Date Archives January 2009
Grandma Incest
Philadelphia 76ers guard Andre Miller couldn't be bothered to vote and has a "whatever" view of politics. Yet, because some friends of his ended up with tickets, he said he is planning to skip practice Tuesday risking a probable fine from his team …
Got MLK?
I HAVE A DREAM. I HAVE A DREAM. I HAVE A HYPOPIGMENTARY CONGENITAL DISORDER. I HAD A NIGHTMARE… I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS.
The sweetness will not be concerned with me
Last post on Vegas. At least, until I return in March for another trade show. Whee! Some people somewhere are paid to conceive slot machine ideas. Can't Hardy wait. "Please help me! Terrorists are gonna blow up the Hoover Dam if I don't rape someone!…
Pizza Day, the best day of the week
Previously on Adam Riff: Aaron produced a student film in style of Jackass. Every Thursday, another chapter. As of today, every Friday, another chapter. I changed the day to throw caution!s to the wind. If you missed any of the previous dozen videos, catch up….
I am a pleasant mother pheasant plucker. I pluck mother pheasants.
Previously on Adam Riff: » An African (continent) man approached me and asked if my company manufactures spy cameras. » My boss returned to our booth after exploring the [CES] show floor. "Look what I found spy cameras! Eh? One masquerades as a pen…
The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick
Did you know Gabrielle Carteris turned 48 this month? Forty-eight! Barack Obama doesn't turn 48 until August. An original 90210 cast member is older than our president. [source] Alternate perspective: Obama is only three years older than Eddie Vedder and Chris Cornell. John Mayer is…
Toy Boat, Toy Boat, Toy Boat
Sundance begins tomorrow. I await the reviews of Humpday. Two straight best friends find themselves locked in a mutual dare: to have sex together on camera. It's not gay; it's an art project. "They try to out-dude each other by trying to do each other."…