// Toronto, Ontario, Canada How do you do, fellow marts? Toronto has a 24-hour Popeyes, but not a seven-day public transit pass. Also, what do you mean the subway doesn't begin running until 8:00am on Sundays?! Cannabis shops and notices of proposed development are absurdly…
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Zack Panther
// Toronto, Ontario, Canada It's early afternoon on the second day of the 2022 Toronto International Film Festival. I'm at the Hyatt Regency Toronto, where TIFF's Press and Industry Centre is, pooping. Someone enters the toilet stall beside mine. … What is that noise? I…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
37. Michael Sheen's rousing speech to Wales' football team (A League of Their Own, S17E04) Stray Observations "And how have you served the realm of late, Lady Redwyne, by eating cake?" (House of the Dragon, S01E03) "What role have you played in his council, uncle,…
My love is a life taker
Today is the 22nd anniversary of Adam Riff™ dot com. I wonder how many other websites that originated on GeoCities are still active. Can Adam Riff™ outlast them all? Has it already? I turn 40 years old in less than a month.
Eyebrow Autonomy
[researching eateries in Toronto] Toronto's X-rated waffle spot is back with a new body part I assume the original ones were— Yup. Next: Anus waffles? Or expand the phallic options. Uncircumcised waffles. Larger chocolate ones. Micropenis bites.
Lunatic Country Music Person
Meta's second quarter "Widely Viewed Content" report for 2022 provided a look behind the strange curtain that is stuff shared on Facebook The most-viewed post was a 2018 clip from Family Feud about a 69 joke, which had 53.2 million views. …This is not who…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
36. Sofia Coppola (What We Do in the Shadows, S04E09) Honourable Mention She-Hulk twerking with Megan Thee Stallion (She-Hulk: Attorney at Law, S01E03) Reina Reign video (Rap Sh!t, S01E08) Stray Observations Re-using Game of Thrones' theme music? (House of the Dragon, S01E02) Crabs and human flesh (House of…
Conversations held with a fetus
And the nominees for Weirdest Accent of the Summer are: • Tom Hanks – Elvis • Russell Crowe – Thor: Love and Thunder • Brian Tyree Henry – Bullet Train • Sonoya Mizuno – House of the Dragon And the nominees for Cameo of the…
Chicken Case Adidas
[watching Mo on Netflix] Who is this Asian actor? Michael Y. Kim… Oh, that's his actual beard! Look at his fucking official photos on IMDb:
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
35. HuntiNFTon Beach (Chad and JT Go Deep, S01E03) Honourable Mention Small Dong Art Show (Chad and JT Go Deep, S01E04) Stray Observations "You cannot just kill white people anymore, bro. We aren't there yet." (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S02E10) "Alexa, play Africa." [Africa music playing] (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S02E10)…