#BREAKING: In honor of #BlackHistoryMonth Miami Mayor Ponzi Postalita Francis Suarez just unveiled a Black History police cruiser with images of Africa all over it. #BecauseMiami pic.twitter.com/Mo5QYHeUVU — Because Miami (@BecauseMiami) February 2, 2023 New: Columbus designed a Black History Month cop car and put…
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You're So Father Period
And a critical piece of the sponsorship puzzle for the WWE in recent years has been brand integrations. At the Royal Rumble last week, there was a "Mountain Dew Pitch Black Match" which took place in (near) darkness, and Stimmel suggests that there will be…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
6. Lisa From Temecula (Saturday Night Live, S48E12) Honourable Mention Fighting little old ladies (Poker Face, S01E05) HBO Mario Kart Trailer (Saturday Night Live, S48E12) Stray Observations "There's this one character named Mileena who takes off her mask and she has monster teeth and then…
Pickles Don't Lactose
[googles "first porn star to fuck a hot pocket"] Rory: Try "lean pocket" too. "First porn star" because he definitely won't be the first person to fuck a Hot Pocket. #iwasthere
The briefcase, the door, and the salad
Netflix Unveils First Details of New Anti-Password-Sharing Measures Instead of forcing new subscribers and driving current but disillusioned subscribers away… Idea: Pay-as-you-go Netflix. $1.00 for every cumulative 24 hours streamed using your account. If three devices concurrently binge an eight-hour series using your account, that's…
The poor, the mentally ill, and the French
1. Avatar $2,923,706,026 2. Avengers: Endgame $2,799,439,100 3. Titanic $2,194,690,964 4. Avatar: The Way of Water $2,117,086,137 5. Star Wars: Episode VII – The Force Awakens $2,071,310,218 6. Avengers: Infinity War $2,052,415,039 As of this writing, Zoe Saldana features in 4 of the 6 highest-grossing…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
5. Vigilantes (Extraordinary, S01E03) Honourable Mention Kiss (The Last of Us, S01E02) Lamar emptying his colostomy bag (BMF, S02E04) Sami Zayn refuses to participate (WWE Royal Rumble, 28 Jan) Stray Observations "There is a lot of people that would say that a woman has a…
My Year of Dicks
RackaRacka, the twin enfants terribles behind one of my favourite YouTube videos ever — "Our Epic Childhood" (exhumed for posterity) — just sold their Sundance-selected feature directorial debut to A24. [Talk to Me] asks: What if Flatliners was rendered as a Monkey's Paw for the…
2 Blunts 9 Sluts
Cuban Americans and Kevin Sorbo – hatchet job or hagiography? "After creating the biopic about Walt Disney, I felt compelled to continue creating movies about entrepreneurial stories that inspire and inform. Jeff Bezos is the richest man globally, so naturally, people are drawn to knowing…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
4. Ryan Sinclair (Paul T. Goldman, S01E05) Honourable Mention First challenge (MILF Manor, S01E01) Feet person (MILF Manor, S01E01) Spielberg $1000 (Jeopardy!, 17 Jan) Stray Observations "Quick question: Aren't mail-order brides a form of sex trafficking?" (Paul T. Goldman, S01E05) "I was thinkin' we'd make…