Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

26. Dr. Flowers (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S02E01)


Stray Observations

  • ♫: Stunt N' Dozier – "Not the Thermometer Challenge [feat. Dej Rose Gold, Qwote, and Kingpin Skinny Pimp]" (P-Valley, S02E03)
  • "Oh, this just the remix from TikTok."
    "Chile, the Tiketh Toketh?" (P-Valley, S02E03)
  • "Where my chocolate-covered skrawberries?"
    "Niggah, you allergic."
    "Where my skrawberries and Benadryl, nіggah?" (P-Valley, S02E03)
  • Big Freedia (P-Valley, S02E03)
  • [applying hand sanitizer on face]
    "Niggah, that can't be right." (P-Valley, S02E03)
  • "I'm a Gummy Bear [The Gummy Bear Song]" interrupting the Mercedes Experience (P-Valley, S02E03)
  • "Aye… Don't go disrespectin' the guh, now."
    "Mm. Thank you, nіggah feminist." (P-Valley, S02E03)
  • ♫: Crime Mob – "Knuck If You Buck" (P-Valley, S02E03)
  • "Oh, he yell naw! Nineveh! Lysol her!"
    "I'm sprayin', I'm sprayin'!"
    "Lysol it all down."
    "Aw, shit. This some oil sheen." (P-Valley, S02E03)
  • ♫: Ying Yang Twins – "Wait [The Whisper Song]" (P-Valley, S02E03)
  • "Ain't nu'n wrong with fuckin' a strippah."
    "Marryin' one is when you got a problem." (P-Valley, S02E03)
  • "This bitch must be good at Super Mario Brothers the way she done skipped levels." (P-Valley, S02E03)
  • "Look, my homeboy told me 'bout this girl wit' the dіck-suckin' lips. Hell, I'm lookin' fuh the chewin' bitch. Aight?" (P-Valley, S02E03)
  • "What I'm gone say then, Keyshawn?"
    "You the poet. You like, uh, like, uh, Shake-a-spure or somethin'. Just go with the 27th thought. Hm?"
    "Aight. Aight. Bet."
    "Niggah, 'I love you'? Thass the 27th thought?"
    "Keyshawn, thass the only thought." (P-Valley, S02E03)
  • "Surprised you ain't wrapped that b¡tch yet."
    "I ain't her type."
    "What you mean, foo'?"
    "Keyshawn like 'em how I like my Air Forces – krispy white." (P-Valley, S02E03)
  • ♫: Al Green – "Love and Happiness" (P-Valley, S02E03)
  • All-brim Yankees hat (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S02E01)
  • Pokémon Game Boy cartridge (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S02E01)
  • "Kanye got you niggas wearing anything." (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S02E01)
  • "Thank you, Congressman." (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S02E01)
  • "So…is it true you started as, um, as a body double in pοrn?"
    "[while eating McDonald's] I have a big dick. No trouble getting it up, so yeah. But that came later. I started in gay peep shows."
    "Are you gay?"
    "I was at the time, but not anymore. I got bored with gay culture."
    "Why did you find it boring?"
    "They preach. I'm not interested in preaching. All I cared about was sticking my dick up their asses."
    "And then you, you lost interest?"
    "Well, they're all communists."
    "Well, I mean, not all of 'em."
    "All of them, believe me."
    "Okay, and, and you're not."
    "Me? No. No, I'm a… I'm a registered Republican. Fuck the liberal media elite, and all those Latinos stealing our jobs."
    "Ha-Have Latinos stolen a job of yours?"
    "Well, not exactly, but, I mean, look at the Academy Awards. It's all about Mexican directors and Koreans." (Irma Vep, S01E03)
  • "I don't really know how I can help a group of ghosts and their average-looking son." (Ms. Marvel, S01E03)
  • "The man who chooses family is never alone." (Ms. Marvel, S01E03)
  • "Brown Jovi does it all." (Ms. Marvel, S01E03)
  • "Fire? I gotta grab the money." (Ms. Marvel, S01E03)
  • ♫: Bon Jovi – "Livin' on a Prayer" (Ms. Marvel, S01E03)
  • Year of the Liam Neeson cameo (Obi-Wan Kenobi, S01E06)
  • </Obi-Wan Kenobi, S01>
  • "MeUndies Scrim Room" (Players, S01E05)


(The Old Man, S01E03)

