Chris: your posts are becoming more and more cryptic. i feel like if i'm not into wr —punk vs. mysterio is a street fight? —but bret vs. vince is basically a street fight too —and mitb —yup —you know what would be awesome? —dominick turns…
Date Archives March 2010
Grab yourself a can of pork soda
I attended a family dinner at BJ's. The televisions in the annex were tuned to a Sharks vs. Stars hockey game. At one point during our meal, my uncle exclaims: "WHOA! They're fighting!" I look up and see this: "Why is no one stopping them?"…
Set Your Goals
the shot: Donna Simpson weighs 600 pounds and is the fattest mother in the world, but that isn't good enough for her. She's currently the 43rd-heaviest living woman on record, and she wants to break past the 1,000-pound barrier and becom[e] the fattest woman on…
Gurotrash
When introducing the world premiere of "Serbian Film," the filmmakers suggested that the screening might result in Alamo Drafthouse founder Tim League, who programmed it, getting arrested. That's pretty big talk in a theater that's become the country's primary conduit for the most weird, wild,…
Indelible reminder of the steel I lack
Previously on Adam Riff™: —have you spent enough time in manhattan to have any recommendations for shit to try/do? —mmm —i've spent less than 24 hours of my life in new york city Ohhhhhhhhhh shit! My buddy Jose inspired and worked on a documentary that's…
Did this dude just did this?
UCLA is not playing in The Tournament this year, so by default, Hornblower and I are cheering for…Michigan State. Not exactly a confidence pick. If Championship Week was any indication, this year's Tournament should be a wild one. Spotted at the Pac-10 Tournament: Bill Murray…
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The Pelé of anal
Chris: your posts are becoming more and more cryptic. i feel like if i'm not into ab Whenever I see Luke Harangody, I think: Golden Globe-winning actor Ed Harris stars as Mr. Simon, a popular "Teacher of the Year" who finds himself the target of…