Adam Riff™

30. Robbin Sparkles (The Rehearsal, S01E02)

Honourable Mention

• Experimental cut (Irma Vep, S01E07)

Stray Observations

• </Dark Winds, S01>
• ♫: Ramin Djawadi – "Pink + White" (Westworld, S04E04)
• "And why can't I own a pet?"
  "Wait, that's on there? All right. Don't pay attention to that, man. That's my last client. Nigga fucked a goat." (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S02E05)
• "You got them cigarettes I asked for?"
  "Come on, son. The fuck is this?"
  "I said get me some menthols."
  "Those are menthols, Mr. Hill."
  "Yeah, for Russian bitches. I can't smoke this shit."
  […]
  "Let me get that lighter real quick."
  "So, you're not gonna give me a Newport?"
  "Nah, man, these are for my Russian bitches. Svetlana love these. " (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S02E05)
• "You ever had peanut butter crawfish cake?"
  "That sounds gross, man."
  "You haven't even heard the ingredients."
  "I just heard two of them." (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S02E05)
• "nancy says your painting doesn't have enough white people in it. you should paint a hockey team." (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S02E05)
• "That crazy motherfucker was up on seven charges of grand larceny and came in a bathrobe. The fuck, he Ghostface?" (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S02E05)
• "See, I'm pro-Black when it's convenient, like Nike." (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S02E05)
• "Good morning."
  "It's night." (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S02E05)
• "Let me get the bondage consultant."
  "What the fuck is a bondage consultant?
  "This is Thorvald. We met on the Dark Net." (Irma Vep, S01E07)
• "I know all the players! Negroponte, Noriega, Hasenfus."
  "He forgot Ed Meese, everybody!"
  "Yeah, I wasn't going to forget Ed Meese, everybody!" (Only Murders in the Building, S02E05)
• "Red before green, you're peeing clean. Green before red, your liver's dead." (Only Murders in the Building, S02E05)
• "So we are clear on placement?"
  "Yes, yes. It should be in the usual place between the legs."
  "Yes, and not in a separate container such as a jar or a briefcase. And not on my chin."
  "'Not on chin.'" (What We Do in the Shadows, S04E03)
• "Oh, my cousin granted his wish to get five mics in The Source." (What We Do in the Shadows, S04E03)
• "You guys said you wanted to circle back to some concerns about the balls?" (What We Do in the Shadows, S04E03)
• "Your familiar has a very shrewd and incisive mind when it comes to the penis stuff." (What We Do in the Shadows, S04E03)
• "Would you care for some Yoo-hoo?" (What We Do in the Shadows, S04E03)
• "This is a white?"
  "This a white." (Rap Sh!t, S01E01)
• ♫: Moneybagg Yo – "Time Today" (Rap Sh!t, S01E01)
• "Yes, accordions. Yeah, that shit with the air in the middle!" (Rap Sh!t, S01E01)
• ♫: Jucee Froot – "Sidewalk" (Rap Sh!t, S01E01)
• "I told you. I know my cleavages." (Rap Sh!t, S01E02)
• "How you gonna be a senator, and your girl is up in here rapping about gagging dick?"
  "Wait, no. We can't do that, though. Like, we in a new era of women. Shawna does not have to be Michelle."
  "I'm sorry."
  "We gonna let her be Melania." (Rap Sh!t, S01E02)
• "Is you rapping about student loans?"
  "As. Technically, I'm rapping as the student loans."
  "Why would I want our song to be about debt?"
  "Everybody's affected by predatory lending. People are really going to feel this. Of all creeds." (Rap Sh!t, S01E02)
• ♫: Unidentified song at 15:30 (Rap Sh!t, S01E02)
• "You want to control how she remembers you? What are the fucking chances of that? It's the rememberers who get to decide when they're satisfied, not the remembered." (The Old Man, S01E07)
• </The Old Man, S01>
• "How did you feel about her flirting?"
  "We'll just say Lynne's a piece of work and leave it at that."
  "My mom's fat. We'll leave it at that." (Black Bird, S01E04)
• "Yeah, I wanted to fucking kill her sometimes."
  "Did you think about how?"
  "Chuck her down the stairs."
  "Although, what if she hung on for a few minutes after? They do that. Particularly with neck breaks." (Black Bird, S01E04)
• "I mean, I'm not saying that all extra-biblical texts are bad 'cause definitely like the Dead Sea Scrolls or…" (The Rehearsal, S01E02)
• "I was just wondering, what scares you the most? In life."
  "Well…first off, it's eels." (The Rehearsal, S01E02)