  • "That's when I realized there's two kinds of Americans. The kind so determined to be better, there's no progress they believe to be out of their reach. And the other kind, the monsters so determined to be right, there is no violence they believe to be unjustified to secure their ends." (The Old Man, S01E03)
  • ♫: Refused – "New Noise" (The Bear, S01E01)
  • "Any of you Incel-QAnon-4Chan…Snyder Cut motherfuckers wanna get out of line now?" (The Bear, S01E01)
  • ♫: Serengeti and Kenny Segal – "Ajai Finale" (The Bear, S01E02)
  • ♫: Van Morrison – "St. Dominic's Preview [Live]" (The Bear, S01E02)
  • "Yo, yo, Cousin, what's up with all this gay-ass fruit?"
    "Homemade Ecto-Cooler, motherfucker." (The Bear, S01E04)


(The Bear, S01E04)

  • ♫: John Cougar Mellencamp – "Check It Out" (The Bear, S01E04)
  • "You got Latrina?" (The Bear, S01E05)
  • ♫: John Mayer – "Last Train Home" (The Bear, S01E06)
  • "This is Sufjan Stevens." (The Bear, S01E07)
  • "Fuck¡n' Piven." (The Bear, S01E07)
  • </The Bear, S01>
  • "Vought Images" (The Boys, S03E06)
  • "Bill Cosby is America's dad, and, tell you one thing, he wouldn't be caught dead in that pussy gear."
    "Lot to unpack there. Uh…"
    "The Cos. That's a real man. Holy shit, did he make some strong drinks." (The Boys, S03E06)
  • "You melted my cock ring." (The Boys, S03E06)
  • "Oh, my God, your mouth is amazing. It's like a velvet vacuum draining my balls." (The Boys, S03E06)
  • "Oh. That's so sweet. Uh, just, I got to give my asshоlе a breather. You know?" (The Boys, S03E06)

Looking ahead:

How to Build a Sex Room


We live in a society.


Characters from the Warner Bros. stable will battle it out in a new 2v2 Super Smash Bros.-inspired platform fighter called MultiVersus. [source]

According to the leaker who revealed the game ahead of schedule, fighters who are mostly finished and will join the game soon are:

Joker – DC
Raven – DC
Gizmo – Gremlins
Marvin the Martian – Looney Tunes
LeBron James – NBA
Rick – Rick and Morty
Morty – Rick and Morty
Scooby-Doo – Scooby-Doo
Daenerys – Game of Thrones
The Hound – Game of Thrones
Wicked Witch – The Wizard of Oz
Godzilla – Godzilla

The leaker was also able to confirm characters that are planned for inclusion:

Johnny Bravo – Johnny Bravo
Fred Flinstone – Flintstones
Samurai Jack – Samurai Jack
The Powerpuff Girls – Powerpuff Girls (all one fighter)
The Animaniacs – The Animaniacs (also all one fighter as far as I’m aware)
Duck Dodgers/Daffy – Looney Tunes
Scorpion – Mortal Kombat
Ben 10 – Ben 10
Ted Lasso – Ted Lasso [source]

No TNT or TBS representation.

Kenny Omega and Murr vs. Chuckster and Isles.

Worldwide hoodie with the mask outside


The Resistance.

Oh, and look who's buried on the speaker line-up page:

You'd think they could book a nicer hotel than The Mirage. No chance any of these speakers are staying there.


The Twin Creeks Steakhouse at the Silverton casino just launched an ongoing "Stakes Are High" promotion.

Order the Creekstone Farms Tomahawk (sliced for two to share) and a tableside cart will show up, giving you the opportunity to roll three dice.

Depending on the results, you could receive a discount on your meal or a free dessert. [source]

Any die with a five: Guest will receive a free dessert
Three ones: 10 percent off [$175] Tomahawk entrée
Three twos: 20 percent off Tomahawk entrée
Three threes: 30 percent off Tomahawk entrée
Three fours: 40 percent off Tomahawk entrée
Three fives: 50 percent off Tomahawk entrée, and a free dessert
Three sixes: 100 percent off Tomahawk entrée [source]

The odds for all the discounts are the same?

By Odin's Fade

How are three out of four original members of The Pharcyde not The Pharcyde?

2013:

Two former members of the hip-hop group The Pharcyde cannot invoke that act's name when they tour as Bizarre Ride, a federal judge ruled.

Romye Robinson, Imani Wilcox, Trevant Hardson and Derrick Stewart, formed The Pharcyde in 1989.

Stewart, better known to fans as Fatlip, left the group in 1997, and Hardson, aka Slimkid3, did the same in 1999.

