Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

15. Welcome to Jackass (WWE WrestleMania 38, 03 Apr 2022)


Stray Observations


(WWE WrestleMania 38, 03 Apr 2022)

  • "Jerry, what the hell do I do about Kareem? It's a brick wall."
    "Well, don't offer him any pork." (Winning Time, S01E05)
  • "You'll feel it when you're getting fisted." (Winning Time, S01E05)
  • "You know what they say about Wood, right?"
    "What?"
    "Word on the street, dude cut the skin off his own dick."
    "Ooh!"
    "I heard that, too. Circumcised his own self with a rock and a razor." (Winning Time, S01E05)
  • "I would just like to speak to everybody in the same room at the same time. 'Cause, once upon a time, I had three daughters."
    "Mm, it's not that hard."
    "Once upon a time, I had three children."
    "I'm not a child anymore."
    "Once upon a time, I had three offspring cunt trophies who used to interact with me, and now they only interact with their screens." (Better Things, S05E07)
  • "Richard, I will meet you later at the Regal Beagle. I am getting a call now from Mr. Roper." (Better Things, S05E07)
  • "Okay… Uncle Faggot will see you tonight at the gay party!" (Better Things, S05E07)
  • Asian supermarket (Better Things, S05E07)
  • A fish named Gefilte (Better Things, S05E07)
  • "I have to tell you something. Remember back to school specials? Remember? Honey… She didn't have mono."
    "What?"
    "She was eating banana sandwiches. With mayonnaise." (Better Things, S05E07)
  • "So after that, you're attending the LA River cleanup, where they'd love for you to drink just a little cup of water." (Mr. Mayor, S02E04)
  • [Rat Corpses]
    "That gets its own bucket?" (Mr. Mayor, S02E04)
  • "People who wear beads can go to law school." (Mr. Mayor, S02E04)
  • "Jayden doesn't have the raw animosity to convincingly pass as a Scorpio."
    "You can do this, Jayden. Just, like, everyone you talk to is the person who canceled Ducktales."
    "Expressing anger already. Classic Scorpio."
    "You think you're so smart, it's embarrassing! You need to start thinking about what I want to do with my Saturdays, not steal my joy like some sort of corporate Magica De Spell." (Mr. Mayor, S02E04)
  • "Jayden, did you get that Scorpio duty done like we had communicated about?"
    "Uh, no, not yet."
    "Okay, Jayden, I mean, let's do it before her water breaks, okay?" (Mr. Mayor, S02E04)
  • "I also own a biker bar in WeHo as Big Butch Betty Bodean."
    "Oh, no."
    "It was a different time in comedy." (Mr. Mayor, S02E04)
  • "Stay. Tuned. For. Sexy. Cop. Trash." (Mr. Mayor, S02E04)
  • "I wish I could just read something, but this superintendent is out to get me. He's gonna be throwing curves like that lady gym." (Abbott Elementary, S01E12)
  • "Yeah, discretionary funds can be used to nurture students artistically so they can grow up and do that graffiti that bougie people don't get mad at."
    "You mean a mural?" (Abbott Elementary, S01E12)
  • "No. Y'all not about to rush me out of here like I'm Lil Mama at the VMAs." (Abbott Elementary, S01E12)
  • "And it's not like y'all been making it rain up in here. We've been taking appetizer money and giving these kids a charcuterie experience." (Abbott Elementary, S01E12)
  • "Did you… Did you shake someone down for me?"
    "I shook someone down for us." (Abbott Elementary, S01E12)


(Moon Knight, S01E02)

  • "It's a paperweight."
    "Where'd you get it?"
    "Paperweight shop." (Moon Knight, S01E02)
  • Mandarin? (Moon Knight, S01E02)
  • "Would she kill a child for something they might do in 30 years?"
    "I'm glad you mentioned that. Sometimes, the cure is a little taste of the disease. The difference between medicine and poison sometimes is only dosage. Consider a diseased limb. Amputation, horrific and grotesque, is necessary for the larger health."
    "But the child is not a diseased limb. Sorry, is that…? Is that what…? You're all into that, like, killing children and that? Maybe that's just me, but that's… I kind of draw a line there at child murder." (Moon Knight, S01E02)
  • "You're in the wrong ends, mate." (Moon Knight, S01E02)
  • "Wagwan!" (Moon Knight, S01E02)
  • "I got a son that puts white people above their father and money before God." (Snowfall, S05E08)


