Adam Riff™

39. Nonna Lina (Best in Dough, S01E01)

Honourable Mention

• Double L (Los Espookys, S02E02)

Stray Observations

• "I'm just saying, lies pile up. Like credit card debt. You retain an advantage by staying liquid." (Rick and Morty, S06E03)
• "What the hell did you do in my holodeck?! Holy shit, you did a full 'San Junipero' in here? My god, Beth, there’s masturbating and then there's masturbating." (Rick and Morty, S06E03)
• "Anyway, he's in perfect health in there and he can unroll when he chooses to but can also stay in metabolic hibernation pretty much indefinitely. It's a cool power to have, like if you have to fly coach or if Summer asks you what you thought of Wonder Woman 1984." (Rick and Morty, S06E03)
• "No, no, she's the one who did that movie at South by Southwest I told you about."
  "What was it called?"
  "Thank you, um, for having seen it. It's called Cunt Saw." (Reboot, S01E01)
• "I don't know. It might be too edgy for you."
  "You're talking to the guy who, uh, greenlit the fifth season of Handmaid's Tale."
  "So brave. So brave." (Reboot, S01E01)
• "I, I, I want more people to see the potential I had when I came out of the Yale School of Drama."
  "Oh my god, you have such a large penis, why do you always have to bring up Yale?" (Reboot, S01E01)
• ♫: Modern Baseball – "Re-Do" (Reboot, S01E01)
• "'Music cue: St. Vincent's 'Birth in Reverse.' As the camera slowly pulls back, we fade to black,' and that's our show." (Reboot, S01E02)
• "That song you wanted, that St. Margaret's, whatever the hell it's called, $80,000 for a song. Here. Here's a list of public domain songs. Pick somethin' you like."
  "'She'll Be Coming Round the Mountain.'" (Reboot, S01E02)
• ♫: "She'll Be Coming Round the Mountain" (Reboot, S01E02)
• Chicago Hope: Miami (Reboot, S01E03)
• "Just be careful wearing them [Spanx] on a date. When a man undresses you, you expand like one of those mattresses in a box." (Reboot, S01E03)
• "I heard that, too, Carrot Top. Or Carrot Bottom, I don't wanna make assumptions." (Reboot, S01E03)
• "We don't need a bunch of dinosaurs in the writers' room."
  "So funny you say that, Alan ran the last two seasons of Dinosaurs on ABC."
  "Yeah, again, 'wrote for giant puppets' is not the mic drop you think it is." (Reboot, S01E03)
• "Your vibe sucks. I walked the Trail of Tears and I smiled more than you." (Reservation Dogs, S02E09)
• B2EMO (Andor, S01E01)
• "Hurry up. Quiet down. Be silent in the presence of greatness." (Abbott Elementary, S02E01)
• "Um, yeah, I've got a killer icebreaker planned. Most infamous parties in history? Donner, Boston Tea, and, uh, this one." (Abbott Elementary, S02E01)
• "Anybody drive a beat-up sedan?"
  [everyone raises hand] (Abbott Elementary, S02E01)
• "Um, hey, don't you have, like, a guy in parking enforcement or something?"
  "No, I got a guy in enforcement, but that's like a last resort kind of call." (Abbott Elementary, S02E01)
• "Janine, what is going on? Unpaid parking tickets, landlord troubles, this outfit?" (Abbott Elementary, S02E01)
• "Everything is chaos. And we all lose." (Abbott Elementary, S02E01)
• "$20 in my hand is worth me in a bush." (Abbott Elementary, S02E01)
• "Barbara had mentioned that there were once students here who needed ADA desks, and I doubted that somebody had just thrown those away, so I asked Mr. Johnson if there was storage here. He said, 'Yeah, I forgot because I'm a custodian and not some lil' storage-ass ho.'" (Abbott Elementary, S02E01)
• "Okay, huge boobs. Congrats. Whatever." (She-Hulk: Attorney at Law, S01E06)

(Atlanta, S04E03)

• Benny and Lil Rick Moranis = Benny Blanco and Lil Dicky (Atlanta, S04E03)
• "God Saved Me From The Trap" shirt (Atlanta, S04E03)
• "But if rapping meant you made money, then Cassidy would be a fucking billionaire." (Atlanta, S04E03)
• "YWA + GRAMMYS = $$$" (Atlanta, S04E03)

