Adam Riff™

• Everything You Need To Know About Cyberpunk 2077's Customisation

For those who want to see every option, there's a lot. 6 skin types, 35 hairstyles, 17 eyes, 8 eyebrows, 17 eyes, 17 mouths, 17 jaws, 17 ears, 8 bits of "cyberware" (as well as no cyberware), 9 types of scars plus off, 6 types of tatts plus off, 11 piercings plus off, 5 types of teeth, 8 bits of eye makeup, 5 bits of lip makeup plus off, 3 blemishes, 3 types of nipples, 5 types of body tatts, 2 types of body scars, 2 dick types, 1 vagina option, dick size options, and 5 types of pubic hairs.

Two dick types but only one vagina?

Given dick size options, I assume the two dick types are circumcised and uncircumcised. Native and neophallus?

Rory: Grower and show-er.

Who is gonna opt for a small dick?

• Twitch viewer is suing the platform for $25 million over "suggestive" content put out by several female streamers

According to the complaint, filed in the Superior Court of California, Estavillo suffers from several medical issues that require him to rely entirely on the internet for all of his entertainment, as well as OCD and sex addiction, which the complaint claims Twitch only makes worse.

"Twitch has extremely exacerbated his condition by displaying many sexually suggestive women streamers through Twitch's twisted programming net code," the complaint states, "making it nearly impossible for the plaintiff to use Twitch without being exposed to such sexual content."

Estavillo, who is following 786 female streamers and 0 male streamers according to the complaint, argues that the site doesn't offer a way to filter streamers by gender; therefore, he's forced to choose a "game and/or category to watch, with thumbnails showing these scantily clad women, alongside men, of being the only streaming channels available to him."

You know, I've come across all sorts of Asian tacos, but never a teriyaki one.

Japan's "world taco" should be a fish one, no?

I'm surprised that Choco Taco hasn't experimented with alternate flavours. Imagine: Japanese Kit Kats, but Choco Tacos.

"Ice cream fans and taco lovers can finally come together"? Who wrote this copy?

Brown sugar boba ice cream bars have quietly been flying off shelves this year.

Major props to Taiwan for inventing boba.

Now I want mango sticky rice ice cream bars.

Halo-halo paletas? …would kill on Instagram.

Whole Foods Market sells chips made out of everything: beets, cauliflower, lentils…

…chicken breasts.

• The International Dumpling Day episode of Food Jammers

According to excerpts from John Bolton's tell-all, President Trump became obsessed with delivering the perfect gift to North Korean leader Kim Jong-un in 2018: a signed CD that contained Elton John's hit song "Rocket Man," which was not signed by John, but rather by Trump himself. [source]

"Getting this CD to Kim remained a high priority for several months."

1917, but the two soldiers are dispatched to deliver a burned CD to Kim Jong-un.

It's a data disc with one 128 Kbps MP3 file on it.

The cast of 30 Rock is reuniting for an NBCUniversal upfront special, which means that all the casts of NBC's miracle Must See TV line-up — Community, Parks and Recreation, The Office, 30 Rock — will have reunited this year.

Also reunited this year: the casts of Frasier and Just Shoot Me.

I wonder how AT&T feels about paying each cast member of Friends between $2.5—3 million to reunite when other casts are doing it for free.

I wonder how the cast of Friends feels about pocketing between $2.5—3 million to reunite when most of their peers did it for charity.

In their defense, they closed the deal in February and no one told them life was gonna be this way.

I can't stop looking at this restaurateur:

She defied a stay-at-home order, because of course.

COVID-19 needs a better publicist.

What happened to stories on infectees and victims?

All I see nowadays are reports on numbers – rising numbers, record numbers.

Who are these numbers?!

Meanwhile, I know every black person who has been killed this year.

• AT&T turned HBO Max into a DC comic book

To the Max will "feature stories about ordinary people achieving their maximum potential when they transform into extraordinary superheroes with the help of Max the dog."

The superheroes are named Hector, Brian, and Olivia because the first letter of their names spells out HBO.

The comics are "chock-full of Easter eggs and fun nods to much of the 10,000 hours of premium content currently available on the streaming platform."

Disney turned Hulu into a Marvel comic book

Amazon turned Prime Video into a ComiXology Original

ViacomCBS turned CBS All Access into a Simon and Schuster graphic novel

Comcast turned Peacock into a Philadelphia Flyer

Did you know that Wayne Brady has a show on BYUtv – that's executive produced by Queen Latifah?

Wayne Brady's Comedy IQ
Through 10 weeks of comedic challenges and mentorship from some of comedy's biggest names, eight young contestants put their skills to the test in hopes of becoming a comedy superstar.

Someone edit in Chappelle as a mentor.

"Is Wayne Brady gonna have to coach a bitch?"

Later this month, Wayne Brady will perform on the BET Awards – which is being simulcast on CBS?

The CBS feed should feature commentary by Jim Nantz.

As young people don't seem to watch linear television, I wonder about the future of The Price Is Right.

To ensure audiences that are diverse in age for years to come, shouldn't it also stream on a service that isn't CBS All Access?

Poor Disney is saddled with Longhorn Network until 2031.

Delroy Lindo doing press for Da 5 Bloods in what appears to be his son's room.

[browsing Clarke Peters' filmography]

"Bulletproof (TV Series)."

[click]

Bulletproof 2? A sequel?

No, just season two of Bad Boys UK.

Oh, but a sequel to Bulletproof exists — and from this year!

Wikipedia » Bulletproof (TV series) »

Sky TV announced in December 2019 that the second series would air on 20 March 2020.

Two Bulletproof 2s in one year.

Further, in August 2019 it was announced that a new three-part special would be broadcast in Autumn 2020. The special will see Bishop and Pike journeying to South Africa to investigate the country's criminal underworld.

So Bulletproof 2 and Bulletproof 3 both involve buddies fighting crime in South Africa.

The director of Bulletproof 2 (Film) also directed Tremors 7, Jarhead 4, The Scorpion King 5, Kindergarten Cop 2, and Lake Placid 4.

He did not direct Half Past Dead 2, however, despite writing and directing the first film.

Tremors 7 stars Napoleon Dynamite.