(The Rehearsal, S01E02)

• "What's your dream, like, for your life?"
  "Well, my dream has always been to play in the NBA." (The Rehearsal, S01E02)
• "I know that the government has Sasquatch liaisons." (The Rehearsal, S01E02)
• Truncated Alligator Lounge facsimile (The Rehearsal, S01E02)
• Parental permission phone call flow chart (The Rehearsal, S01E02)
• "Dick's Cheese Shop" (Solar Opposites, S03E09)
• "What the hell happened to our Emily in Paris body suit?" (Solar Opposites, S03E09)
• "Yumyulack, you're the moral center of dick. And Jesse, your sources suck. Why are we fucking paying for that journalism MBA from Grand Canyon University?" (Solar Opposites, S03E09)
• "Hey, isn't this where we had our Shlorpian sеxual harassment training? Who was the hot guy who ran it? Real strong shoulders, like cum gutters on the roof, know what I'm sayin'?" (Solar Opposites, S03E09)
• "You can't just willy-nilly invoke Taro Nedgerton." (Solar Opposites, S03E09)
• "Hey! Remember those dicks who turned me into a gummy bear last year?"
  "It was technically a Swedish Fish. I tried to bone you in the gummy butt. It was the second craziest 9/11 of my life." (Solar Opposites, S03E09)
  "Well, they're all locked up! We can be jerks again!" [puts on lacrosse hat] (Solar Opposites, S03E09)
• "I just hope we don't miss out on all the good hot sauce packet quips."
  "I swear if I get 'Here today, gone tamale' again, I'll have to lose faith in the dedication of the T-Bell copywriters." (Solar Opposites, S03E10)
• "Intuition, instinct. You can follow your gut. Humans are famous for it."
  "Oh yeah, like how I always know how a woman's tweet can be better if I explain it to them." (Solar Opposites, S03E10)
• "SodaStreams are stupid. The soda tastes weird, and the carbon dioxide fucks up your teeth." (Solar Opposites, S03E10)

"Now eat my alien ass." (Solar Opposites, S03E10)

• "You're ruining the upholstery with your goobler diarrhea!" (Solar Opposites, S03E10)
• "I am livid! Wait, is that a real word? Well, then I'm fucking livid."
  "Okay now, guys, let's take it easy here. Maybe we just don't know Pupes as well as we thought."
  "And I say it's livid time to find out."
  "Now he's going to use 'livid' wrong for everything." (Solar Opposites, S03E11)
• "He eats an insane number of garlic knots, and his only source of news is Cameos from Finn Wolfhard." (Solar Opposites, S03E11)
• "And to make sure he never comes back, I'm trapping him inside of a crystal paperweight."
  "Yeah, budd—"
  "No!"
  "Now, he can't give you bad ideas, and he'll keep our bills from flying away." (Solar Opposites, S03E11)
• "You better stop being steam this instant or…no more playing Roblox!"
  "Was that steam monster wearing a PewDiePie hoodie?"
  "The Pupa's delinquency must be manifesting as adolescent creatures. Look out! There's one wearing Tech Fleece and listening to Future!" (Solar Opposites, S03E11)
• "My bills! Damn it! I can't remember how much I owe in dues to the WGA North for that whole Ted 3D fiasco!" (Solar Opposites, S03E11)
• "Guys, that Supreme steam monster sounds exactly like us."
  "Holy shit. Were we the Todd Phillips all along?" (Solar Opposites, S03E11)
• </Solar Opposites, S03>

