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8. Freedom! '81 (It's a Sin, S01E01)

Stray Observations

  • Ed Orgeron (Young Rock, S01E01)
  • "Rick came down when Cori passed and never left. It's been a year of him just all up in our business, man. Just throwing our swagger off as a unit, trying to get us to watch Green Book all the damn time." (Kenan, S01E01)
  • "I can't get you on Raya, man. You gotta be rich or famous or something to get on that app."
    "And I would've been both of those things if my mixtape wasn't get caught up in the courts."
    "Because you named yourself Lil Caesar."
    "It's completely different from the pizza place!"
    "But then why was your first single called 'Beatsa, Beatsa'?" (Kenan, S01E01)
  • "Are you gambling on This Is Us plot twists?"
    "Oh, yeah. This is the most dangerous game: life." (Kenan, S01E01)
  • "Mikaela Shaw doesn't get lucky. I got HPV from a pair of vintage jeans." (Mr. Mayor, S01E08)
  • "Let's have a rematch. Porgy's, tonight. Or are you dollar chicken?"
    "Bock, bock."
    "Wait, was that a yes or a no?" (Mr. Mayor, S01E08)
  • "This sub-equatorial country is home to the yellow-tailed woolly monkey and one marmalade-loving bear—"
    "Peru! 'Cause Paddington." (Mr. Mayor, S01E08)
  • "Chocolate babies." (Mr. Mayor, S01E08)
  • "Well, Nicole runs a Pilates studio."
    "Oh—oh, no, it was Pilates, but we pivoted. Now we do fairy birthday parties for adults." (Mr. Mayor, S01E08)
  • "You have been slorshing that lady for six years."
    "Well, is that a term, or are you messing with me 'cause you know I'm gonna repeat it?" (Mr. Mayor, S01E08)
  • "You know I'm LeBron, and you're, like, the Laker Vanessa Hudgens hooked up with." (Mr. Mayor, S01E08)
  • "Dad, that's a food thing. For restaurants."
    "So when I checked Cuban, Asian, and New American, that was all food?"
    "Ew, what? Okay, let's try Graya. It's like old people's Raya."
    [doorbell rings]
    "It's probably Postmates. We're gonna be eating a lot of healthy Armenian the next couple of days." (Mr. Mayor, S01E08)
  • Wii and Gamecube controllers (WandaVision, S01E07)
  • Happy Endings (WandaVision, S01E07)
  • "I promise I won't bite."
    "I actually did bite a kid once." (WandaVision, S01E07)
  • Yo Gabba Gabba (WandaVision, S01E07)

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Even Boston Sounds Amazing

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LeBron should record an original song for Space Jam 2, because the Academy will totally give him an Oscar for it.

Kobe's was a fait accompli.

Comedy Sketch Idea: Babylon Bee Comedy Jam.

Shirt Design Idea: CBDGBD. OMFUG NOTHC.

Idea: Jackbox Potty Pack. A collection of short games to play while pooping.

When you take a shit, you actually give one, no?

When you say you don't give a shit, you are constipated.

"I give a shit" = Caring is sharing poop.

Eating shit makes shit – shit ouroboros.

Toking a shit, heh.

We live in a society

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VINCENZO (NETFLIX)
Premieres Saturday, February 20

DESCRIPTION:
(from Netflix's web site) During a visit to his motherland, a Korean-Italian mafia lawyer gives an unrivaled conglomerate a taste of its own medicine with a side of justice.

Wikipedia » Vincenzo (TV series) » Synopsis »

At the age of eight, Park Joo-hyung went to Italy after being adopted. He is now an adult, and has the name of Vincenzo Cassano. He is a lawyer who works for the mafia as a consigliere.

Due to a war between mafia groups, he returns to South Korea, where he becomes involved with lawyer Hong Cha-young. She is the type of attorney who will do anything to win a case. Vincenzo falls in love with her.

He also achieves social justice by his own way.

Korean mafia consigliere simp/SJW?

Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

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7. Framing Britney Spears (The New York Times Presents, S02E06)

Honourable Mention

  • Avocado Fight (Mr. Mayor, S01E07)
  • Yo-Magic Ad (WandaVision, S01E06)

Stray Observations

  • Papyrus (Devil May Care, S01E01)


(Devil May Care, S01E01)

  • "Which way is Mexico?!" (Mr. Mayor, S01E07)
  • "This is a business problem, and solving business problems is my middle name."
    "That's beautiful. Is that Polish or…?" (Mr. Mayor, S01E07)
  • "If only the L.A. River had water in it instead of what I've been told is called pornography runoff." (Mr. Mayor, S01E07)
  • "Did you know that quinoa was originally just Beanie Baby filler?" (Mr. Mayor, S01E07)


(Mr. Mayor, S01E07)