Hardson later agreed in a settlement-dissociation agreement that he would not use the name The Pharcyde in any commercial manner except "to make public reference to himself as formerly of The Pharcyde," according to the ruling.

Hardson acknowledged in the agreement that Robinson and Wilcox were the exclusive owners of the name and had the exclusive right to use the Pharcyde name.

In 2008, the four original group members embarked on a reunion tour. A tour agreement provided that Robinson and Wilcox still retained the exclusive right to the Pharcyde name, and that Hardson and Stewart reserved the right to refer to themselves as "formerly of the Pharcyde."

Damn, so Fatlip and Slimkid3 can't legally refer to themselves as "The Pharcyde," even when performing with Imani and/or Bootie Brown.

Bootie Brown could open for The de facto Pharcyde as The Pharcyde.

Schmooche Cat and Spaceboy Boogie X are also former members of The Pharcyde.

The Far Side (Formerly of The Pharcyde) with special guests The Pharcyde and The Pfar Seid (Also Formerly of the Pharcyde).

Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

25. Darth Vader vs. Reva fight (Obi-Wan Kenobi, S01E05)


Stray Observations

  • Jeff Bridges vs. agent fight (The Old Man, S01E01)

Stray Observations

  • Mormon family (Dark Winds, S01E02)
  • ♫: DJ Chose – "THICK [P-Valley Remix feat. Kayykilo]" (P-Valley, S02E02)


(P-Valley, S02E02)


(P-Valley, S02E02)

