Spontaneous pneumomediastinum associated with autoerotic experiences

Idea: Survivor, but all the castaways are influencers.

Idea: Punk'd, but all the marks are influencers.

A cannabis subscription box?


Because of course.

He and his founders started Nugg while still attending the University of Southern California. [source]

Of course!

Huh, Loot Crate not only persists, but expanded.

Idea: How Did This Get Made?, but for subscription boxes.

Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

16. ♫: Backstreet Boys – "I Want It That Way" (Tokyo Vice, S01E04)


Honourable Mention


Stray Observations

  • "All they pick up in Sacramento is the clap." (Winning Time, S01E06)
  • Wood and Steve Harris (Winning Time, S01E06)
  • "What's your real name, Magic?"
    "Earvin."
    "Say 'presto' to that motherfucker. He's gone. That's the first cost of doin' business with the white man." (Winning Time, S01E06)
  • "If you wanna celebrate after the game, party's at my place in the hills."
    "Come on up, man. We got it all. Man, we got white bitches, 7-Up, and cocaine." (Winning Time, S01E06)
  • ♫: Pastor T.L. Barrett and the Youth for Christ Choir – "Nobody Knows" (Winning Time, S01E06)
  • "The pet lesbians are here to take care of your pets."
    "Well, we're here to turn your pets into lesbians."
    "Oh, we are the Quantico of lesbianism for pets." (Better Things, S05E08)
  • "Oh, you better have a lot of shit bags." (Better Things, S05E08)
  • "I don't trust white South Africans." (Better Things, S05E08)
  • "Whatever was special about me is gone."
    "Never gone. Just changing. Everything changes. Everything moves ever forward. One day, trash. Next day, you're wearing diamond earrings." (Better Things, S05E08)
  • "Jesus does save. Indominus nabiscos." (Better Things, S05E08)
  • "My dried flower arrangements are out there. They're Kelly Clarkson for Wayfair!" (Mr. Mayor, S02E05)
  • "The Town 2, colon, Town and Out? You're shooting LA for Boston?"
    "They're gonna change the palm trees to statues of John Adams. It'll be fine." (Mr. Mayor, S02E05)
  • "I figured I wasn't his type. Then he ended up marrying David Spade's stunt woman, so that's how wrong I was." (Mr. Mayor, S02E05)
  • "I'm not used to playing the BFF role, so I looked up some girl power quotes online. 'Being in the Spice Girls was an insane experience' – Melanie Chisholm."
    "Yeah, it was. Okay, I got this."
    "But remember, per human resources, you only get to ask once, so don't blow it."
    "Oh, yeah, okay."
    "If he wants to be your lover, he's got to get with your friends." (Mr. Mayor, S02E05)
  • "No, no, no, I'm the mayor."
    "Nice try. The mayor doesn't work 'til Friday, and he's Black. White mayors read as villains." (Mr. Mayor, S02E05)
  • "Guess what I did with the money."
    "Looks like you got fillers." (Mr. Mayor, S02E05)
  • "I don't know why people act like it's hard to watch kids, anyway. Watch this. Hey, when I move, you move."
    "Just like that!" (Abbott Elementary, S01E13)
  • "Jadakiss don't even know, but we 'bout to have, like, the craziest rap beef in rap beef history. 'Cause you know, he stole my laugh." (Abbott Elementary, S01E13)
  • "You like dancing? Well, this dance is called 'the vac it up.'" (Abbott Elementary, S01E13)
  • "T. rex, he's the meanest, got little arms, can't even touch his…"
    "Tariq! Tariq."
    "…head…because all the dinosaurs is dead." (Abbott Elementary, S01E13)
  • "Kondo, you so crazy." (Abbott Elementary, S01E13)
  • </Abbott Elementary, S01>
  • "Your torment forged me. I owe my victory to you." (Moon Knight, S01E03)
  • "But what if I was wrong? What if it's…it's too late?"
    "Then you'd better win." (Snowfall, S05E09)
  • "If I got to kill a cop and go get another one…I will." (Snowfall, S05E09)
  • ♫: Run DMC – "It's Like That" (Snowfall, S05E09)
  • "So I urge you, Samantha, to consider everything you have to lose here. And as your people would say, 'Choose the right.'" (Tokyo Vice, S01E04)
  • ♫: *NSYNC – "Tearin' Up My Heart" (Tokyo Vice, S01E04)
  • "A man without enemies is no man at all." (Tokyo Vice, S01E04)
  • "When you accept favors from the yakuza, you open a door. Once open, it is very hard to close. Lie down with dogs, rise up with fleas." (Tokyo Vice, S01E05)
  • "They're the best. They're little chocolate biscuits shaped like mushroom." (Tokyo Vice, S01E05)


