Korn's Jonathan Davis Talks Freak on a Leash, His New Horror- and Rock-Themed Line of Pet Products We have some [items] that are just stamped with the [Freak on a Leash brand name] but we also have the plushies — the [severed] zombie hand, the…
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Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
43. Fruit by the Foot (House of the Dragon, S01E09) Honourable Mention Ludovico Technique (Chucky, S02E03) Cruising Slap (American Horror Story: NYC, S11E02) Isabella Rossellini callback (Los Espookys, S02E06) Stray Observations "He said, 'Time to get it wet.'" (House of the Dragon, S01E09) "There is…
Sad and deplorable about the attitude of untruth
Previously on Adam Riff™: October 2005 A long time ago, while perusing IMDb, I stumbled upon a film called 5-25-77, the release date for Star Wars classic. The film's website offered little information, but the production company granted my request for a copy of the…
Boys who keep secrets don't get custard for dessert
Shitposts I thought up while working out:
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
42. Incredible (She-Hulk: Attorney at Law, S01E09) Honourable Mention Mall shoot-out (Atlanta, S04E06) Stray Observations "He can keep his tongue." (House of the Dragon, S01E08) "It's like drinking Kathleen Turner's voice." (Let the Right One In, S01E01) "So you're right. You were Father of the…
Legs are coming soon!
Fuck, Marry, Kill: Are Virtual Influencers the Real Deal? As human-like CGI characters gain popularity across the globe, in the U.S. multiple Bored Apes musical groups and other virtual influencers are taking off [pause] "I'm useless, but not for long / The future is coming…
Poland
I thought the offensive Halloween costume of the year would be "monkeypox victim," but then Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story happened. Offensive pumpkin of the year: knucklehead. Everything you can imagine now has a seasonal pumpkin variant. Pumpkin manifest destiny. Who is buying all this…
Death Con 3
Gangs Of London | Series 2 | Red Band Trailer 18+
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
41. Obi-Wan Kenobi Audition (Welcome to Wrexham, S01E14) Honourable Mention Mexican Week (The Great British Bake Off, S13E04) Werewolf Transformation (Werewolf by Night, 07 Oct 22) Stray Observations Shoot-out set to Taxi theme (Rick and Morty, S06E05) "What the hell was that?" "Reuseable Sailor Moon…
A crooked spine, my senses dulled
Welp, today is my 40th birthday. My first midlife crisis: Celebrating it with a pimple on my face.