51. Soul Coughing (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E06) Honourable Mention Irma eating bruschetta (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E08) Kate and Yelena (Hawkeye, S01E05) Stray Observations "You're thinking every bit of me wants to tell this…slab of gravlax to go fuck himself." (Succession, S03E09) "Um… You…
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Get spit on by a xenomorph and chopped by a fan
Under-discussed what a great year Rebecca Hall had: starred in The Night House, directed Passing, and got to say "Kong bows to no one." [source] Adam Driver's 2021: • Jackhammers Lady Gaga on a desk in House of Gucci • Performs singing cunnilingus on Marion…
Home Is Where
// visiting my parents "Jon, you have a lot of clothes with animal faces or monster faces on them. You should stop wearing them. They will bring you bad luck." "Jon, you walk too fast. You need to walk slower. It's better for your spine."…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
50. First Kiss (PEN15, S02E15) Stray Observations "She says she can't live off…macaroni and memorial services." "Oh, wow! Poor old Eleanor Rigby wants to eat dick and drink champagne for the rest of her life instead?" (Succession, S03E08) "Oh, no. Scary Poppins is on maneuvers."…
Rings around my father's eyes
Barstool Sports Arizona Bowl, Jimmy Kimmel LA Bowl… Wasabi Fenway Bowl? PUBG Mobile New Mexico Bowl?? Myrtle Beach Bowl presented by TaxAct TaxAct Camellia Bowl TaxAct Texas Bowl TaxAct sponsors 11% of all bowl games. Idea: A pop-up restaurant that serves bowls inspired by each…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
49. NX Worries (How To with John Wilson, S02E02) Stray Observations Opening credits (Yellowjackets, S01E03) Car chase (Hawkeye, S01E03) Jack Owoc's house (How To with John Wilson, S02E02) Stray Observations "No, it's like I've gone anti-fragile. I can—I can accommodate anything. If I start second…
Funeral Potatoes
// Las Vegas, NV What even is David Copperfield's show nowadays?
American Male Wellness
// Las Vegas, NV I always regret all-you-can-eat sushi. All-you-can-eat sushi is cruel and unusual punishment. You're literally killing people with kindness. "Can I see identification?" "Uh… Shit." While cashing out chips, I discover that I left my wallet at the craps machine I was…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
48. Rogers: The Musical (Hawkeye, S01E01) Honourable Mention Architectural whirlwind of emotions (How To with John Wilson, S02E01) Stray Observations "Ow, think I need to get comfy before we get it in. Let me—ooh, that is a motherfucking areola! You see the titties on that…