11. Curb Your Judaism (History of the World: Part II, S01E02) Honourable Mention The Yalta Conference (History of the World: Part II, S01E05) Benjamin Bratt reciting the bridge to "Hook" by Blues Traveler (Poker Face, S01E10) Waffle House (Saturday Night Live, S48E16) Stray Observations "Don't…
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Fandom Reveals This Year's Oscar Winner Predictions According to Fans Fandom, the world's largest fan platform, analyzed billions of first-party data points across its 40 million pages of content to uncover each U.S. State's pick to win. Avatar: The Way of Water is the only…
People try to snatch the credit, but can't claim the card
We're all thinking the same thing, right? Mechanized Object Designed ONLY for KISSING! This is gonna lead to incels fellating each other, isn't it? Quid pro blow.
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10. The Anzellans (The Mandalorian, S03E01) Honourable Mention Name the best live female singer of all time. (Family Feud, 27 Feb) Stray Observations "That is such horseshit." "Flawless horseshit." (The Last of Us, S01E07) "What are you talking about, Riley? It's over." "It will be,…
Let's Get Burger Today
Banijay Rights Unveils Powerhouse London TV Screenings Lineup No Strings Attached Celebrity guests read aloud for the first time erotic fan fiction penned by real fans in which they are the lead protagonist. Puppets act out key scenes. [browses Banijay Rights' programmes] Sexy Hands The…
They threw beans on him
The Pope's Wife's Exorcist doesn't work as a joke. The Pope's Ex-Wife's Exorcist? The Hitman Pope's Bodyguard's Exorcist Wife. A pope who moonlights as a hitman is hired (by mother) to kill a possessed girl, whom his bodyguard's exorcist wife is hired (by father) to…
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9. Disengaged (Shrinking, S01E06) Honourable Mention Angela Bassett did the thing (2023 EE BAFTA Film Awards, 19 Feb) Charles Flenory (BMF, S02E07) Stray Observations Dina? (The Last of Us, S01E06) Teenagers watching The Goodbye Girl (The Last of Us, S01E06) ♫: EDM version of "Head,…
Feelings Yakuza
Paramount exec Chris McCarthy announced straight-to-series orders for two Dexter spinoffs and four offshoots of Billions. Other franchises built around existing Showtime originals – like The Chi – are also said to be in the works, as McCarthy takes a page from the Yellowstone playbook…
Proudly dreaming of genitals
Reading that Subway is exploring a sale led me to discover that it's a privately held company?! The world's second largest fast food restaurant chain… Who needs a sandwich brand? Not Restaurant Brands International Inc., which owns Burger King, Popeyes, Tim Hortons, and Firehouse Subs….