Background (Snowfall, S05E08)

  • "Your life is my failure." (Snowfall, S05E08)
  • Fredo kiss (Snowfall, S05E08)
  • "Things could be worse. You could be living in Missouri." (Tokyo Vice, S01E02)
  • "Fuck¡ng love manga."
    "Really?"
    "Yeah. Dragon Head? So good."
    "Do you know 20th Century Boys?" (Tokyo Vice, S01E03)
  • "Joyce, I got reporters calling me from everywhere — from the San Francisco Chronicle, from the Philadelphia Inquirer."
    "That's a lesser paper." (Minx, S01E07)
  • "There are no coincidences. Chairman Mao taught me that." (Minx, S01E07)
  • "You really think we're gonna be sitting here in 40 years talking about Goldie Hawn?"
    "Not just her, her children. She's going to start an empire."
    "That's not a world I want to live in." (Minx, S01E07)
  • "Were we slave owners?"
    "No, we— Do you see any slaves in our backyard?"
    "Mr. Pedro."
    "Mr. Pe—? No, I pay Mr. Pedro." (Atlanta, S03E04)
  • "Did you get your results back?"
    "69% Ashkenazi Jew, baby!"
    "You're Jew? Eh, you're Jewish?"
    "The world can finally know. We were slaves, too."
    "The Austro-Hungarians were slaves as well."
    "Come on, Marshall. That was like a million years ago." (Atlanta, S03E04)


(Atlanta, S03E04)

  • "You honestly want my advice?"
    "Uh, yes."
    "Look, man, I grew up with Black women."
    "Right. I figured."
    "The only thing you can do is say you were wrong and give her as much money as you can. She'll probably want to meet with you one-on-one, cut you down a bi—"
    [cut to asking white co-workers for advice] (Atlanta, S03E04)


Changing skin color (Atlanta, S03E04)

  • "This could have easily happened to you."
    "I'm Peruvian. This would never happen to me."
    "Per— You were white yesterday!" (Atlanta, S03E04)
  • "I have a feeling we're in the same boat, Marshall." « S03E01 (Atlanta, S03E04)
  • "Confession is not absolution." (Atlanta, S03E04)
  • "I've got other things I could do tonight, Diana. I've got a really massive shit brewin'. I could sit and read a book and birth that beauty." (Slow Horses, S01E03)
  • </Severance, S01>

Archduke Metallica

This will be the first time F1 cars will race on the iconic Las Vegas Strip, with the circuit sweeping past famous hotels and casinos.

The 14-turn track will run for 3.8 miles (6.12km) with top speeds expected to hit around 212mph (342km/h).

So, uh, who is paying to fix the streets? Because…

Idea: A racing video game with everyday obstacles like: speed humps, bicyclists, steel plates, illegally-parked Amazon Prime trucks, cars slowing down for a cop who pulled someone over, et cetera.

The Morbius Discord Community

Hi! I'm Canden Webb, a creative, saved by grace and successfully abstinent for over 12 years. I started offering training in the area of purity because I noticed women in the church being ignored when it comes to sexually destructive behaviors.

I've had my share of sexual experiences – same sex experimentation, sexual fantasies, taking termination of pregnancy meds, lust, porn, losing my virginity, masturbation – you name it! Through it all, I've learned that God is so faithful.

Let's face it – Singleness and sexual purity are downright challenging to navigate! As a Purity Coach, I provide modern purity resources and teach women to live guilt-free lives without compromise.

So…she hasn't had an orgasm in over 12 years whilst failing at dating and relationships?

A masterclass in only living once.

Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week


14. Will Smith slaps the shit out of Chris Rock (The 94th Academy Awards, 27 Mar 2022)


Honourable Mention

  • Elle Fanning re-creates Lea Michele's emotional Glee scene (The Girl From Plainville, S01E01)

Stray Observations


(Winning Time, S01E04)

  • "Aight, look. Cap too dignified to do him-damn-self, but somebody gotta do it. Norm, what you say, brother?"
    "Don't look at me. I got a ménage à trois lined up, so…" (Winning Time, S01E04)
  • "Just tellin' you the truth, how real friends do."
    "We ain't friends! You just some chick I used to hit!" (Winning Time, S01E04)
  • "You don't have family. You have fallout." (Winning Time, S01E04)
  • ♫: Pastor T.L. Barrett and the Youth for Christ Choir – "Nobody Knows" (Better Things, S05E06)
  • "So, you're good with it? It was pretty…"
    "Yeah. Uh, you know… Looks like the rest of the series." (Better Things, S05E06)
  • "You have any notes, or any thoughts?"
    "It's a network show." (Better Things, S05E06)
  • "Mom, I'm watching a Brian De Palma movie. Call me later." (Better Things, S05E06)
  • "Yeah, I've been matched with so many lovely ladies."
    "Cool, cool, being a man seems cool." (Mr. Mayor, S02E03)
  • "Looks like they got some cool stuff in the back there. I'm seeing Corn Nuts, washer fluid, fake Academy Awards for people with common Western names…" (Mr. Mayor, S02E03)
  • "I just hate that my photo is being used to catfish people and that the name of my favorite fish now means something so dark." (Mr. Mayor, S02E03)
  • "Well, I happen to be in town shooting a commercial for the new Depends thong." (Mr. Mayor, S02E03)
  • "How do I know that you're not a bot?"
    "Maybe send me a bunch of pictures and have me click on all the stop signs." (Mr. Mayor, S02E03)
  • "Which Sex and the City character are you?"
    "Easy. Magda." (Mr. Mayor, S02E03)
  • "Now, those aren't Boomer rules, right? Boomers don't have a year to waste."
    "Don't lump me in with your Big Chill generation. I'm technically a Gen X preemie." (Mr. Mayor, S02E03)
  • "I texted the Trivago guy and then Brett."
    "Hey, man, 'Trivago Guy passed' are my three favorite words." (Mr. Mayor, S02E03)
  • "A medication I'm also on, but for wake apnea." (Mr. Mayor, S02E03)
  • "So he knew you and was like…'more'?" (Abbott Elementary, S01E11)
  • "Heyyy. There's my guy."
    "Black?!"
    "It's actually pronounced 'Zach.'" (Abbott Elementary, S01E11)
  • "Squeal, and you can Dipset like Cam'ron." (Abbott Elementary, S01E11)
  • Janine struggling with a Capri Sun straw (Abbott Elementary, S01E11)
  • "Wait, you never dreamed of just doing one thing?"
    "Sure, I have. But a dream can be a distraction just as easy as it can be a goal." (Abbott Elementary, S01E11)
  • "I've done everything I possibly can to make my phone think I'm 22. I haven't used capital letters in years." (Abbott Elementary, S01E11)
  • "Sweet baby Jesus, and the grown one, too!" (Abbott Elementary, S01E11)
  • "You are not one of them. You are not a Jojo Sea-bass."
    "You mean JoJo Siwa?"
    "I don't know what I mean, Janine." (Abbott Elementary, S01E11)
  • "You got this, Janine."
    "Don't… Don't say that. I don't believe that she does." (Abbott Elementary, S01E11)
  • "I forget that black people can also be annoying." (Abbott Elementary, S01E11)
  • "Desking's deaded." (Abbott Elementary, S01E11)
  • "Oh, bollocks." (Moon Knight, S01E01)
  • "Well, Steven Grant of the gift shop…" (Moon Knight, S01E01)


(Moon Knight, S01E01)

  • "I'm sorry about the cupcake." (Moon Knight, S01E01)
  • "I'll have the best bit of the… The steak. That's the bit that I want."
    "The center-cut's fillet. And how would you like that?"
    "Good, yeah. Very good. Very good. Yeah."
    "I'll… I'll put you for 'well done.'" (Moon Knight, S01E01)
  • "Do you know Ammit?"
    "Do I know Ammit…? No, not personally." (Moon Knight, S01E01)
  • "But she was betrayed."
    "Was she?"
    "By indolent fellow gods. By even her own avatar."
    "Avatars. Blue people. Love that film."
    "By avatar, what I mean…"
    "You mean the anime?" (Moon Knight, S01E01)
  • "Steven Grant of the gift shop, give me the scarab and you won't be torn apart." (Moon Knight, S01E01)


(Snowfall, S05E07)