  • "But I highly doubt that these niggahs gone come out in the middle of a pandemic and vote fuh yo' cracker brother… Who the only cracker to vote fuh. Chile, they ain't even got a Club cracker on the menu. Just Ritz." (P-Valley, S02E02)
  • [nails clicking] "Round of applause, bіtch." (P-Valley, S02E02)
  • ♫: Patrice Woodbine – "Where the Blessings Reside" (P-Valley, S02E02)
  • "Niggah, you finish cryin'?" (P-Valley, S02E02)
  • "You talkin' 'bout missin' some dick. Amazon just delivered it to yo' do'." (P-Valley, S02E02)
  • Gold hearse (P-Valley, S02E02)
  • Megan Thee Stallion (P-Valley, S02E02)
  • "We might have to go Django a bіtch." (P-Valley, S02E02)
  • Uncle Clifford bust cake (P-Valley, S02E02)
  • "'Life is like cocaine. It can be blowed at any minute.'" (P-Valley, S02E02)
  • ♫: Shawnna – "Gettin' Some" (P-Valley, S02E02)
  • ♫: Beyoncé – "7/11" (P-Valley, S02E02)
  • "Chile, if Diamond can do that without touchin' you, jus' thank what that dick can do." (P-Valley, S02E02)
  • ♫: Valerie June – "Stay" (P-Valley, S02E02)
  • "He chairs the Fossil Fuels Group which controls the CIA's purse strings. Which means Thorn is the Big Tuna. Um, Bill Parcells, who is, uh, a football coach. An American football coach."
    "I know who the Big Tuna is." (The Man Who Fell to Earth, S01E07)
  • "What did I tell you? To accomplish this mission…"
    "I have to see the world through their eyes."
    "And what do you see?"
    "Road rage and pοrn." (The Man Who Fell to Earth, S01E07)
  • "The whole network on Earth is a shared belief in things that aren't true. So, learn to lie. Big lies and little lies. Lies will be your best friend. And while you're there, try sulking and working a mood. Just saying."
    "Which lies should I choose? They are infinite."
    "No. They're astonishingly specific. The best lie is the lie they need. Reaffirm their idea of themselves. They'd rather believe the pretty thing. Be the pretty thing." (The Man Who Fell to Earth, S01E07)
  • </Barry, S03>
  • "I'll be honest. I have an…addiction issue."
    "Well, happens to the best of us."
    "Crack."
    "Crack?"
    "I've been…off crack for a full 24 hours."
    "Oh, great! That's the first step." (Irma Vep, S01E02)
  • ♫: Mase – "Feel So Good" (Ms. Marvel, S01E02)
  • Crash Bandicoot? (Ms. Marvel, S01E02)
  • "No Snapchatting in the masjid!" (Ms. Marvel, S01E02)
  • "Wait, is this Swet Shop Boys?" (Ms. Marvel, S01E02)
  • "I like Baazigar…" (Ms. Marvel, S01E02)
  • "Is it Eid again?" (Ms. Marvel, S01E02)
  • "Who taught you to drive? Bowser?" (Ms. Marvel, S01E02)
  • "The Mosque Bros. never respect the halal gap." (Ms. Marvel, S01E02)
  • "The Converts."
    "Technically, the Reverts." (Ms. Marvel, S01E02)
  • "Illumin-Aunties" (Ms. Marvel, S01E02)
  • "Was she Latina? I'm sorry. I'm supposed to say Latinx now, right?" (Ms. Marvel, S01E02)
  • "Do you have a favorite food?"
    "Ice cream pizza."
    "Is that two foods or one food?"
    "One. I put ice cream on pizza."
    "Did someone say ice cream pizza?"
    "Now just think of a nice plate or bowl of ice cream pizza." (Ms. Marvel, S01E02)
  • "Elizabeth Taylor."
    "Oh, I love Liz. That was a fun night." (The Offer, S01E10)
  • </The Offer, S01>
  • "How will Buffalo Wild Wings feel when they put in this hotshot player and he loses 'cause he doesn't have experience?" (Players, S01E01)
  • "This works exactly like any team. It's no different than pro basketball."
    "Okay, but we're different than the Kings. Like, we want to win." (Players, S01E01)
  • "I slept on that couch for almost three years, which is disgusting to think about now, like, there was stuff on that couch that I…I probably can't even say on camera. Like, cum." (Players, S01E01)
  • "Oh, the memes were endless. They-they had, they had that one where-where the guy's, like, checking out that one girl, and-and the girlfriend's like, 'What?' And-and the guy was the internet, and the girl he was looking at was Organizm, and the jealous girlfriend was Guru. And they did the meme where, like, the one guy is crossing his arms, and everyone else—all his friends are like, 'Oh!' And the guy was Organizm, and the friends doing th-th-that was the internet." (Players, S01E02)
  • "I don't want the world to miss out on what you could be. 'Cause the world's already been disappointed enough with Doritos 3D." (Players, S01E03)
  • "Okay, here's another tweet: 'Cronklyn might suck but at least he isn't fucking annoying #Creamcheese.'"
    "Bet you that dude posted that from his parents' basement."
    "Seriously. Actually yeah, it says middle school on his bio, see?"
    "It says middle school?"
    "He probably does live with his parents." (Players, S01E03)
  • "It was like watching, like, a, like, a child get into the ring with, like, Floyd Mayweather. And Floyd Mayweather didn't hold back, he was just, like, beating the shit out of this kid." (Players, S01E03)
  • "Uh, you want something to drink?"
    "Yeah, I'll just have a Car Bomb." (Players, S01E03)
  • "'You guys can have whatever you want.' And I was like, 'Let's test this guy.' I-I want a chalupa—I don't just want a chalupa from Taco Bell down the street. I want a chalupa from Taco Bell Cantina. And the closest one is in Las Vegas. So I'm like, 'This guy, if he really wants to show me, he's gonna have to pull out his phone, pay some Postmates guy to drive from Las Vegas.'" (Players, S01E04)
  • "If you've been eating Taco Bell your whole life, thinking, 'This is as good as it gets,' you've obviously never been to a Taco Bell Cantina."
    "It is a non-negligible step up from regular Taco Bell." (Players, S01E04)
  • "Kyle and April and Guru, they weren't as impressed by the glitz and the glam. April doesn't even like Mexican food that much." (Players, S01E04)
  • </Rat in the Kitchen, S01>
  • "'Congrats from Lindsey Graham.' He's such a gooch-licker." (The Boys, S03E05)
  • "I've already got commitments from the orangutan from Dunston Checks In and the capuchin from Outbreak." (The Boys, S03E05)

YASCAR


SNOWFLAKE MOUNTAIN (NETFLIX)
Premieres Wednesday, June 22

Ten spoiled young adults experience nature without a parental safety net.

FBOY ISLAND (HBO MAX)
Returns Thursday, July 14

The new season will see the return of some familiar faces and a bombshell twist that changes everything.

MORMON NO MORE (HULU)
Premieres Friday, June 24

A docu-series following two married Mormon moms who fall in love and leave the faith. What will it be like to co-parent their combined seven children with their ex-husbands?

Cheetos Deja tu Huella

June 6:


June 9:

Hulu has ordered four new food series from David Chang's Majordomo Media.

Drag Me to Dinner
In each episode, two pairs of visionary Queens go wig-to-wig in a competition to throw the coolest themed dinner party on a dime.

