Date Archives March 2010
New End Original – "Lukewarm"
Robert was bitter that he scored a 54 on this How Millennial Are You? quiz. The higher your score, the more you have in common with members of the Millennial generation. Well, I scored an 11. "Jonny, go to your room!" —how did you score…
Did You Mean:
Tusc Tus Hmmph. How is Pittsburgh the most misspelled city in America? TuscFUCK [pause] Tuck-son is way trickier. You think "S-C" as in "science," but it's "C-S" as in…uh…"computer science"? "Csar" is not a word. 13. Detroit How do you misspell "Detroit"? • Lost: The…
OMGWTFDVD
"Volume one." #OMGWTFDVD
How to make it in America
"I love you more than rainbows." Congratulations to Dogtooth for winning the Adam Riff™ Tchotchke for "Best Picture." Catch it at SXSW if you can. "You do not believe in shaving your legs." Halloween 2010 I feel like a film involving a werewolf in Mexico…
Metaborism
• 24 Secret Restaurant Menus Revealed You can get poutine at KFC? And stuffed crust pizza at Little Caesar's? I'm skeptical that KFCs keep a secret stash of cheese curds, but I intend to investigate. Chicken and Waffles – This is a McGriddle sandwich with…
Slow down, Gandhi, you're killing me
For the cover of Li(f)e, [Shepard] Fairey has employed his distinctive agitprop style to create a suitably provocative image of an unwavering and winged Francis caught in the crosshairs as flames rise beneath him. [source] FART Honourable mentions: • "Nets beat Knicks again, improve to…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
#clipoftheweek
His best friend was a tiger, he always went on dope adventures, and if anything stood in his way, he just peed on it.
Previously on Adam Riff™: It's a competent film with a bang-up opening, but also a fairly inert one. Trombley in Generation Kill conveys "war is a drug" more affectingly. If The Hurt Locker wins "Best Picture" on Sunday, I will have seen the three most…