  • ♫: Ann Peebles – "I Can't Stand the Rain" (Snowfall, S05E07)
  • "Got any good churros today?" (Halo, S01E02)
  • "Yeah, um, I'm actually a natural staple remover." (Minx, S01E05)
  • "Those chocolate dicks are not gonna hold up in the sun." (Minx, S01E05)
  • "What about a celebrity interview?"
    "Ooh, Bella Abzug. I bet she has some stories to tell."
    "Sexy stories?"
    "Maybe." (Minx, S01E06)
  • "Any, uh, U.K. artists we should be listening to?"
    "Uhh, have you heard Slowthai?"
    "No."
    "Uh, K-Trap? He's pretty dope."
    "Mm-mm."
    "Um, 21 Savage?"
    "Yeah, we know him." (Atlanta, S03E03)
  • "They got their own Nando's." (Atlanta, S03E03)
  • "Black guys love Asian women." (Atlanta, S03E03)
  • "Wow. Your hairline's intense, bro."
    "I'm afraid of what it'll look like if I shave it all off. I don't know. Maybe I got the juice to pull it off. What do you think?"
    "Mm, I don't know. I feel like, uh, that's more easily pulled off by white men that are assumed to be dangerous, right? Like, uh, Jason Statham. Like, uh, Bruce Willis. The Rock. Um, same reason why black dudes can do it as well. Um, but I feel like you… The best hope for you is probably, like, Moby. But, you know…"
    "Everybody hates Moby." (Atlanta, S03E03)
  • "Hello, people of color." (Atlanta, S03E03)

» "This piece has such a deep, deep sadness about it."

(Atlanta, S03E03)

  • "So, um, you're telling me there was a…a wet, ashy, naked nigga that broke into your house, right? Hey, how he wet and ashy, man?" (Atlanta, S03E03)
  • "White kids be scamming all the fuck¡ng time. Hell you think TikTok is? Shit, black kids need to scam more." (Atlanta, S03E03)
  • Jai Paul (Atlanta, S03E03)
  • "Racism and capitalism, hard to separate, isn't it?"
    "Hmm. Yeah, because something only has value if, uh, something else has less value."
    "Yeah, I feel like anywhere you can buy a can of Coke, some type of racism's going down there."
    "Hmm. What about Taco Bell? Does that…"
    "No, they only do Pepsi."
    "Pepsi, that's…"
    "No racism."
    "That's right." (Atlanta, S03E03)
  • "Your outie knows a beautiful rock from a plain one." (Severance, S01E08)
  • "Yeah, the egg bar is coveted as fuck." (Severance, S01E08)
  • "'Our job…is to taste free air. Your so-called boss may own the clock that taunts you from the wall.'"
    "But, my friends, the hour is yours. Page 197 slaps." (Severance, S01E08)
  • ♫: Mick Jagger – "Strange Game" (Slow Horses, S01E01)
  • Gary Oldman farting himself awake (Slow Horses, S01E01)
  • "Moscow rules, watch your back. London rules, cover your arse." (Slow Horses, S01E01)
  • "Bringing you up to speed is like trying to explain Norway to a dog." (Slow Horses, S01E01)

I do not call in gay

This is more "boxing plus celebrities," no?

What was the undercard?

Lamar Odom's ex Sabrina Parr vs. Ronnie from Jersey Shore's ex Jenn Harley, and Kimbo Slice's son vs. Bachelorette contestant Iggy Rodriguez.


Verging on unauthorized.


How you go from Kid 'n Play and Treach to Omarosa and Caitlyn Jenner?


[browsing Wrestlecon 2022 guests]

as a society we've outgrown the need for comedians

I can't get enough of loglines for international Netflix programming.

WILD ABANDON (NETFLIX)
Premieres Wednesday, March 30

DESCRIPTION:
In the haze of a midlife crisis, an architect begins living a double life as a punk.

TOMORROW (NETFLIX)
Premieres Friday, April 1

DESCRIPTION:
Made half-human and half-spirit by accident, a young man is employed by a company of grim reapers in the underworld.

FURIOZA (NETFLIX)
Premieres Wednesday, April 6

DESCRIPTION:
A policewoman makes her ex-boyfriend an offer he can't refuse: Either he infiltrates and informs on a gang of hooligans, or his brother goes to jail.

