I want to build a database of "after the credits" clips. For example: Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters The Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future humps the television in the Aqua Teens' living room. Frylock enters as a (frightening)…
Date Archives April 2007
I Braveheart
This film will world premiere at this year's Cannes Film Festival: Mind control SUPPOSITORIES!!! In Search of t.A.T.u.'s prospects of being selected for next year's festival just increased tenfold. The week in re-make announcements: • Barbarella • Scanners • The Day the Earth Stood Still…
Harrison Bergeron
More grating animated television adverts: Guinness or Red Bull? More cooler-than-thou register clerks: Whole Foods or Trader Joe's? More unnecessary sequel: American Pie 6 or Scary Movie 5? More interesting to Americans: Don Imus or the NHL playoffs? More horrid upcoming American Idol theme: Country…
Marmalade Sandwich
All this week, we're poppin' in cassettes by former peers. Today: Paddy Bear Last spring, Jord and Jon from our BFF WankerCounty.net crashed the recording session of a French-Michiganian indie/folk artist, and they ended up forming Paddy Bear, a tongue-in-cheek band that sounds like joyous…
This building's totally burning down
I applied for a bunch of writing and editing jobs on Monday and just noticed that every e-mail I sent says that I found the position on Craiglist. CRAIGLIST. [pause] Earlier this year, I almost sent a résumé to Yahoo! with a Gmail contact address….
No Turntables and a MacBook Pro
All this week, we're poppin' in cassettes by former peers. Today: DJ Benjamin H Ben ran the music blog Work For It until earlier this year, when he lost his smile. Nowadays, he loves Republicans and plays matchmaker to music instead. As you listen to…
Playing for the high one, dancing with the devil
Las Vegas is a terrible, despicable place. I mean it! For those of you who have made it this far in your lives without going, fear not, you're not missing much. Well, that's not entirely true, you kind of are. You're missing out on spending…
The bread feels wonderful
Brilliant. Now I expect Randy Orton to use a baseball bat. Consider the similarities between 24 and wrestling: • Both feature writing that's mediocre more often than not. • Both feature bad acting. • Both are overtly jingoistic. • Both introduce and push lame characters…
Hearts and Minds
All this week, we're poppin' in cassettes by former peers. Today: The Tinman. You may remember Tyler "The Tinman" Camp as the Western Mass kid behind FunkyFresh.net. Now he's all grown up and pursuing a career in hip hop from his Brooklyn apartment. His first…