(Minx, S01E09)

  • "My dick is above the law, brother." (Minx, S01E09)


(Minx, S01E09)

  • "What about the cops?"
    "I called, but it's a peaceful protest of white men, a famously calm, reasonable people." (Minx, S01E10)
  • "Who knew virgins could be so mean?" (Minx, S01E10)
  • </Minx, S01>
  • "We spoke earlier today at the show."
    "Show?"
    "The-the Paper Boi concert."
    "Oh… Uh, the rap presentation." (Atlanta, S03E05)
  • "I'm the white Liam Neeson, bruv." (Atlanta, S03E05)
  • "We're not gonna hurt you. Nobody's gonna die, Wiley."
    "We all have to die sometime. You know that? Maybe my end…should come at the hands of Paper Boi." (Atlanta, S03E05)
  • "Pookie stayed fucking her." (Atlanta, S03E05)
  • "Good cop?"
    "Bad cop."
    "Devastated cop." (Atlanta, S03E05)
  • "Were you told as a child 'you talk white'?"
    "Sometimes."
    "Must've made you feel separate."
    "What does that have to do with anything?"
    "Nothing, nothing. I think it's interesting when people aren't allowed in the group. The universal group. To be 'part of the team.' You know, people just want to be seen. Doesn't matter what for." (Atlanta, S03E05)
  • "I'm so mad, I could kill this ni…oh, I'm so mad, man." (Atlanta, S03E05)
  • ♫: The Temprees – "Dedicated to the One I Love" (Atlanta, S03E05)
  • ♫: Leonard Cohen – "Avalanche" (Outer Range, S01E01)
  • Singing Whitney Houston's "I Have Nothing" in nothing but tighty whities (Outer Range, S01E02)
  • "Royal, something to drink? Clamato?" (Outer Range, S01E02)
  • "Thanks for the clam juice, Wayne." (Outer Range, S01E02)
  • [♫: Coldplay – "The Scientist"]
    "Min, is there no way to turn that off?"
    "No. The CD's jammed in and the stereo doesn't turn off."
    "Can you at least change the song?"
    "It's stuck. It doesn't turn off. That's the issue."
    "Oh, my god." (Slow Horses, S01E04)
  • "If anyone gets hurt, I'd rather it were Lamb. I can be sure of your silence. I won't lose any sleep over his." (Slow Horses, S01E04)
  • "Prove that I mean more than those bitches from school." (Pachinko, S01E06)
  • "Florida School of Excellence, class of '07. Go Titties! The old mascot was racist, so they let the students vote on a new one." (Killing It, S01E01)
  • "Hey, that junkie's stealing drugs from a corpse!"
    "No, I wasn't! That's not what was happening! I wasn't stealing drugs! I was just— I just wanted to touch this dead man's dick! No law against that!"
    "There definitely is." (Killing It, S01E02)
  • "I wanted to see how much trouble you were in."
    "It's only a misdemeanor since Silas can't press charges. It's actually a good loophole, stealing from a corpse."
    "You mean grave robbing?"
    "I guess I do mean grave robbing. Grave robbing is a life hack." (Killing It, S01E02)


(Killing It, S01E03)


(Killing It, S01E03)

  • "I totally forgot. I'm already invested in the nighttime urination space." (Killing It, S01E03)
  • "Craig, I want you to know how inspiring it was to hear about your struggle. Never stop struggling, okay?" (Killing It, S01E03)

They only listen to noise punk or nothing

Idea: A dollop of Dole Whip on pizza ice cream.

Pizza on pineapple: A Taiwanese pineapple cake topped with a scoop of pizza ice cream.

Pineapple in pizza: A pizza with crust stuffed with pineapple puree.