THE MARKED HEART (NETFLIX)
Premieres Wednesday, April 6

DESCRIPTION:
A man hell-bent on exacting revenge on the organ trafficking organization that murdered his wife becomes involved with the woman who received her heart.

HARD CELL (NETFLIX)
Premieres Tuesday, April 12

DESCRIPTION:
Events planner-turned-women's prison governor Laura Willis documents the thrills and spills of life behind bars.

HE'S EXPECTING (NETFLIX)
Premieres Thursday, April 21

DESCRIPTION:
When a successful ad executive who's got it all figured out becomes pregnant, he's forced to confront social inequities.

THE 7 LIVES OF LEA (NETFLIX)
Premieres Friday, April 22

DESCRIPTION:
After finding a young man's remains, Léa wakes up in the '90s and body swaps seven times as she tries to solve the mystery of his death — and prevent it.


Meanwhile, on BBC Three:

THE FAST AND THE FARMER-ISH

DESCRIPTION:
Teams of petrol heads pitch their souped-up tractors against each other in challenges that put their driving skills and vehicle power to the test. Who will take the tractor trophy?

Horse Funeral

Nelson Mandela Family to Release "Mandelaverse" Metaverse Project
The "Mandelaverse" will include four NFT collections and a holographic gala hosted in Los Angeles later this summer

The first NFT collection will include 100 silver and gold tokens, with coins granting access to the "Mandelaverse Gala." The holder of one gold coin will also be eligible for a trip to Johannesburg, South Africa, which comes with a private safari.

"My father was a great champion of education and believed it was the most powerful weapon we could use to change the world. Web 3.0 holds the promise of a decentralized, community-driven paradigm shift that will allow a new generation to democratize and restore the power of creators," Princess Zenani Mandela Dlamini said.

???

Other projects expected to come from the Mandelaverse IP are expected to include works across TV and film, including a documentary about Mandela's legacy and an animated series.


Tidal Wave: Jay Z, Shawn Mendes Manager, Prince Estate Chief Part of $19 Mil NFT Investment That Could Affect Music Biz

Eh.

Digital Gallery NFT Carnival and Culture Pulse Partner for 'Super Bowl of NFT Excellence' event on February 12 in LA
The three-part event will take place at Prince's former estate

Not Prince's estate estate.

Confirmed Culture Pulse creators for the event include Andy Warhol, Madoko Tagagi, Barbara Kruger, Chase Langford, John 5, Jerrod Maruyama, Lawyer Milloy, Gary Payton, Ed Ruscha, Shag, Bobby Wagner, Stephen Silver Fine Jewelers, Scott Page from Pink Floyd, Mo Bamba, Paolo Banchero & more.

Prince Estate Announces Chicago Exhibition

Prince: The Immersive Experience will debut in Chicago on June 9. The exhibition will feature 10 rooms modeled on aspects of Prince lore, including a working reconstruction of Paisley Park's Studio A, a walk-in recreation of the Purple Rain cover art, and "an audiovisual dance party designed by Prince's lighting designer Roy Bennett."

Keepin' it real.

Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

13. Defiant Jazz (Severance, S01E07)


Honourable Mention


Stray Observations

  • "You do well with the ladies in Ohio?"
    "Michigan. And, yeah, I do aight."
    "So then you know real game comes down to feelings. Get a woman feeling safe, she's yours. Sprinkle a little nice on top of that, you got a freak for life." (Winning Time, S01E03)
  • "Hang on. You should go get your diaphragm on." (Winning Time, S01E03)


(Better Things, S05E05)

