SE8EN! You got Serbed. EIGH7! But can he go 16-0 at WrestleMania? UCLA basketball steals one from Cal in March. Phelps steals one from former Cal swimmer Cavic in August. Act like you've been here before, tennis players. Such elation for a freakin' doubles medal…
Date Archives August 2008
I could blow through the ceiling if I just turn and run
• The Fake Wall of China
I party by myself because I'm such a special guy
Scorpion King 2: Rise of a Warrior [is] the prequel to a spin-off that was itself a prequel to a sequel. If your biggest star is a mixed martial arts champion and you bother to work in a training scene early on where he's shown…
Videodrone
This week on The Secret Life of the American Teenager: I can't turn away. "a woman hooked on huffing computer duster" Jameth: The best episode of Intervention EVER FEELS LIKE I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE "The Enviable Groom Ovechkin" • Ernest Borgnine will share all, if…
Feel good hit of the summer
Poor László Cseh spent four years training to finish second behind Michael Phelps in all his events. A Hungarian reporter told me that Cseh had spent two months deep down in the dumps after last year's world championships when he realised how unstoppable Phelps was…
Hey, Wanna Throw Up? Get Me Naked
We asked Diddy if there were a new Olympic sport, something he himself might have a chance of winning, what would that be? "Who could have sex the longest," he told us with a straight face. [source] Stole Sting's moves too, eh? I stumbled upon…
Think I'll blaze all day and marvel at the mass of food I eat
Is it just me, or does President Bush become 10 times more lovable when he's clowning around with athletes? I wish, after his second term ends, we could name Bush the President of All Sports, and it could be his job to travel the world…
I've got a bad feeling about this
Caught this in the June 14, 1996 issue of Entertainment Weekly: Be careful what you wish for, Bruce Fretts. Zero the Hutt, a new character in "Star Wars: The Clone Wars," is a gay stereotype that makes what Jar Jar Binks represented to the island…
Busted Stuff
The thing that's wrong with Michael Cera is that he's basically George McFly but devoid of the half-nut that made him man up enough to punch out Biff when the chips were down… Michael Cera would totally have let Biff rape Loraine. [source] And he…
Tropic Thunder Parody or Minoru Kawasaki Film?
related (nfsw — female nudity and Tarantino): Hope to see it at TIFF.