29. Trivial Pursuit (The Rehearsal, S01E01)

Stray Observations

• ♫: Ramin Djawadi – "Bad Guy" (Westworld, S04E03)
• ♫: Ramin Djawadi – "Enter Sandman" (Westworld, S04E03)
• "None of this is real. It's just another level of the game."
  "What game?"
  "The Westworld Massacre." (Westworld, S04E03)
• ♫: Khia – "My Neck, My Back" (P-Valley, S02E06)
• "You always cummin' in that condom. I want that in my mouth." (P-Valley, S02E06)
• "Cliff like…hittin' seven thrice against the wall on a Sat'day night. Like eatin' funnel cake once a year at the fair, like…it's like a eclipse, you know?" (P-Valley, S02E06)
• Derrick removing the battery from Keyshawn's car (P-Valley, S02E06)
• "I give her ass two stacks, she let me eat that pussy."
  "Damn! Wish I'da been offered the option of layin' on my back 'steada gettin' on my knees." (P-Valley, S02E06)
• "I fucks with you."
  "Yeah, I fucks with you too. I'm a hoe, though."
  "Ain't that a coincidence? Cuz…I'm a hoe too." (P-Valley, S02E06)
• "Take off your dress."
  "What else, sir?"
  "Crawl."
  "Crawl?" (P-Valley, S02E06)
• "So, you ever get an "S-titty'?"
  "No, I've never… Well, why do you say it like that? S-T-D."
  "'S-titty.'"
  "I've never gotten an 'S-titty.' Okay? Not once." (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S02E04)
• "Anyway, I gotta get a picture of me in this suit, man. Nothing gets more likes than a dead friend." (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S02E04)
• "I only came here 'cause I thought you guys were friends."
  "I only came here 'cause I thought y'all were friends."
  "Nice to wear a blazer, though." (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S02E04)
• "He was the healthiest. First kid I ever knew who put tomatoes on a cheesesteak." (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S02E04)
• "Those benign neoplasms… They'll get you." (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S02E04)
• "I prayed to the 100 Gecs tree to get a real diagnosis." (Only Murders in the Building, S02E04)
• "Yeah, it was used by, uh, by Post Malone and, uh, Missy Elliott."
  "Yeah, and Del the Funky Homosapien." (Only Murders in the Building, S02E04)
• "You know, when I was a kid, and I was in the bathroom too long, my grammy would knock on the door and say, 'Oliver? Would you like me to come in there and rub some Vaseline on your rectum?'" (Only Murders in the Building, S02E04)
• "Wassup…! Uh, it is a saying from the olden days that I learned on my travels." (What We Do in the Shadows, S04E01)
• "Important literature or colorful shit?" (What We Do in the Shadows, S04E01)
• "Does anyone know if we have any money? Anyone?"
  "Uh…"
  "Cash. Coin. Moola."
  "Gold."
  "Wonga."
  "Rubles."
  "Milk."
  "Lettuce."
  "Bread."
  "Dough."
  "Sweet cream."
  "Stripper tips." (What We Do in the Shadows, S04E01)

(What We Do in the Shadows, S04E02)

• "You crazy? You can't hide in a mosque."
  "Houses of worship are supposed to offer sanctuary."
  "This is a mosque in America." (Ms. Marvel, S01E06)
• "If you're abetting a potential suspect, no one will be on your side, Sheikh."
  "I don't need anyone on my side. 'I'm not even concerned if God is on my side as long as I am on His side. For God is always right.'"
  "I don't have time for Quranic quotes. Excuse me."
  "Actually, that was Abraham Lincoln." (Ms. Marvel, S01E06)

(Ms. Marvel, S01E06)

(Ms. Marvel, S01E06)