Pizza in pineapple: A pineapple boat filled with pizza rolls.

Genetic Engineering Idea: Pineapple that tastes like pizza. Cotton candy grapes? Pizza pineapples.

Tomato cherries – giant cherries.

Pepper bananas – miniature bananas. Smaller than a baby banana – fetus banana?

No Stranger Things cast member? Ba dum tss!

Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

15. Welcome to Jackass (WWE WrestleMania 38, 03 Apr 2022)


Stray Observations


(WWE WrestleMania 38, 03 Apr 2022)

  • "Jerry, what the hell do I do about Kareem? It's a brick wall."
    "Well, don't offer him any pork." (Winning Time, S01E05)
  • "You'll feel it when you're getting fisted." (Winning Time, S01E05)
  • "You know what they say about Wood, right?"
    "What?"
    "Word on the street, dude cut the skin off his own dick."
    "Ooh!"
    "I heard that, too. Circumcised his own self with a rock and a razor." (Winning Time, S01E05)
  • "I would just like to speak to everybody in the same room at the same time. 'Cause, once upon a time, I had three daughters."
    "Mm, it's not that hard."
    "Once upon a time, I had three children."
    "I'm not a child anymore."
    "Once upon a time, I had three offspring cunt trophies who used to interact with me, and now they only interact with their screens." (Better Things, S05E07)
  • "Richard, I will meet you later at the Regal Beagle. I am getting a call now from Mr. Roper." (Better Things, S05E07)
  • "Okay… Uncle Faggot will see you tonight at the gay party!" (Better Things, S05E07)
  • Asian supermarket (Better Things, S05E07)
  • A fish named Gefilte (Better Things, S05E07)
  • "I have to tell you something. Remember back to school specials? Remember? Honey… She didn't have mono."
    "What?"
    "She was eating banana sandwiches. With mayonnaise." (Better Things, S05E07)
  • "So after that, you're attending the LA River cleanup, where they'd love for you to drink just a little cup of water." (Mr. Mayor, S02E04)
  • [Rat Corpses]
    "That gets its own bucket?" (Mr. Mayor, S02E04)
  • "People who wear beads can go to law school." (Mr. Mayor, S02E04)
  • "Jayden doesn't have the raw animosity to convincingly pass as a Scorpio."
    "You can do this, Jayden. Just, like, everyone you talk to is the person who canceled Ducktales."
    "Expressing anger already. Classic Scorpio."
    "You think you're so smart, it's embarrassing! You need to start thinking about what I want to do with my Saturdays, not steal my joy like some sort of corporate Magica De Spell." (Mr. Mayor, S02E04)
  • "Jayden, did you get that Scorpio duty done like we had communicated about?"
    "Uh, no, not yet."
    "Okay, Jayden, I mean, let's do it before her water breaks, okay?" (Mr. Mayor, S02E04)
  • "I also own a biker bar in WeHo as Big Butch Betty Bodean."
    "Oh, no."
    "It was a different time in comedy." (Mr. Mayor, S02E04)
  • "Stay. Tuned. For. Sexy. Cop. Trash." (Mr. Mayor, S02E04)
  • "I wish I could just read something, but this superintendent is out to get me. He's gonna be throwing curves like that lady gym." (Abbott Elementary, S01E12)
  • "Yeah, discretionary funds can be used to nurture students artistically so they can grow up and do that graffiti that bougie people don't get mad at."
    "You mean a mural?" (Abbott Elementary, S01E12)
  • "No. Y'all not about to rush me out of here like I'm Lil Mama at the VMAs." (Abbott Elementary, S01E12)
  • "And it's not like y'all been making it rain up in here. We've been taking appetizer money and giving these kids a charcuterie experience." (Abbott Elementary, S01E12)
  • "Did you… Did you shake someone down for me?"
    "I shook someone down for us." (Abbott Elementary, S01E12)


(Moon Knight, S01E02)