(Atlanta, S04E03)

• "What is D'Angelo? We are D'Angelo. Let me experience…D'Angelo." (Atlanta, S04E03)
• Peanut butter and fried chicken skin sandwich with Lawry's Seasoned Salt (Atlanta, S04E03)
• "I'm telling you, Grammys ain't for a Black man." (Atlanta, S04E03)
• "I just remember it's not about what feels good. It's about…what survives." (Atlanta, S04E03)
• ♫: Kodak Black – "Let Me Know" (Atlanta, S04E03)
• "Uh… you OK?"
  "As OK as the classic and underperformed Rodgers and Hammerstein musical." (Little Demon, S01E06)
• "When I said I was OK as the famed Pulitzer and Tony Award-winning musical, I wasn't." (Little Demon, S01E06)

(Little Demon, S01E06)

• "But why an internship and not a job?"
  "Because there's no better way to be respected and show your value than to work for free." (Los Espookys, S02E02)
• "Never trust a white Latina." (Los Espookys, S02E02)
• "They're very sophisticated people. All of them earn points at the supermarket." (Los Espookys, S02E02)

Looking forward:

38. Fish Love (Reservation Dogs, S02E08)

Stray Observations

• "My name is Kevin! I'm a Marine. I'm 30. I'm a little racist but my best friend is an immigrant that translated for me in a generic overseas war." (Rick and Morty, S06E02)
• "It's not every day one meets a fellow Die Hard enthusiast, Ms…"
  "Call me Die Hard."
  "Okay. Die Hard. Tell me. What do you know about Die Hard?"
  "What do you care? You writing a book about Die Hard?"
  "As a matter of fact I've written several. Every sentient civilization across the galaxy eventually develops the same myth. In Centauri, it's known as Tower Man. The Orionese have their Thornberg Cycle, and in Andromeda, it's called Foolish to Have Imagined You'd Be Able to Kill…all of them what you'd call Die Hard. The difference being that cultures like mine are aware of its importance whereas I'm starting to doubt you could even recall a single line."
  "Walkie talkie Die Hard, motherfucker." (Rick and Morty, S06E02)
• "You're fine leaving eight percent of me to die?"
  "It's not your finest eight percent, Morty. And eight percent of anything is expendable. Eight percent of pizza is crust. Eight percent of the Snyder Cut was Batman dreaming." (Rick and Morty, S06E02)
• "Why isn't anyone attacking him?"
  "It's fucking freezing out."
  "No, I think it's the sign."
  "Well, the sign from Die Hard 3 was clearly racist."
  "Obviously. But I think we went too broad. 'Everybody.' I mean who is that offending?" (Rick and Morty, S06E02)

Marvel sneakers (She-Hulk: Attorney at Law, S01E05)

• A Hard Wayne's Gonna Fall (Harley Quinn, S03E10)
• "Suffice it to say, the scale of potential devastation was enough to make even me soil my boxer briefs."
  "And you don't shit your pants for anything." (Harley Quinn, S03E10)
• "I'm both a maniacal force of nature, and I want free universal health care." (Harley Quinn, S03E10)
• "Does she still put one giant cardboard box in the recycling bin so that nothing else can fit?"
  "Oh, my God, yes, she does do that."
  "But it's, it's just, it's like, what's so hard about breaking down a box? You know what I mean? Just hit it with your fucking bat." (Harley Quinn, S03E10)
• "Let my death…define your entire life." (Harley Quinn, S03E10)
• "Let's go get blackout on bulk champagne." (Harley Quinn, S03E10)
• </Harley Quinn, S03>
• "It is pretty wild in here. Kind of looks like a Marshalls now." (Atlanta, S04E01)
• "Jamaica's a good one."
  "Mm."
  "But… Overrated is their weed, overrated is that movie Shottas."
  "Yo, that's a dab point."
  "It be doing too much."
  "Too motherfuckin' much, bruh." (Atlanta, S04E01)
• ♫: Earl Sweatshirt as Blueblood (Atlanta, S04E01)
• "Gyu-Kaku. We went on three dates, and I ghosted him." (Atlanta, S04E01)
• "And he's the last American white I've kissed." (Atlanta, S04E01)
• "I love spite. It's a pure, powerful thing."
  "Hmm."
  "It gave me courage. You know, I can count on it. I used it when I came back to Atlanta, you know?"
  "Spite can be…spite can be very powerful. But it can also leave you…depressed and empty. Goals stop becoming yours. You start becoming a…a book written by somebody else. Someone with no incentive for your well-being." (Atlanta, S04E02)
• "Is this an 'eat the rich' thing? Are you AOC?" (Little Demon, S01E05)
• "And with what authority do you speak, Elf? That of your people? Or are you a castaway, grasping for a handhold in a tempest?"
  "There is a tempest in me. It swept me to this island for a reason. And it will not be quelled by you, Regent." (The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power, S01E04)
• Mi Puta Suegra (Los Espookys, S02E01)
• "I can't bear listening to that woman and her little chunks of ham." (Los Espookys, S02E01)
• "Allow me to take your Toshiba." (Los Espookys, S02E01)

