"Pass me another fortune cookie." "What for?" "I don't like this fortune. 'You will be involved in many humanitarian projects' that sound like me? NO DEAL!" "You can't change your fortune." "I'm not changing my fortune I'm merely deferring the first one. I…
Date Archives March 2010
The tickets are now diamonds
COMMERCIALS: THE FINAL SEASON Lost is by far the most aggravating real-time television viewing experience. See also: Top Chef, anything on GSN. This week on Greek: "I am making a gaylist." "What?" "It's a playlist of gay music." Pinback GAY! The Minutemen GAY!…
Ecto Cooler
Most WWF/E Matches Wrestled 1. Bret Hart (≈2,403) 2. The Undertaker (≈2,226) 3. Tito Santana (≈1,885) 4. Shawn Michaels (≈1,862) 5. Triple H (≈1,799) 6. Kane 7. Greg Valentine 8. Randy Savage 9. Davey Boy Smith 10. Billy Gunn 11. Owen Hart 12. Matt Hardy…
Television Tuesday
How fitting that the most watched telecast in Canadian history is a hockey game, and the most watched telecast in American history is a football game. Both records were set in February of this year. The most watched telecast in British history is, unsurprisingly, a…
All the gold and the guns and the girls
In all seriousness, congratulations to Quebec for winning the Canadian medal count. Sidney Godsby returns to NHL action on Tuesday against…Ryan Miller. wut RE: Lollerpalooza At least it wasn't The Who. How do you not end with Arcade Fire playing "Wake Up"? If London cares…
Tomorrow's just a song away
"You can't rape a fetus!" "Physically or ethically?" Oh God… I'm dreaming about fetal rape. "Whether I can rape a fetus ethically depends on whether you believe a fetus is a human being or not. I can definitely rape a fetus physically, however. It's like…