  • "It's a paperweight."
    "Where'd you get it?"
    "Paperweight shop." (Moon Knight, S01E02)
  • Mandarin? (Moon Knight, S01E02)
  • "Would she kill a child for something they might do in 30 years?"
    "I'm glad you mentioned that. Sometimes, the cure is a little taste of the disease. The difference between medicine and poison sometimes is only dosage. Consider a diseased limb. Amputation, horrific and grotesque, is necessary for the larger health."
    "But the child is not a diseased limb. Sorry, is that…? Is that what…? You're all into that, like, killing children and that? Maybe that's just me, but that's… I kind of draw a line there at child murder." (Moon Knight, S01E02)
  • "You're in the wrong ends, mate." (Moon Knight, S01E02)
  • "Wagwan!" (Moon Knight, S01E02)
  • "I got a son that puts white people above their father and money before God." (Snowfall, S05E08)


Background (Snowfall, S05E08)

  • "Your life is my failure." (Snowfall, S05E08)
  • Fredo kiss (Snowfall, S05E08)
  • "Things could be worse. You could be living in Missouri." (Tokyo Vice, S01E02)
  • "Fuck¡ng love manga."
    "Really?"
    "Yeah. Dragon Head? So good."
    "Do you know 20th Century Boys?" (Tokyo Vice, S01E03)
  • "Joyce, I got reporters calling me from everywhere — from the San Francisco Chronicle, from the Philadelphia Inquirer."
    "That's a lesser paper." (Minx, S01E07)
  • "There are no coincidences. Chairman Mao taught me that." (Minx, S01E07)
  • "You really think we're gonna be sitting here in 40 years talking about Goldie Hawn?"
    "Not just her, her children. She's going to start an empire."
    "That's not a world I want to live in." (Minx, S01E07)
  • "Were we slave owners?"
    "No, we— Do you see any slaves in our backyard?"
    "Mr. Pedro."
    "Mr. Pe—? No, I pay Mr. Pedro." (Atlanta, S03E04)
  • "Did you get your results back?"
    "69% Ashkenazi Jew, baby!"
    "You're Jew? Eh, you're Jewish?"
    "The world can finally know. We were slaves, too."
    "The Austro-Hungarians were slaves as well."
    "Come on, Marshall. That was like a million years ago." (Atlanta, S03E04)


(Atlanta, S03E04)

  • "You honestly want my advice?"
    "Uh, yes."
    "Look, man, I grew up with Black women."
    "Right. I figured."
    "The only thing you can do is say you were wrong and give her as much money as you can. She'll probably want to meet with you one-on-one, cut you down a bi—"
    [cut to asking white co-workers for advice] (Atlanta, S03E04)


Changing skin color (Atlanta, S03E04)

  • "This could have easily happened to you."
    "I'm Peruvian. This would never happen to me."
    "Per— You were white yesterday!" (Atlanta, S03E04)
  • "I have a feeling we're in the same boat, Marshall." « S03E01 (Atlanta, S03E04)
  • "Confession is not absolution." (Atlanta, S03E04)
  • "I've got other things I could do tonight, Diana. I've got a really massive shit brewin'. I could sit and read a book and birth that beauty." (Slow Horses, S01E03)
  • </Severance, S01>

Archduke Metallica

This will be the first time F1 cars will race on the iconic Las Vegas Strip, with the circuit sweeping past famous hotels and casinos.

The 14-turn track will run for 3.8 miles (6.12km) with top speeds expected to hit around 212mph (342km/h).

So, uh, who is paying to fix the streets? Because…

Idea: A racing video game with everyday obstacles like: speed humps, bicyclists, steel plates, illegally-parked Amazon Prime trucks, cars slowing down for a cop who pulled someone over, et cetera.

The Morbius Discord Community

Hi! I'm Canden Webb, a creative, saved by grace and successfully abstinent for over 12 years. I started offering training in the area of purity because I noticed women in the church being ignored when it comes to sexually destructive behaviors.

I've had my share of sexual experiences – same sex experimentation, sexual fantasies, taking termination of pregnancy meds, lust, porn, losing my virginity, masturbation – you name it! Through it all, I've learned that God is so faithful.

Let's face it – Singleness and sexual purity are downright challenging to navigate! As a Purity Coach, I provide modern purity resources and teach women to live guilt-free lives without compromise.

So…she hasn't had an orgasm in over 12 years whilst failing at dating and relationships?

A masterclass in only living once.

Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week


14. Will Smith slaps the shit out of Chris Rock (The 94th Academy Awards, 27 Mar 2022)


Honourable Mention

  • Elle Fanning re-creates Lea Michele's emotional Glee scene (The Girl From Plainville, S01E01)

Stray Observations


(Winning Time, S01E04)

  • "Aight, look. Cap too dignified to do him-damn-self, but somebody gotta do it. Norm, what you say, brother?"
    "Don't look at me. I got a ménage à trois lined up, so…" (Winning Time, S01E04)
  • "Just tellin' you the truth, how real friends do."
    "We ain't friends! You just some chick I used to hit!" (Winning Time, S01E04)
  • "You don't have family. You have fallout." (Winning Time, S01E04)
  • ♫: Pastor T.L. Barrett and the Youth for Christ Choir – "Nobody Knows" (Better Things, S05E06)
  • "So, you're good with it? It was pretty…"
    "Yeah. Uh, you know… Looks like the rest of the series." (Better Things, S05E06)
  • "You have any notes, or any thoughts?"
    "It's a network show." (Better Things, S05E06)
  • "Mom, I'm watching a Brian De Palma movie. Call me later." (Better Things, S05E06)
  • "Yeah, I've been matched with so many lovely ladies."
    "Cool, cool, being a man seems cool." (Mr. Mayor, S02E03)
  • "Looks like they got some cool stuff in the back there. I'm seeing Corn Nuts, washer fluid, fake Academy Awards for people with common Western names…" (Mr. Mayor, S02E03)
  • "I just hate that my photo is being used to catfish people and that the name of my favorite fish now means something so dark." (Mr. Mayor, S02E03)
  • "Well, I happen to be in town shooting a commercial for the new Depends thong." (Mr. Mayor, S02E03)
  • "How do I know that you're not a bot?"
    "Maybe send me a bunch of pictures and have me click on all the stop signs." (Mr. Mayor, S02E03)
  • "Which Sex and the City character are you?"
    "Easy. Magda." (Mr. Mayor, S02E03)
  • "Now, those aren't Boomer rules, right? Boomers don't have a year to waste."
    "Don't lump me in with your Big Chill generation. I'm technically a Gen X preemie." (Mr. Mayor, S02E03)
  • "I texted the Trivago guy and then Brett."
    "Hey, man, 'Trivago Guy passed' are my three favorite words." (Mr. Mayor, S02E03)
  • "A medication I'm also on, but for wake apnea." (Mr. Mayor, S02E03)
  • "So he knew you and was like…'more'?" (Abbott Elementary, S01E11)
  • "Heyyy. There's my guy."
    "Black?!"
    "It's actually pronounced 'Zach.'" (Abbott Elementary, S01E11)
  • "Squeal, and you can Dipset like Cam'ron." (Abbott Elementary, S01E11)
  • Janine struggling with a Capri Sun straw (Abbott Elementary, S01E11)
  • "Wait, you never dreamed of just doing one thing?"
    "Sure, I have. But a dream can be a distraction just as easy as it can be a goal." (Abbott Elementary, S01E11)
  • "I've done everything I possibly can to make my phone think I'm 22. I haven't used capital letters in years." (Abbott Elementary, S01E11)
  • "Sweet baby Jesus, and the grown one, too!" (Abbott Elementary, S01E11)
  • "You are not one of them. You are not a Jojo Sea-bass."
    "You mean JoJo Siwa?"
    "I don't know what I mean, Janine." (Abbott Elementary, S01E11)
  • "You got this, Janine."
    "Don't… Don't say that. I don't believe that she does." (Abbott Elementary, S01E11)
  • "I forget that black people can also be annoying." (Abbott Elementary, S01E11)
  • "Desking's deaded." (Abbott Elementary, S01E11)
  • "Oh, bollocks." (Moon Knight, S01E01)
  • "Well, Steven Grant of the gift shop…" (Moon Knight, S01E01)


(Moon Knight, S01E01)

