Jon: Disney's Planes: Fire and Rescue? Rory: The first one is rubbish. Jon: You saw it?! Rory: I thought it was a Pixar film! Jon: Heh. Planes mistaken for Cars. Toby on Degrassi and Rusty on Greek — Now I'm picturing Christopher Castile listening to…
Date Archives June 2014
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
Midway point! 26. Red Wedding 2 (24, S09E09) Honourable Mention America's Most Killer Burgers & Aukerman's Most Wanted Killer (Comedy Bang! Bang!, S03E08) 12 Years a Slave Auditions 1 (Loiter Squad, S03E07) 12 Years a Slave Auditions 2 (Loiter Squad, S03E07) 12 Years a Slave…
Brazilian Kevin Durant
Fox changed its graphics for MLB telecasts this season and now I can't watch Fox MLB telecasts because all I see is the score bug's tabbed gap, which irritates me to no end. I just want to reach into the screen and squeeze the two…
Get Busy Child
I've decided that Reggie Watts should play Larvelle Jones in Key and Peele's reboot of Police Academy. Evidently, we weren't made to last. The '00s: Meg Griffin. The '00s: The Afterdecade. The '00s: Talking Decades Past. The '00s: FAKE! Idea: A remake of the film…
150+ ICJ Theme Ingredients
I can't stop watching this supercut of Chairman Kaga announcing secret ingredients on Iron Chef: How do I change my ringtone to "CAAABBAAAGE!!!"? Did you know that Iron Chef Vietnam exists, as does The Next Iron Chef Vietnam?
I would sustain this contempt, but I'd be wasting time again
The bootleggers are winning. Top 10 lines from Rolling Stone's article on hipster neo-Nazis in Germany 10. He notes, with some resignation, that there is no German word for "hashtag." 9. They pull into the parking lot of a local Ernest Hemingway-themed restaurant and walk…
Shoplifter of the World
O__O Rory: How did they do that? Jon: The fire is computer-generated. Rory: So he just flailed around…? Rory: Heh. Visual effects artist: "You want me to do WHAT?" Jon: Wife of visual effects artist: "How was work today?" My Brother: Can you give me…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
25. Brienne of Tarth vs. The Hound (Game of Thrones, S04E10) It's HBO, so "embedding disabled by request." Honourable Mention Clone Dance Party (Orphan Black, S02E10) Stray Observations "DeMarcus Cousins is an emotional lesbian." (Jimmy Kimmel Live, 06-15-14) Game of Thrones Season Grade: B+ "What…
Eater's Digest: Seattle
le petit cochon / pie bar / crumble and flake / six arms / top pot doughnuts / olympia pizza III / now make me a sandwich / pie / kedai makan / lost lake / roux / hot cakes / king's hardware / americana…
Johnny Ryall
Why isn't this a television show? Idea: Stage a music festival in an abandoned shopping mall. It's like a bunch of music venues in one – an enclosed SXSW. Vacant department stores are the main stages and stand-alone stores side stages. What if you were…