  • "The homeless count is never right. L.A. doesn't have the resources to recruit, train, or equip enough volunteers for a proper count. So the city took a page from New York."
    "The Flavor of Love contestant. You mean the city. New York, City. Okay, I'm starting to feel this fifth can."
    "N.Y.C. conducts its homeless count on the coldest night of the year, when the fewest people are actually on the street, but since L.A. is never that cold, D.H.S. decided our count would be on Oscar night."
    "The day L.A. moves all the unhoused people who live near the red carpet to the city of Glendale."
    "And potential volunteers are all stuck at home with Oscar fever." (Mr. Mayor, S02E02)
  • "Why aren't you at the shelter?"
    "Um, I don't love shelters. They're not that safe, and the curfew so early, it's dehumanizing."
    "But we got rid of the Souplantation smell."
    "Oh, you really didn't. I spent the night in one of those shelters the other week, and I'm still like, 'Where's the Italian wedding?'" (Mr. Mayor, S02E02)
  • "I make a difference. I got L.A. to put MALIN+GOETZ products in the mobile showers on the Plaza, so…" (Mr. Mayor, S02E02)
  • "Like how Ceviche started pulling her eyebrows out after her sister Landline was born. She's named after her grandmother's phone." (Mr. Mayor, S02E02)
  • "Oh, thanks for coming in early."
    "No sweat. I keep my sleep schedule two hours ahead of time in case I ever take a trip to Chicago." (Mr. Mayor, S02E02)
  • "Let them live on failed sitcom sets."
    "The kitchens don't work, and it's hard to get rid of Patty Heaton vibes." (Mr. Mayor, S02E02)
  • "So is this the part in your movie where that K.T. Tunstall song starts to play?" (Mr. Mayor, S02E02)
  • "That man is in my pocket like Jay-Z after the elevator." (Abbott Elementary, S01E10)
  • "Have a cookie. They're homemade from the grocery store." (Abbott Elementary, S01E10)
  • Norm Nixon (Snowfall, S05E06)
  • "I'm not married to anything, all right? Although I am a little in love with that article on marital rape." (Minx, S01E03)
  • "Oh, my god. Jesus, Tommy!"
    "Oh, no, that's Bobby. His anus is bluer." (Minx, S01E03)
  • "How about we have a drink?"
    "Sure. Okay. Got any beer?"
    "No, I do not. I have a lovely Pouilly-Fuissé." (Minx, S01E04)
  • "I gave you my penis, and I want it back." (Minx, S01E04)
  • "We got caught, all right? There is no escape. Now, it's time to accept our fate. Besides, kind of comforting, really, once you get your mind around it. I mean, look at this. I'm folding stuff…and that's okay." (Our Flag Means Death, S01E09)
  • "So, uh, I reckon what makes Ed happy…is…you." (Our Flag Means Death, S01E09)
  • Taika Waititi and Rhys Darby (Our Flag Means Death, S01E09)
  • "Hello? Blackbeard, sir. I, um…I heard you need some assistance."
    "I'm in here. I'm in the blanket fort. The door's the blue cushion." (Our Flag Means Death, S01E10)
  • </Our Flag Means Death, S01>
  • "People fall in love, and then they move in with each other."
    "Not always. Sometimes people live very separate lives. Sometimes they live in the same lake house but actually live several years apart." (Starstruck, S02E02)
  • "I just think you should try and be in better films. I mean, Mom's given you a white first name. Use it better." (Starstruck, S02E02)
  • "He fucking Alan Rickman'd me." (Starstruck, S02E02)
  • "It's very bassy!"
    "You said your old one wasn't bassy enough!"
    "This is too much bass! Nobody needs this much bass!" (Starstruck, S02E02)
  • "'To Caleb. Dr. Kapoor wet the bed 'til he was 16."
    "Yeah, you know what? I'm actually not embarrassed by that, and understanding why that happened is actually what pushed me into medicine, so…" (Starstruck, S02E02)
  • "I-I-I'm sorry, Felix, but it sounds like George Clooney was bullying you." (Starstruck, S02E03)
  • The guy in the hat (Starstruck, S02E03)
  • "I want to be in the glass room alone." (Starstruck, S02E03)
  • "What do you want the tie to say?"
    "I'm sorry for your loss, and I can only stay for an hour max." (Starstruck, S02E04)
  • "Well, yeah, it is my taste. It is nice. So I guess that makes me a fucking kook. I guess that makes me goddamn Helena Bonham Carter." (Starstruck, S02E05)
  • "And stop saying 'feelings' so much. You sound so American." (Starstruck, S02E05)
  • "Why is it raining now? I hate your country!" (Starstruck, S02E06)
  • </Starstruck, S02>
  • "Town full of Black folk. They were almost white."
    "They were almost white?"
    "White's not a real thing, right? There's no scientific basis for it. People just…become white. It's social. White is where you are. It's when you are. Armenians are white as hell 'til they ain't. When they dammed the Chattahoochee, some refused to leave. They thought they were safe. They'd paid to be white. With enough blood and money, anyone can be white. It's always been that way. But the thing about being white is, it blinds you. It's easy to see the Black man as cursed because you've separated yourself from him. But you don't know…you're enslaved just like him. Cold whiteness. You're hypothermic. You lose logic. You see the blood…and you think someone else is bleeding. Everyone is screaming at you to turn the machine off, but you can't hear them. You can't even hear yourself saying, 'We're cursed, too.'" (Atlanta, S03E01)
  • "Since you love to dance so much, go 'head. Shoot it. Come on, shoot! You got these people up here thinking you retarded. Your ass gonna end up in them SPED classes. Now whip. Mm-hmm. Ay. Ay. Ay. Nae Nae. Come on. Hit it. Hit it! If you don't start using your common sense and acting right, these white people, they gon' kill you. Kill…you. Now do the worm." (Atlanta, S03E01)
  • Frying chicken in a microwave (Atlanta, S03E01)
  • "Um, where's the washcloth?" (Atlanta, S03E01)