37. Michael Sheen's rousing speech to Wales' football team (A League of Their Own, S17E04)

Stray Observations

• "And how have you served the realm of late, Lady Redwyne, by eating cake?" (House of the Dragon, S01E03)
• "What role have you played in his council, uncle, other than Master of Complaints?" (House of the Dragon, S01E03)
• "Nobody quits Twitter." (Rick and Morty, S06E01)
• "This is how we go. Bear it with grace. Spinal cord: Robitussin as a base, then surprise me." (Rick and Morty, S06E01)
• "You think the concept of 'family' matters to me? I'm not even your Rick!"
  "I'm Denial Rick!" (Rick and Morty, S06E01)
• "Fatality… Jerry wins!" (Rick and Morty, S06E01)
• "But tell me, Mahatma, when was the first time you tried Blue Apron?" (What We Do in the Shadows, S04E10)
• </What We Do in the Shadows, S04>
• Marc Maron (Reservation Dogs, S02E07)
• "I just lost my mind. I literally lost my mind. And I chased those midgets out of my house." (Reservation Dogs, S02E07)
• "What kind of dude hangs out with underage boys all day and night? 'Billie Jean'-ass dude, K-PAX, House of Cards-looking ass, God." (Reservation Dogs, S02E07)
• "And what is your name, young lady?"
  "Madisynn, with two N's, one Y, but it's not where you think." (She-Hulk: Attorney at Law, S01E04)
• Wong watching The Sopranos (She-Hulk: Attorney at Law, S01E04)
• "I'm having an issue with a 'magician.' Notice how I used the word 'magician' in quotes."
  "I did, yes."
  "It's because he's not an actual magician." (She-Hulk: Attorney at Law, S01E04)
• "He's now performing cheap human tricks here in Los Angeles at the 'Mystic Castle.' Notice how I…"
  "Not mystic. Not a castle. Got it." (She-Hulk: Attorney at Law, S01E04)
• Wong watching This Is Us (She-Hulk: Attorney at Law, S01E04)
• Wong's favourite drink is a gin and tonic (She-Hulk: Attorney at Law, S01E04)
• "Teens, right? Oh, right. You died when I was eight." (Harley Quinn, S03E09)
• "Extra reading tonight. On Julius and Ethel Rosenberg. Dissect the Rosenbergs' timeline and see how it lines up with the show The Americans." (Little Demon, S01E04)
• "So what's the plan? Do I pull Chrissy aside and we do a heart-to-heart about how, popular or not, true friends will—"
  "No, no. Get up on stage and read this speech I wrote."
  "'Friends, as the new popular kid, I must warn you about the scourge that is Chrissy Feinberg. Her impression of Charles Barkley is the most racist thing I've ever seen'? Wait, wait, no. You want to cancel your own daughter?" (Little Demon, S01E04)
• "Armadillo murderer!"
  "Not cool!"
  "Wait, no, no, no. I can explain. That armadillo did a Charles Barkley impression, and it's the most racist thing I've ever seen." (Little Demon, S01E04)