• "Kamala, there's something different in your genes. Like…like a mutation." (Ms. Marvel, S01E06)
• </Ms. Marvel, S01>
• ♫: Otis Redding – "You Don't Miss Your Water" (South Park: The Streaming Wars – Part 2)
• "Did he tell you his business plan? Did he show you his deck?!"
  "No."
  "My uncle Larry showed me his dick once." (South Park: The Streaming Wars – Part 2)
• "Can you stop saying 'youth culture' like you're a white man who owns a boat?" (Everything's Trash, S01E01)
• "She buys her underwear by the bag." (Everything's Trash, S01E01)
• "It's Gal 'Guh-dot.'"
  "It's 'Ga-doh'!"
  "She's from Israel, not France." (Everything's Trash, S01E01)
• "I've got a volunteer who can find out the IP address of the person who talked about stuffing your ballot box and slow down their internet. It's gonna be fun watching Gilded Age at half-speed. That'll really burn their toast." (Everything's Trash, S01E01)
• "That couch is the boat shoes of sofas. Y'all gonna be watching Atlanta sitting on Sperrys."
  "First off, I watch Atlanta on the weekends while soaking in my claw-foot tub." (Everything's Trash, S01E02)
• "Girl, you know they just mail guns to white girls." (Everything's Trash, S01E02)
• "Much like my good friend Idris here, my teeth are also extremely white." (Everything's Trash, S01E02)
• "Nathan and Guru is a match made in douchebag heaven, where God is Logan Paul and the chef is Guy Fieri. Or not Guy Fi— I've heard Guy Fieri is nice, so…" (Players, S01E08)
• "Take me to one of your favorite spots in Philly. What's your favorite restaurant in Philly?"
  [Dave and Busters] (Players, S01E08)
• ♫: Lo Fidelity Allstars – "Battle Flag [feat. Pigeonhed]" (Black Bird, S01E03)
• "I'd intended the joke to be self-deprecating about my unpredictable bowel movements, but reflecting on it later, I realized he could have interpreted it as a criticism that his bathroom was under-equipped." (The Rehearsal, S01E01)
• "But this was just laying the groundwork for the main event: The mutual disclosure of personal information in a heated pool." (The Rehearsal, S01E01)
• "No master's degree?"
  "This guy is such a fraud."
  "Who doesn't have a master's degree?" (The Rehearsal, S01E01)
• "Dammit, I always fall for the Talkboy." (Solar Opposites, S03E01)
• "Whoa! I'm like the J. K. Rowling of this pack!"
  "[This episode was written in 2009]" (Solar Opposites, S03E01)
• "Earth is too distracting for us. We can't do our jobs here, not with all the trap queens in need of hyping." (Solar Opposites, S03E01)
• "Malcolm Gladwell. My arms are somewhere aboard his private non-fiction yacht, The Shipping Point." (Solar Opposites, S03E01)
• "In the meantime, do the rest of you want VIP tickets to see our in-cruise show, Malcolm Dragwell? It's drag queens lip syncing to audio recordings of my books." (Solar Opposites, S03E01)
• "My latest bestseller, Thou Who Smelt It, Dealt It, was their idea."
  "You can't force my arms to write their own fart ideas." (Solar Opposites, S03E01)
• "Without Terry's arms, all I'll be able to write is the erotic Luigi's Mansion fanfic that comes to me so naturally." (Solar Opposites, S03E01)
• "Here's a list of the 7,000 most popular American hobbies."
  "Omit any that require a fifth grade education."
  "None of them do. It's an American list." (Solar Opposites, S03E02)
• "I can hardly even fit in my jeans since we learned how easy it is fry shrimp!" (Solar Opposites, S03E02)
• "I have never seen you knit!"
  "Bullshit. I homespun you those Animal Crossing-themed boot socks."
  "Those were from Hot Topic!"
  "We're doing a collab." (Solar Opposites, S03E02)
• Entourage pinball machine + Trainwreck poster (Solar Opposites, S03E02)
• "My town is too bougie for a White Hen."
  "They've got unbeatable deals on individual Kraft singles. Not packaged for retail, but that's not gonna stop the Hen, you know what I'm sayin'?" (Solar Opposites, S03E02)
• "He gave us no choice. We're gonna have to kill him. Okay, boys, turn those body cams off!" (Solar Opposites, S03E02)
• "Grab my hand like they did in True Lies."
  "Why wouldn't you say, 'Like in Cliffhanger'? You know I love that movie."
  "Yeah, but I don't!" (Solar Opposites, S03E02)
• "Everyone! It's a [Mountain Dew] Code Red!" (Solar Opposites, S03E02)
• "We have a couple of Howlin' Ray's rays back on the ship." (Solar Opposites, S03E03)
