39. Nonna Lina (Best in Dough, S01E01) Honourable Mention Double L (Los Espookys, S02E02) Stray Observations "I'm just saying, lies pile up. Like credit card debt. You retain an advantage by staying liquid." (Rick and Morty, S06E03) "What the hell did you do in my…
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Pleasure Palace
// Toronto, Ontario, Canada None of the public toilets I used in Toronto provided seat covers. No seat covers in a washroom in North America's busiest shopping mall. No seat covers in a washroom in a four-star hotel. No seat covers in a washroom in…
Openly French-Canadian
// Toronto, Ontario, Canada With green papaya, comes great responsibility. Thai and Italian is not a combination I'd encountered before. That Italian classic, Cajun Tilapia. [pause] Uzbek cuisine and photographs of technology and sexuality is also not a combination I'd encountered before. Canada's first coffee…
We
// Toronto, Ontario, Canada Canadian network television advertising fall premieres: These are real shows? Hilary Swank has two Oscars.
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
38. Fish Love (Reservation Dogs, S02E08) Stray Observations "My name is Kevin! I'm a Marine. I'm 30. I'm a little racist but my best friend is an immigrant that translated for me in a generic overseas war." (Rick and Morty, S06E02) "It's not every day…
Antidepressant Thursdays
// Toronto, Ontario, Canada How do you do, fellow marts? Toronto has a 24-hour Popeyes, but not a seven-day public transit pass. Also, what do you mean the subway doesn't begin running until 8:00am on Sundays?! Cannabis shops and notices of proposed development are absurdly…
Zack Panther
// Toronto, Ontario, Canada It's early afternoon on the second day of the 2022 Toronto International Film Festival. I'm at the Hyatt Regency Toronto, where TIFF's Press and Industry Centre is, pooping. Someone enters the toilet stall beside mine. … What is that noise? I…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
37. Michael Sheen's rousing speech to Wales' football team (A League of Their Own, S17E04) Stray Observations "And how have you served the realm of late, Lady Redwyne, by eating cake?" (House of the Dragon, S01E03) "What role have you played in his council, uncle,…
My love is a life taker
Today is the 22nd anniversary of Adam Riff™ dot com. I wonder how many other websites that originated on GeoCities are still active. Can Adam Riff™ outlast them all? Has it already? I turn 40 years old in less than a month.
Eyebrow Autonomy
[researching eateries in Toronto] Toronto's X-rated waffle spot is back with a new body part I assume the original ones were— Yup. Next: Anus waffles? Or expand the phallic options. Uncircumcised waffles. Larger chocolate ones. Micropenis bites.