Adam Riff™

18. Eat Flesh (Invincible, S01E08)

Stray Observations

• I Got The Shot! (Let's Be Real, S01E01)

Stray Observations

• Jean Smart playing Fruit Ninja (Mare of Easttown, S01E02)
• Kings Destroy (Mare of Easttown, S01E02)
• Monsta X (Chad, S01E04)
• "I do love your mother. But she's more like a…a pet to me." (Invincible, S01E08)
• "Why did you make me do this? You're fighting so you can watch everyone around you die! Think, Mark! You'll outlast every fragile, insignificant being on this planet. You'll live to see this world crumble to dust and blow away! Everyone and everything you know will be gone! What will you have after 500 years?"
  "You, Dad. I'd still have you." (Invincible, S01E08)
• ♫: The Lighthouse and the Whaler – "We Are Infinite" (Invincible, S01E08)
• "What's the plan in the meantime?"
  "Finish high school, I guess."
  "Oh, all right. Good. Sounds good. What is high school?" (Invincible, S01E08)
• Invincible Season Grade: C

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17. Just one of the guys (Chad, S01E03)

Stray Observations

• WWE pajamas (Mare of Easttown, S01E01)
• ♫: Mannequin Pussy (Mare of Easttown, S01E01)
• "All the good that you do here is thanks to a healthy grant from the Franklin Saint Foundation." (Snowfall, S04E10)
• "My son is a child."
  "Your son's the largest distributor of rock cocaine in the world." (Snowfall, S04E10)
• "You kill him, you gonna have to kill us all. Is that who the fuck you are?!" (Snowfall, S04E10)
• "Y'all sound like Leon a few months ago. How'd that work out for him?"
  "We ain't Leon." (Snowfall, S04E10)
• Snowfall Season Grade: C
• "I just got dumped, dude!"
  "You got dumped weeks ago, you just didn't realize it. You're like a bad guy in a samurai movie who gets cut in half, but thinks they're fine until they're like, 'Oh, my god, my top half's sliding away from my bottom half.' [mock groaning]" (Invincible, S01E07)
• "Is it still Falcon?"
  "Or is it Captain Falcon?" (The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, S01E06)
• "We built this country. Bled for it. I'm not gonna let anybody tell me I can't fight for it." (The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, S01E06)
• "Captain America and the Winter Soldier" (The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, S01E06)
• The Falcon and the Winter Soldier Season Grade: C
• "You seem smart. I'm guessing lots of college. Not Ivy League, but so close, it drives you crazy."
  "Northwestern." (Rutherford Falls, S01E01)
• "I'm not Hawkeye, all right? I'm the one guy with the fire circles, so—" (Rutherford Falls, S01E01)
• "No one likes a complicated story. That's why everyone hated Cloud Atlas." (Rutherford Falls, S01E02)
• "There's a reporter here. He looks like one of those Vice guys that's too hot to take seriously." (Rutherford Falls, S01E03)
• "Wow, Terry, you were right. White people love lemonade." (Rutherford Falls, S01E04)
• Minecraft Steve beadwork (Rutherford Falls, S01E04)
• "Bet you could get $350 for that. $400 from a white person." (Rutherford Falls, S01E04)
• "You're walking in Carroll Gardens, probably just had some ramen and a can of natural wine…" (Rutherford Falls, S01E04)
• ♫: Soundgarden – "Blow Up the Outside World" (Rutherford Falls, S01E04)
• "You know what? You're not a Spencer. You're an adorable, white ally. [gasps] You're a Mark Ruffalo."
  "No. [laughs] No, you're not. That's a pretty big honor…to be Ruffalo-ed." (Rutherford Falls, S01E05)
• "Look closely. Three of these feminist icons are slight different versions of Ariana Grande."
  "Whoa. How did I miss the ponytails?"
  "Why are there three more Grandes than Sotomayors?"
  "Yeah. That's not a good ratio." (Rutherford Falls, S01E05)
• "Bobbie, your film was pandering, subpar, and utterly bland. Congratulations."
  "[sighs] This is like when Green Book won at the Oscars."
  "Wouldn't a Green Book comparison be better placed on Spencer since Green Book was a problematic movie about racism made by white people?
  "Yeah. You're totally right. Jesus. We can't even agree on what Green Book meant? This country's a mess." (Rutherford Falls, S01E05)
• "#FreeNathanRutherford"
  "I left out the year so we could reuse it." (Rutherford Falls, S01E06)
• "You're gonna tell the people at your firm who actually matter to be here by Friday at noon or I will bring the wrath of God down so hard that their tennis instructor's children will feel it. Tell them I will come for their summer homes and their accountants' Teslas." (Rutherford Falls, S01E06)
• "We just need documentation that something really big happened here.
  "There was the potato salad party…" (Rutherford Falls, S01E07)
• "My people don't steal land. That's your thing."
  "My thing?"
  "Sorry, I deal with white people all day. That line usually works." (Rutherford Falls, S01E07)
• "So much drama. This is why it's not worth being friends with white people." (Rutherford Falls, S01E08)
• "You're like an old Hollywood couple, like Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello." (Rutherford Falls, S01E08)
• "Apparently, casinos are over. Now it's all marijuana theme parks." (Rutherford Falls, S01E08)
• "Our market research shows that the average American's understanding of history can be boiled down to seven concepts: George Washington, the flag, Independence Day, Independence Day the movie, MLK, Forrest Gump, and butter churns." (Rutherford Falls, S01E09)
• "People find dairy-based businesses charming as hell." (Rutherford Falls, S01E09)
• "This version of my family is bullshit!"
  "Respectfully, every version of your family is bullshit. At least this oneis profitable." (Rutherford Falls, S01E09)
• "SLIPKNOT" (Rutherford Falls, S01E10)
• Rutherford Falls Season Grade: C

