Does Mike D intend to look as old as Dylan too? The woman in front of me in line at Chipotle approached the service bar. "I want a burrito with just rice and lettuce." WHAT? "And a little cheese." Rice, lettuce and cheese wrapped in…
Date Archives June 2007
Before I sputter out
• James Franco gets fired from Knocked Up "You're still mad about Freaks and Geeks?" • Die Hard in 30 seconds (and re-enacted by bunnies) • Top 10 Things I Hate • Philolsophers
Kick out the jams
Previously on Adam Riff: My lips began rotting and itching again.
All you desire will rise like tides
"To tell the truth, I'm not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to," Ichiro said through an interpreter. "If I ever saw myself saying I'm excited going to Cleveland, I'd punch myself in the face, because I'm lying." [source] My brother graduates from…
The quick and the sick
I could go on and on about this, but nothing I could ever say will really capture the layers of crazy in this new mother's story about some creative approaches to cooking with breast milk. See, that right there… already it's almost too much for…
Hispanic! at the Disco
I attended Live 105's BFD on Saturday, along with what appeared to be the entire East Bay. I gotta stop believing that I can outwit the sun. My face currently looks like I, well, like I've had a few drinks. I saw a guy with…
Julian Tavarez, Part 1.
An ongoing series of why Julian Tavarez is an awesome dude. Julian Tavarez was showing a few of us his right middle finger, which has a popped blister near the tip. He said that he's had it for his last couple of starts but has…
As long as their soda cans are red, white and blue ones
My best friends in college are getting married to each other and I'm not sure what to gift them, nor how much to spend on my gift. Is $1000 enough? They set up a honeymoon cruise registry, but c'mon… I'd fund terrorists before…
Hey baby, I love yo' mustache
According the supposedly "reputable" publication, The New York Times, it's so hot to be menopausal. For the record, coming from a living, breathing, non-gay male, this is totally not true. Unless you're talking hotter like hot flashes hotter, in which case, yes, I guess menopausal…
OMGWTFHBO
Major Sopranos finale spoiler: New Jersey is purgatory.