los Espookys, S01E06)
  • Los Espookys Season Grade: C

Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: Perpetual Grace, LTD
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: The Other Two

The boys in the better land

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Action News 8 found the owner of the submarine, Taran Smith, who happened to play the youngest son, Mark Taylor, on the TV show Home Improvement.

Smith said he was born and raised on a boat, and learning to work a submarine was a natural outcome for him.

When Taran Noah Smith was 16, he ran off with a woman twice his age, a vegan chef who hosted dinners for Hollywood foodies at her Southern California home.

The couple's romance made headlines when he went to court to try to convince a judge to declare him an emancipated minor, giving him access the $1.5 million in his trust fund a year early.

After he turned 18 and became an instant millionaire, he and Van Pelt founded their own company, Playfood, making vegan dairy products out of cashews in a plant in Kansas City.

Since he's been back in the embrace of his family, he has volunteered with the disaster relief organization Communitere in the Philippines, created a floating art gallery, and worked as a charter sailboat captain in Santa Barbara.

We have the technology to revive Home Improvement where it left off and watch Tim deal with Mark running off with a woman twice his age to make vegan dairy products out of cashews.

Randy returns from Costa Rica to direct episodes of Tool Time.

Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

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28. ♫: Ben Kingsley – "When Doves Cry" (Perpetual Grace, LTD, S01E06)

Stray Observations

  • "You're marrying a man who was homosexual 12 minutes ago?" (Perpetual Grace, LTD, S01E06)
  • "Lonnie won't save you with Christian love. To be saved, you need love that comes from the nuts – his nuts and your girl nuts." (Perpetual Grace, LTD, S01E06)
  • "This is a conservative community. If I receive liberal, say, news publications, like The New York Times or The Guardian or a strap-on, will they… That will be confidential?"
    "Yeah."
    "And you have, um, you have various P.O. box sizes?"
    "There are. We have five P.O. box sizes."
    "My box will need to be longer than seven-and-a-half inches." (Perpetual Grace, LTD, S01E06)
  • "You buried her alive, sheriff, and you're going soft on a bird?"
    "His lady died, man!" (Perpetual Grace, LTD, S01E06)
  • ♫: Daniel Johnston – "True Love Will Find You in the End" (Legion, S03E03)
  • "Everybody knows this is where you bottoms brunch." (Pose, S02E04)
  • "Marriotts are owned by Mormons." (Baskets, S04E04)
  • "All she's gonna do is take pictures of her titties and put it on Twitter."
    "Dad!"
    "Well, that's the truth. You might as well call it 'Twitties.'" (Baskets, S04E04)
  • "It hurts when I touch it, for some reason."
    "And then the red comes out." (Los Espookys, S01E05)
  • "The beach town that's fallen victim to a sea monster now seems to be home to Marilyn Monroe's ghost, which has been possessed by Fred Flintstone." (Los Espookys, S01E05)
  • "Why aren't you wearing your UFO t-shirts?"
    "Why would the aliens wear t-shirts that say 'UFO," their mode of transportation? Would you wear a shirt that says 'car'?"
    "I would wear one that says 'Kia Picanto,' yes." (Los Espookys, S01E05)

The New AR™TV World Drama Champion: Perpetual Grace, LTD
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: The Other Two

Tokyo Jungle

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2014:

Goat Simulator is a video game in which the player controls a goat. There does not appear to be any kind of storyline or plot. The player is free to explore the game's world as a goat, destroying things in the environment, running, jumping, and licking.

2019:

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