(Atlanta, S03E01)

  • "Why don't you try singing a song while you work? It might make you feel better."
    "♪ I feel like I'm Gucci Mane in 2006 / All these diamonds dancing on… ♪"
    "N-No, not like that. Sing something silly, like, um… ♪ I don't want to work no more. ♪" (Atlanta, S03E01)
  • "Aw. Is Hugs your father?" (Atlanta, S03E01)
  • "All four of our children are Black, so we always make sure to tell them that the police are their friends."
    "Yeah. Hey, you know who he reminds me of in that hat? Aloe Blacc." (Atlanta, S03E01)
  • "I know being here isn't easy for you, but I am gonna love that right out of you." (Atlanta, S03E01)
  • ♫: Wilson Phillips – "The Dream Is Still Alive" (Atlanta, S03E01)
  • "These white women are gonna kill us."
    "Yeah nigga, we know!"
    "Sweet release." (Atlanta, S03E01)
  • "This city is my Jesus." (Atlanta, S03E01)
  • "All right, uh, can I get some ice with that, too?"
    "Uh, yes. Uh, cubes?"
    "Yeah, oh, cube, man. Not crushed. I don't want to…chew my water." (Atlanta, S03E02)
  • "What's with all the blackface?"
    "Blackface?"
    "Oh, nigga, stop acting like you don't know what…"
    "Ah. That's, uh, Zwarte Piet. That's, uh, for the children. It's a long tradition passed down for many generations, so… Actually, he's black because he fell down the chimney, uh, helping, uh, Saint Nicholas."
    "Okay, well, feels like Santa's slave, but I respect the rebrand." (Atlanta, S03E02)
  • Tupac (Atlanta, S03E02)
  • "Love your songs, man." (Atlanta, S03E02)
  • "Hello. Please, may I help with your…"
    "Nigga, if you don't get the fuck out my face…" (Atlanta, S03E02)
  • "Is this a nice welcome to my country?"
    "Oh, hell yeah. Holland slaps." (Atlanta, S03E02)
  • "Same ratchet-ass hoes, different-ass city." (Atlanta, S03E02)
  • "Hey, I'm-a wash my ass. You good?" (Atlanta, S03E02)
  • ♫: 2Pac – "Hail Mary" (Atlanta, S03E02)
  • "Turn the clogs around, bro, we ain't doing this sh¡t." (Atlanta, S03E02)
  • "You fuck me? I will destroy you." (Atlanta, S03E02)
  • "I need 300 pieces of fried chicken. All legs." (Atlanta, S03E02)


(Severance, S01E07)

  • "The Music Dance Experience is officially canceled." (Severance, S01E07)
  • "If you're not satisfied, I'll make them grovel until you are." (Pachinko, S01E02)
  • "Americans love games. Everything becomes one." (Pachinko, S01E02)
  • "America. I went there once."
    "How was it there?"
    "Everything. And nothing." (Pachinko, S01E02)
  • "Don't look down on her tears. She earned the right to those." (Pachinko, S01E03)
  • "I'm not under any illusion about my fate. I understand my child and I will be outcasts, that I'll have to leave the boarding house so as not to ruin my mother's business. I know all this. And yet…I…I was loved by an outcast." (Pachinko, S01E03)

Looking forward:

Ludovico Technique.