Pimpers Paradise? Crackhead Chicken?
Shut the Fuck…Off?
"The culinary gangster" Gene Villiatora…
…was a contestant on Top Chef?
What being eliminated for warm daikon does to a motherfucker.
gives thanks for inspiration
Pimpers Paradise? Crackhead Chicken?
Shut the Fuck…Off?
"The culinary gangster" Gene Villiatora…
…was a contestant on Top Chef?
What being eliminated for warm daikon does to a motherfucker.
25. Salma Hayek (Black Mirror, S06E01)
Honourable Mention
Stray Observations
Shake Shack, 2019:
June is Pride month, and we're going all out to show our support for the LGBTQIA+ community!
Starting June 1st, catch us sippin' our celebratory Pride Shake – a cake batter shake dreamed up in honor of Pride. Grab this June-exclusive at all U.S. Shacks.
Our limited-edition 2019 Pride capsule collection includes a super soft tee, rainbow striped crop top, rainbow burger cap, BOMBAS Pride socks + ISLYNYC (the official jewelry sponsor of WorldPride) Burger Chain necklace.
We're pledging $25,000 to The Trevor Project. All proceeds from our retail collection will be contributed to this donation.
We'll be marching in the NYC Pride Parade on June 30th and participating in local Pride celebrations all over the country.
Shake Shack, 2023:
This June, we're celebrating Pride all month long!
Starting June 1st, guests can customize any shake by adding sprinkles for 50¢. All sprinkle proceeds will directly support PFLAG National.
In addition to our classic shake and frozen custard options, guests can also add sprinkles to our new Summer Shakes that launch on June 1st—OREO® Cookie Funnel Cake and Triple Chocolate Brownie.
24. Jaleel White (The Eric Andre Show, S06E02)
Stray Observations
(The Eric Andre Show, S06E01)
The law says cannabis can be consumed in a private dwelling or at a business that holds a license for a cannabis lounge.
The Lexi does not have a cannabis lounge license, which is why there will be no marijuana allowed in the public areas.
However, a reserved hotel room is considered a private dwelling, which is why guests can consume cannabis inside their rooms only.
Only about 22 of [64] rooms will allow cannabis consumption.
"There's definitely a lot of people there that are high … [but] I've worked really hard to make the show just as much fun for somebody who's never smoked weed," says Zabin. "That's really important to me, doing the best magic show I can, not just the best weed magic show I can."
"To me, magic and weed have always seemed to go so great together."
All that's missing is a cannabis casino.
The cannabis casino concept didn't require any additional legal considerations because customers don't gamble real money. The prizes include cannabis products or store credit.
"For instance, there's days that you come in and you spend $25, you get either a ball to go down the Plinko machine, or a pull on the roulette wheel, [or] a roll at the craps table. So you win prizes, and you can win pretty much no matter what."
So it's not a casino; it's what gyms do when you refer a friend.
[pause]
The company also recently released its own take on the McDonald's "Monopoly" game promotion where customers can win prizes like free pot for life, or a kit to grow your own cannabis plants at home.
Rory: A cannabis-friendly buffet.
23. Wedding Photo (I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson, S03E05)
Honourable Mention
Stray Observations
RT: this is maybe the ugliest shot i've ever seen on any tv show (Ted Lasso, S03E12)
HEY YAHOO! (GSN)
Premieres Monday, June 12, 2023DESCRIPTION:
Two teams compete to guess what millions of people are searching for on Yahoo!.Contestants are given the first half of a search, and then have to fill-in-the-blank based on what they think America is searching for.
Clearly, Google and Microsoft passed.
Missed opportunity for iWon.com.
Game Show Network feels like it's programmed by Mormons.
Previously on Adam Riff™ (Nov 2016):
Updated for 2023:
Musical guest: "Boycott Target" rapper.
And your host: Elon Musk.
Babylon Bee-kend Update.
AI-generated digital short.
Ronnie Downer: Disney World.
Donald S. Trumpkins.
"Greene's World / Greene's World / Tea Party time / Excellent."
"Tea Party on, Gaetz."
"Tea Party on, Marj."
Stefon Crowder.
"I'm on a Boat," but "I'm on the Court," with Neil Gorsuch, Brett Kavanaugh, and Amy Coney Barrett rapping.
Equal time:
Saturday Night Left.
Musical guest: Halle Bailey as Ariel.
And your host: Dylan Mulvaney.
Weekend Update with Trixie and Katya.
A shot-for-shot remake of "Schmitts Gay," but Bud Light.
Kristen Wiig reprises Target Lady.
Dianne Feinstein joins the Five-Termers Club.
The Lady Man.
The Ambiguously Blue Duo: Manchin and Sinema.
"Uh, I think I'll have Bernie Sanders and Maya Wiley."
"Uh… Bernie Sanders?"
"No Bernie Sanders."
"No Bernie Sanders."
"Uh, Joe Biden and Wiley."
"No Wiley. Adams."
"Okay, uh, Adams and Jessica Cisneros."
"No Cisneros. Cuellar."
Rory: Azealia Banks should be the musical guest for both.