Date Archives January 2009
Pretending to recall the way it was last fall, for lack of better days
CES is over, but I'm staying in Vegas until Tuesday to feed my hopeless gambling addiction. I just lost $200 on one roulette bet. Fuckin' zeroes… Fortunately, I got $583 from Cash4Gold.com! I read this in the daily CES magazine: "Within five to seven years,…
Static Prevails
Chad: I can eliminate my team with four interceptions. Jake: I can eliminate my team with five interceptions. Chad: Okay, eliminate your team! Previously on Adam Riff™: An African (continent) man approached me and asked if my company manufactures spy cameras. My boss returned to…
The guys I was going to visit are leaving a day early
Perhaps Oklahoma should play Ohio State next year. The CES showfloor would be a good level in Blast Corps. I saw a man with a bleached-blond mullet (brown sideburns). I wanted to photograph him, but the camera I borrowed can't zoom. An African (continent) man…
Red Letter Day
The Oregon Pit Crew's Lebron-Chalk Experiment backfired badly before Sunday's loss to UCLA. The Ducks' student section did King James' signature pregame move, throwing chalk up into the air prior to tip-off — but instead of creating a great visual, the substance just got all…
Homeland Security USA
The wait is over!
Hormone Imbalance
When I returned to work on Monday, I discovered that my boss had emptied my bin of empty pop cans and freaked the fuck out. dramatization: You wouldn't like me when you don't recycle. I don't care if it's ineffective! I only care that recyclables…
Where's Fluffy?
The Curious Case of Benjamin Boring Forrest Gump and Big Fish mined similar territory more effectively. The best part is the clock story at the beginning. Questions: How can the daughter not know anything about her mother – dancing, anything? Daisy returns from France one…