• "I bet it does all sorts of cool stuff like Chappie!" (Solar Opposites, S03E03)
• "You're going down like a clown with a frown who's about to get shot!" (Solar Opposites, S03E03)
• "I'm in the military video games I play so I can bully humans in their 30s." (Solar Opposites, S03E03)
• Microsoft Zune face tattoo (Solar Opposites, S03E03)
• "Dude, this giant robot was just handing out PS5s over there." (Solar Opposites, S03E03)
• "Did that panel just make, like, a sexy beep?"
  "Yeah, it was weirdly sexy." (Solar Opposites, S03E04)
• "Okay, what is with that sultry beep?"
  "We chose the sexy setting as a joke, but then we couldn't figure out how to change it." (Solar Opposites, S03E04)
• "Okay, this is bad, but we can't give up. Maybe we can talk to some lawyers, or the media. Or I could tweet at AOC, and maybe she'll play Twitch with us." (Solar Opposites, S03E04)
• "Ext. James Earl Jones High School – Day" (Solar Opposites, S03E05)
• "He got all the Real Housewives. No kid has ever been able to do a perfect RHO sequence." (Solar Opposites, S03E05)
• "Don't fucking touch me, Sylvester Stallone." (Solar Opposites, S03E05)
• "Wait, I know what this is. It's Super Mario 64, right?"
  "I don't know boomer shit like that!" (Solar Opposites, S03E05)
• "Quick, Yum, what do you know about jazz? You watched all of Treme."
  "That's just 'cause I love Steve Zahn." (Solar Opposites, S03E05)
• "This is where you yell at us for building a Michael Crichton's Congo LEGO set instead of working on the ship."
  "This is New Korvo. I'm chill A-F. Chill About Fudge. Uh, does this go in the space laser?"
  "That's from Congo the movie. This is based on the book." (Solar Opposites, S03E06)
• "What a waste of time this has been!"
  "You're the one that wanted stories. Get the fuck out of here so I can browse Raya in peace!" (Solar Opposites, S03E06)
• Gone Girl LEGO set (Solar Opposites, S03E06)
• "These Ped Eggs are amazing!" (Solar Opposites, S03E07)
• "Ooh! Let's go take a photo like we're in Charlie's Angels!"
  "Don't mind me, just channeling hard Lucy Liu vibes over here."
  "Wait, we're not doing the Kristen Stewart one?"
  "No! That's two reboots too far." (Solar Opposites, S03E07)
• "That's the sexiest motherfucking Beyblade I've ever seen." (Solar Opposites, S03E07)
• "Don't waste that whole Lakitu cloud on being sour!" (Solar Opposites, S03E07)
• "What's wrong, baby girl? Did someone finally notice you have a Minnesota accent even though you're from outer space?" (Solar Opposites, S03E07)
• "Scholastic Headquarters. Or what's left of it anyway."
  "The school book fair industry is dying because of fucks like you." (Solar Opposites, S03E07)
• "Jesse, where are you? Whoa, you're all that!"
  ♫: Great Value "Kiss Me" (Solar Opposites, S03E07)
• "What's the statute of limitations on being indirectly involved in the shooting of a man's foot?"
  "Bing says seven years, but Facebook is still saying Biden lost the election." (Solar Opposites, S03E07)
• "Obviously we should reward ourselves. But how? I mean, pancakes and oral… Crepes and rimming…"
  "We do crepes and rimming too much. It's, it's not a treat anymore." (Solar Opposites, S03E08)
• "We don't have time for this Skyrim side quest bullshit." (Solar Opposites, S03E08)
• "I'm starting to feel like we might be trapped in a Wicker Man, the movie, not that guy who up-sells us at Pier One Imports."
  "Personally, I think we're trapped in a Midsom-mar."
  "It's pronounced 'midsummer.'"
  "That's just a millennial-dusted Wicker Man remake."
  "Nah, we're in a The Truman Show."
  "It doesn't matter what movie we're trapped in. This town is out to get us. We should get the fuck outta here. Somebody take notes, Jordan Peele's gonna need to hear about this town." (Solar Opposites, S03E08)
• "Wait! We forgot the Pupa! Did we leave him in the lodge?"
  "I'm not sure we brought him at all. Isn't he at home?"
  "Aw geez. We left him in the school betting story!" (Solar Opposites, S03E08)
• "Everyone you care about is going to get pooped out of my ass!" (Solar Opposites, S03E08)
• "You can have a house with all the latest bells and whistles. And plenty of room to run and play."
  "Right. I mostly just read Zootopia porn, so…" (Resident Evil, S01E01)
• "I don't want you fired. I want you blacklisted. I want it so that no tech company ever hires you. Not Apple. Not Google. I want Pornbub to shred your résumé." (Resident Evil, S01E01)

