// Las Vegas, NV This won't be a shitshow at all. Update: Another reason to gird: Hear Nicholas Cage will be in attendance at the free Vince Neil concert on Fremont Street tonight. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) November 24, 2021 Country Star Blake Shelton Announces…
Posts Published by Jon
Hemorrhoid in Cambodia
[rolls down driver's side window to grab parking garage ticket] Shit. Should I be wearing a mask? How much air exhaled by the driver before me am I inhaling right now? [orders at a McDonald's drive-through] Shit. Should I have worn a mask? All the…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
47. Republican or Not (Saturday Night Live, S47E07) Honourable Mention Simu and Bowen (Saturday Night Live, S47E07) Stray Observations Kyle Chandler! (Mayor of Kingstown, S01E01) » Eminem as White Boy Rick (BMF, S01E07) "I looked it up and rabbits aren't supposed to eat bagels." "Okay,…
Broken stories told facetious
// Chicago, IL What is this, the third train car I've been in this trip that's reeked of cigarettes? Oh… 10AM on Pink Line. Fuck, that's right. I can't bring this crispy short rib hummus on the plane. It's more than 3.4 ounces. Don't want…
Violent faith in better days
20 reasons why MTV's Challenge has endured for four decades The Challenge has existed for four decades? What began with a fun competition between the casts of The Real World and Road Rules in 1997… Okay, existed in, not for. That means The Undertaker has…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
46. Hot Ones (South Side, S02E01) Honourable Mention Kelly Clarkson Covers "Welcome To The Black Parade" By My Chemical Romance (The Kelly Clarkson Show, 11 Nov 21) Stray Observations "Conference call jokes are just the best jokes, huh?" (Succession, S03E04) "'Little Lord Fuckleroy'…has left the…
Jonathan Yueller's Day Off
// Chicago, IL Will Smith Book Tour? And what's this next to the legendary Chicago Theatre? Wikipedia » Medieval Torture Museum » The Medieval Torture Museum is the largest interactive torture museum in the United States, displaying a private collection of torture, execution and restraint…
Forbidden Courses
Netflix typically premieres a bunch of content on Fridays, but is curiously only premiering one thing this Friday, when Disney celebrates Disney+ Day. That one thing, however, is Red Notice, Netflix's biggest-ever investment ($200 million) in a film, starring The Rock, Ryan Reynolds, and Gal…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
45. Still unfallen but about to fall (The Love Trap, S01E01) Honourable Mention Beulr (Shark Tank, S13E05) Stray Observations "What is it with you and this damn gun? You almost look like you dating it." "Oh, this saved my mother from an abusive relationship. Watched…
I Drink Wine
A brief history of Rick and Morty-themed ice cream: Meet the Guy Who Spends Just $150 a Year to Eat All His Meals at Six Flags Magic Mountain