Burning Men
In this bracket-style competition series, we pit pepper growers against one another in a fight to prove whose creation is hottest.

Chefs vs. Wild
In each episode, two world-class chefs will be dropped into the wilderness where they'll survive and forage enough wild ingredients to create a five-star meal.


June 13:


Also June 13:

Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

24. Property Brother Fight Reel / Lesbian vs. Property Brother Fight (Girls5eva, S02E08)


Honourable Mention

  • Kamala and Bruno Visual Texting (Ms. Marvel, S01E01)
  • The-Seven-Themed Dildos Fight (The Boys, S03E04)

Stray Observations

  • "The Anthean god is progress, efficiency. That's what we worship. Have we ever stopped to ask…to what end? Humans do. They ask that in every moment. Every interaction. Every sunrise. Because their God is meaning. Dinner together, meaning. A father's touch, meaning. A mother's strength, meaning. At the beginning of this transmission, I asked, 'How is humanity beneficial to anything? Where does it fit in the universe?' Now I know. Find meaning in the moment and the moment can become eternal. Humanity is quantum. Humanity is jazz. And, wife…it is beautiful." (The Man Who Fell to Earth, S01E06)
  • Suburb to beach transition (Barry, S03E07)
  • Katya Zamolodchikova lip-synching to David Guetta's MLK remix (Ziwe, S02E06)
  • </Ziwe, S02>
  • "Everyone lies about their addictions. Otherwise there'd be no films." (Irma Vep, S01E01)
  • Conspicuous trench coat (Obi-Wan Kenobi, S01E04)
  • "Are you inviting me to play Smash Bros.? Because if so, I'm busy."
    "Don't hate the player, hate the game."
    "The thing is I do hate the game, though." (Ms. Marvel, S01E01)
  • "I'm gonna give you a task. I want you to go home. Not right now, but after school. Then you're gonna look yourself in the mirror and ask yourself, 'Kamala, who is that girl I see staring straight back at me?'"
    "You're reciting lyrics from Mulan."
    "I am, I am."
    "You are." (Ms. Marvel, S01E01)
  • "Flying vultures in Armani suits buying up the whole neighborhood."
    "Maybe we'll actually get a Halal Guys this time."
    "They charge you for extra sauce at Halal Guys." (Ms. Marvel, S01E01)
  • ♫: Sinkies – "Hot Sugar" (Ms. Marvel, S01E01)


(Ms. Marvel, S01E01)


(Ms. Marvel, S01E01)


(The Offer, S01E09)

  • </The Staircase, S01>
  • "So you got weird toes. So what? Toes are like a basketball team. It's five of 'em, and everybody's doing their own thing. See the little white one? That's Steve Nash." (Girls5eva, S02E08)
  • "Ms. Solano, you are the youngest pregnant woman in our entire system."
    "How is that even possible?"
    "It's New York City. [chuckles] The average 38-year-old only owns a laptop and two Amy's frozen burritos." (Girls5eva, S02E08)
  • "Well, we'll get her a STEM tutor – you know, selfies, TikToks, emojis, and memes?" (Girls5eva, S02E08)
  • ♫: Ingrid Michaelson – "New York City Moms" (Girls5eva, S02E08)
  • "Sheawn Last Name Unknown" (Girls5eva, S02E08)
  • "I think you and I could maybe work because Sandra Bullock's with a children's birthday photographer."
    "I like you, too, Wickie. But you're a star, like Vin Diesel or the Monopoly top hat." (Girls5eva, S02E08)
  • I've only ever said this to a golf cart I thought contained Billy Porter, but… [softly] I love you." (Girls5eva, S02E08)
  • "We'll meet you in every city that has good ramen." (Girls5eva, S02E08)
  • </Girls5eva, S02>
  • "Is your idiot brain getting fucked by stupid? It's not rhetorical." (The Boys, S03E04)
  • "What did you give her?"
    "A little respect, Stan. Something you should've given me."
    "What good would that do? Where would it even go but to the bottomless, gaping pit of insecurity you call a soul?" (The Boys, S03E04)
  • "You are not worthy of my respect. You are not a god. You are simply bad product." (The Boys, S03E04)
  • "That ain't a lab. It's a military compound."
    "Russian military compound. Be like storming a Baja Fresh."
    "Baja Fresh ain't shooting us with AK-47s on full auto, motherfucker." (The Boys, S03E04)
  • "Red Dawn, motherfucker." (The Boys, S03E04)
  • "Rocky IV, motherfucker." (The Boys, S03E04)