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16. Photo Op (Exterminate All the Brutes, S01E03)

Stray Observations

• "God invented Uzis so niggas ain't got to be smart." (Snowfall, S04E09)
• "Ain't so fun when the rabbit got the gun, huh?" (Snowfall, S04E09)
• N.W.A. Jerome (Snowfall, S04E09)
• "Nigga, my money long as Rosecrans." (Snowfall, S04E09)
• Franklin staring at Tanosse (Snowfall, S04E09)
• Khadijah smashing an ashtray on Skully's head (Snowfall, S04E09)
• "Well, I ain't about to fuck up my pedicure for no bill collector." (Snowfall, S04E09)
• "Franklin didn't get into this hustle because he saw what you had. He did it because he saw what I didn't." (Snowfall, S04E09)
• "You gave everything to your country. I know how it is. You bought into the dream. It's time to cash in on the reality." (Snowfall, S04E09)
• "Lee. You ain't say nothing about no gun to my head." (Snowfall, S04E09)
• "So why not work with us?"
  "We don't work for niggas." (Snowfall, S04E09)
• "Hold up. How you gonna offer these bitches a job before me?" (Snowfall, S04E09)
• "Damn, babe, why you ain't get the name-brand Q-tips?" (Snowfall, S04E09)
• "Saw on the news what happened with Irene."
  "Yeah, no, don't drink and drive." (Snowfall, S04E09)
• "Me having a pet."
  "Well, no. Dogs don't wear pants. If you don't wear pants, you can't be on the furniture." (Made for Love, S01E08)
• ♫: Petit Biscuit – "Forever Being" (Made for Love, S01E08)
• Made for Love Season Grade: D

(Top Chef, S18E03)

• "I'll say what everyone's thinking – this dish is too white." (Top Chef, S18E03)
• "United States Pentagon: Parking in Rear" (Invincible, S01E06)
• "You built me." (The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, S01E05)
• Julia Louis-Dreyfus (The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, S01E05)
• "I need to understand."
  "You understand. Every Black man does." (The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, S01E05)
• "They will never let a Black man be Captain America. And even if they did, no self-respecting Black man would ever wanna be." (The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, S01E05)
• "Why didn't you use the metal arm?"
  "Well… I don't always think of it immediately. I'm right-handed." (The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, S01E05)
• "You weren't amending, you were avenging." (The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, S01E05)
• "I can't fight. I'm a cleric. Clerics don't beat ass."
  "Well, they heal ass. That could be useful in battle."
  "An ass healer?"
  "A mythic proctologist."
  "Let's go heal some ass." (Mythic Quest: Everlight)
• ♫: "Stay in place / for me / while I pee" to "Bitch" by Meredith Brooks (Mythic Quest: Everlight)
• "Die, lesbian!"
  "Jesus, Jo."
  "Yeah, we're dipping into some hate crime territory over there."
  "'Die, bitch'?"
  "That's misogynist."
  "Just 'die'?"
  "Works for me."
  "That's fine." (Mythic Quest: Everlight)
• "The winner is… Brad from monetization." (Mythic Quest: Everlight)
• "The point is, you can't defeat darkness with a dick."
  "I could." (Mythic Quest: Everlight)
• "The art of killing at a distance became a European specialty." (Exterminate All the Brutes, S01E03)
• "The stubborn privilege of superiority and comedy." (Exterminate All the Brutes, S01E04)
• "American scholars have largely abandoned the role of public intellectuals to pundits and entertainers. No proof, no arguments are necessary. It is opinions against opinions. Shamelessly passing off impudence as reason." (Exterminate All the Brutes, S01E04)
• Exterminate All the Brutes Season Grade: C

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