  • "I'm sorry about the cupcake." (Moon Knight, S01E01)
  • "I'll have the best bit of the… The steak. That's the bit that I want."
    "The center-cut's fillet. And how would you like that?"
    "Good, yeah. Very good. Very good. Yeah."
    "I'll… I'll put you for 'well done.'" (Moon Knight, S01E01)
  • "Do you know Ammit?"
    "Do I know Ammit…? No, not personally." (Moon Knight, S01E01)
  • "But she was betrayed."
    "Was she?"
    "By indolent fellow gods. By even her own avatar."
    "Avatars. Blue people. Love that film."
    "By avatar, what I mean…"
    "You mean the anime?" (Moon Knight, S01E01)
  • "Steven Grant of the gift shop, give me the scarab and you won't be torn apart." (Moon Knight, S01E01)


(Snowfall, S05E07)

  • ♫: Ann Peebles – "I Can't Stand the Rain" (Snowfall, S05E07)
  • "Got any good churros today?" (Halo, S01E02)
  • "Yeah, um, I'm actually a natural staple remover." (Minx, S01E05)
  • "Those chocolate dicks are not gonna hold up in the sun." (Minx, S01E05)
  • "What about a celebrity interview?"
    "Ooh, Bella Abzug. I bet she has some stories to tell."
    "Sexy stories?"
    "Maybe." (Minx, S01E06)
  • "Any, uh, U.K. artists we should be listening to?"
    "Uhh, have you heard Slowthai?"
    "No."
    "Uh, K-Trap? He's pretty dope."
    "Mm-mm."
    "Um, 21 Savage?"
    "Yeah, we know him." (Atlanta, S03E03)
  • "They got their own Nando's." (Atlanta, S03E03)
  • "Black guys love Asian women." (Atlanta, S03E03)
  • "Wow. Your hairline's intense, bro."
    "I'm afraid of what it'll look like if I shave it all off. I don't know. Maybe I got the juice to pull it off. What do you think?"
    "Mm, I don't know. I feel like, uh, that's more easily pulled off by white men that are assumed to be dangerous, right? Like, uh, Jason Statham. Like, uh, Bruce Willis. The Rock. Um, same reason why black dudes can do it as well. Um, but I feel like you… The best hope for you is probably, like, Moby. But, you know…"
    "Everybody hates Moby." (Atlanta, S03E03)
  • "Hello, people of color." (Atlanta, S03E03)

» "This piece has such a deep, deep sadness about it."

(Atlanta, S03E03)

  • "So, um, you're telling me there was a…a wet, ashy, naked nigga that broke into your house, right? Hey, how he wet and ashy, man?" (Atlanta, S03E03)
  • "White kids be scamming all the fuck¡ng time. Hell you think TikTok is? Shit, black kids need to scam more." (Atlanta, S03E03)
  • Jai Paul (Atlanta, S03E03)
  • "Racism and capitalism, hard to separate, isn't it?"
    "Hmm. Yeah, because something only has value if, uh, something else has less value."
    "Yeah, I feel like anywhere you can buy a can of Coke, some type of racism's going down there."
    "Hmm. What about Taco Bell? Does that…"
    "No, they only do Pepsi."
    "Pepsi, that's…"
    "No racism."
    "That's right." (Atlanta, S03E03)
  • "Your outie knows a beautiful rock from a plain one." (Severance, S01E08)
  • "Yeah, the egg bar is coveted as fuck." (Severance, S01E08)
  • "'Our job…is to taste free air. Your so-called boss may own the clock that taunts you from the wall.'"
    "But, my friends, the hour is yours. Page 197 slaps." (Severance, S01E08)
  • ♫: Mick Jagger – "Strange Game" (Slow Horses, S01E01)
  • Gary Oldman farting himself awake (Slow Horses, S01E01)
  • "Moscow rules, watch your back. London rules, cover your arse." (Slow Horses, S01E01)
  • "Bringing you up to speed is like trying to explain Norway to a dog." (Slow Horses, S01E01)

I do not call in gay

This is more "boxing plus celebrities," no?

What was the undercard?

Lamar Odom's ex Sabrina Parr vs. Ronnie from Jersey Shore's ex Jenn Harley, and Kimbo Slice's son vs. Bachelorette contestant Iggy Rodriguez.


Verging on unauthorized.


How you go from Kid 'n Play and Treach to Omarosa and Caitlyn Jenner?


[browsing Wrestlecon 2022 guests]