Those of you who've renounced 24 this season might want to re-consider: Milo has a brother, and we'll meet him in this season's 23rd hour when he pops into CTU to offer his brother a sympathetic ear. [source] How do you like them apples? Brian…
Date Archives April 2007
Usher Jennifer Hudson Kapoor
Spike TV is giving the biggest shout-outs in television history to the things guys love most with the first annual GUYS CHOICE. Honors like BEST ASS-KICKER, BALLSIEST BAND, HOTTEST GIRL ON THE PLANET, FUNNIEST M.F., LUCKIEST BASTARD, MOST VIRAL VIDEO, MOST DANGEROUS MAN and THE…
Pathetic Smelly Geek
The MPAA asked for only a few nips and tucks to guarantee [Grindhouse]'s R rating, and they mostly involve Eli Roth's fake trailer for a slasher film called Thanksgiving, which featured a scene of a topless cheerleader being impaled on a knife while doing a…
Dick 'n' Granny
Hey, we're Silverchair! What happened to us? D.J. Conner from Roseanne writes: "Probably what happened to me." Meanwhile, my aunt's optometrist's assistant mistook me for a high school student today. I've heard from several people that K-12 public school computers block Adam Riff™ dot com….
Night Flares
If I could change one thing about myself, I'd cure my snoring. I'm a snorer — a loud one, I'm told. All my life, sleeping has been a major hang-up of mine. NO ONE wants to be around a snorer at night. At science camp…
Metaphysical
Details have been finalized, so I can officially announce that my employment drought is finally over. Yes, I GOT A JOB! At Netflix, no less! I'm gonna be a product coordinator. I start on April 9. Eeeeeeeeee!!! :D