28. Bird and Bunnies (Only Murders in the Building, S02E03)

Stray Observations

• Joseline (P-Valley, S02E05)
• ♫: O.T. Genasis – "CoCo" (P-Valley, S02E05)
• "Be careful of becoming a man's Barbie doll. He'll always find another one to buy." (P-Valley, S02E05)

(P-Valley, S02E05)

• "You might just need to get him a bіtch." (P-Valley, S02E05)
• "I'm finna go lay my ass in the hearse." (P-Valley, S02E05)
• "Them nasty lil' lɑp dɑnces you be doin' ain't no spectacle. They just a—"
  "Symbolic gesture, made to give the customers the upper hand. But the lady that really in control is me. Cuz they ain't gettin' none. I make 'em thank it, and thankin' is what make 'em cum. It's not nasty. It's charity." (P-Valley, S02E05)
• Derrick serving Keyshawn a hot dog (P-Valley, S02E05)
• "So…how you wanna be buried?" (P-Valley, S02E05)
• "We'll all be the drones?"
  "You're already drones. Humans will do anything as long as it confirms something they need to believe about themselves." (The Man Who Fell to Earth, S01E10)
• "You're about to become legend. I thought you were paying attention. Your little video started it. They're buzzing with the mystery. Like that computer guy in black turtlenecks. You'll be worshipped. You're the next him. You have to be."
  "Why do I have to be?"
  "Because when we make it back, if we make it back, someone has to stop them from slaughtering us when we land. Someone with actual power. Someone who is everything they wanna be."
  "Jesus Christ."
  "Exactly. Look what they did to him." (The Man Who Fell to Earth, S01E10)
• "That's some potent loathing." (The Man Who Fell to Earth, S01E10)
• </The Man Who Fell to Earth, S01>
• "Hey, yo, Luka Doncic, what's up with my bike?"
  "He probably means me." (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S02E03)
• "Yeah, you figure all that shit out, and you gon' report to my mans."
  "Your man… Is your mans one or two people?"
  "Man, and you gon' let him know how she doing in class."
  "Him. One person. Okay." (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S02E03)
• "This is your dick, yeah?"
  "Well, I'm blessed."
  "Okay." (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S02E03)
• "I-I, you know, I-I dropped him as my sponsor."
  "Why?"
  "Because he was just kind of talking at me. He wasn't really listening."
  "Yeah. I mean, it takes time. It's like a relationship, you know?"
  "I don't like those, either." (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S02E03)
• "I don't even got no bread left no more for my side bitches. One of them wanted to go to the club. I had to order bottles to the crib and flick the lights for two hours, in between them dumb ass commercials on Spotify every other song." (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S02E03)
• "So, Amy Schumer started renovating the penthouse without all the necessary permits. Thoughts?"
  "I heard it was very Z Gallerie circa '92 in Sting's place, so anything's better than that." (Only Murders in the Building, S02E03)
• "You know, I really think that I've leveled up since Tim's murder." (Only Murders in the Building, S02E03)
• "No human alive can resist the smell of fresh-fried paratha." (Ms. Marvel, S01E05)
• "Ammi, she's still not home."
  "You know, Magnum got lost once, I had him micro-chipped."
  "Okay, Ammi, Magnum is a dog. Kamala is a girl. Okay? Trust me, if it was legal, I would do it." (Ms. Marvel, S01E05)
• "If Kamala's phone is on your family plan, you can just log into your account and use the 'find my phone' feature to see where she is."
  "Like spyware for parents?"
  "Kind of."
  "Then why am I only just hearing about this?" (Ms. Marvel, S01E05)
• "Argon. [chuckles] It's one of my favorite elements. Yeah. [pause] So, you're a car guy as well?" (Ms. Marvel, S01E05)
• "Who's gonna do some Anal Angst with me?"
  "My doctor says I can't go hotter than Tabasco anymore." (Players, S01E07)
• "One time, I casually mentioned to Trevor that I liked Toblerone chocolate bars. Then the very next day, at lunch, he gave me a Toblerone."
  "She fucking loved them, so I was like, 'To show my love, I'm gonna get this girl a Toblerone every single day.'"
  "And then, he-he kept bringing Toblerones… And it just became like, 'Wha… Do you expect me to eat, like, a Toblerone a day?'"
  "Turns out, Toblerones are not the cheapest candy." (Players, S01E07)
• "I had just graduated and got this gig as a brand ambassador at a gaming expo called PAX West." (Players, S01E07)
• "How do I explain that to him?"
  "Rich folks don't explain shit." (The Old Man, S01E05)
• "No one likes Rob Roy more than Braveheart. No one."
  "That's what I keep telling him."
  "It is more historically accurate."
  "Says who, Liam Neeson?"
  "Edward the Longshanks did not die on the same day as William Wallace, and the Battle of Stirling didn't take place—"
  "God, it doesn't matter."
  "Yeah. One's a great movie, the other stars Jessica Lange." (Black Bird, S01E02)

(The Boys, S03E08)

• "You shut your fucking cake hole, Frenchie."
  "No. No! No, my cake hole will remain open!" (The Boys, S03E08)
• "You ain't no hero. You're just another racist piece of shit we can't seem to get rid of." (The Boys, S03E08)
• "Butcher can suck my shit." (The Boys, S03E08)
• </The Boys, S03>