  • Cardi B ASMR: "So now I'm gonna, like, bite these wet-ass pickles." (Mr. Mayor, S01E07)
  • "They did a really good job of photoshopping the creature from Shape of Water. Oh, no. Oh, they made you the mute lady." (Mr. Mayor, S01E07)
  • "Please leave. You smell like the bathroom at a ferry terminal." (Mr. Mayor, S01E07)
  • "No, Cardi B, don't hurt that pickle with your nails. It's a cucumber's baby. [farts]" (Mr. Mayor, S01E07)
  • "I pee a little when I laugh, so needless to say, I'm very concerned about this Who's the Boss? reboot." (Mr. Mayor, S01E07)
  • "Uh, there's been an accident, and the doctor said, 'I can't operate on this boy. He's my son,' because the doctor was a mommy!" (Mr. Mayor, S01E07)
  • "'We need to get to the root of this,' said the endangered California vole." (Mr. Mayor, S01E07)
  • "So yesterday, you said your trucks hadn't gone out all week."
    "Or are they?" (Mr. Mayor, S01E07)
  • "I'm only fidgeting like this because of my oversized genitals." (Mr. Mayor, S01E07)
  • "Avocados are back on the shelves, and Angelinos are back to being happy – on the outside."
    "I just want to thank Mayor Bremer. Now my baby's back on keto! I know, this is three months postpartum?!" (Mr. Mayor, S01E07)
  • Malcolm in the Middle (WandaVision, S01E06)
  • Kathleen Hanna (WandaVision, S01E06)
  • "Hey, there he is. The guy who almost got murdered by his own murder squad." (WandaVision, S01E06)
  • "Unleash hell, demon spawn." (WandaVision, S01E06)
  • "Kick-ass!" (WandaVision, S01E06)
  • "I only remember feeling completely alone. Empty. I just… Endless nothingness." (WandaVision, S01E06)
  • Darcy seems on the verge of cursing about her fate, but the phrase she meant to say turns into "Oh, fudge" by the time the Hex grabs her (WandaVision, S01E06)

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In the White Bitch Forest

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Did you know that a Japanese adaptation of 24 is currently airing?

Wikipedia » 24 Japan »

The series focuses on Genba Shidō, who works for the Tokyo–based Counter Terrorist Unit, his family, and a plot to assassinate Urara Asakura, who is set to become the first female prime minister of Japan.

Production of the show was allowed on the basis that 24 episodes would be presented in two seasons.

A commonly expressed concern was that the type of gun-related violence and terrorism portrayed in the American series would not be realistic in a Japanese setting, since a major terror attack had not occurred in Japan since the Tokyo subway sarin attack on 20 March 1995.

There was also concern that Toshiaki Karasawa was not the best choice to fill the role of Genba Shidō due to the age difference between him and Kiefer Sutherland at the onset of 24 in 2001 (Karasawa was 57 at time of filming; Sutherland was 34).

Idea: An "Old Man Bauer" revival of 24.

In November 2020, Fox announced a new primetime version of Name That Tune hosted by actress Jane Krakowski, which premiered on January 6, 2021.

It was filmed in Australia with American expats as contestants. [source]

Mental Samurai to shoot Season 2 in Portugal

American contestants will be flown to Portugal.

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays Fox from the swift completion of its shitty game shows.

How long until a scripted American show that's set in America films entirely in the United Kingdom with an entirely British cast? They all play Americans nowadays anyway.

Antifa Temptresses

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The Bodyguard's Hitman or The Hitman's Bodyguard's Wife's Bodyguard for the third one?

Bad Moms' Moms should have preceded A Bad Moms Christmas. You do Christmas for the third one.

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 3: Clark Griswold and Cousin Eddie spend it plotting to storm the United States Capitol.

Home Alone 3 2: Insurrectionists storm the Capitol on Kevin McAllister's first day as a senator.

Christmas Hentai

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Jon: TheraBreath is just making up mint flavours now.

Rory: Read the labels, dummy!

Rory: Mild Mint, Rainforest Mint, Invigorating Icy Mint are fresh breath oral rinse. Peppermint is maximum strength oral rinse. Clean Mint is healthy gums. Sparkle Mint is healthy smile. Tingling Mint is dry mouth. And Natural Spearmint…

Climate Pledge Arena?

Oh, it's KeyArena.

In June 2020, Amazon bought the naming rights to the arena. In a departure from usual corporate naming, Amazon dedicated the arena name to bringing attention to climate change. [source]

Bezoooooos!!!

The SuperSonics moved from Climate Pledge Arena to Chesapeake Energy Arena, named after a pioneer in fracking.

On June 28, 2020, Chesapeake Energy filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. [source]

Cold Weather Arena?

Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

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6. Fox in the M House (WandaVision, S01E05)

Honourable Mention

  • Zillow (Saturday Night Live, S46E11)

Stray Observations

  • "I want a taco trio from The Lime Truck." (Mr. Mayor, S01E06)
  • "Smile three: tucked-in lips. 'Mm. I am politely repulsed.'"
    "Yup, Simon Cowell at baggage claim." (Mr. Mayor, S01E06)
  • "And this isn't gonna go over well…"
    "Then don't say it!"
    "They always still say it." (Mr. Mayor, S01E06)
  • "There's a special place in hell for gays that encourage women not to support other women."
    "I know. It's called Bravo, and we're doing amazing on it." (Mr. Mayor, S01E06)
  • "You cheated on the test so you could go get empanadas?"
    "What empanadas, Arpi?! What empanadas?!" (Mr. Mayor, S01E06)
  • "Don't be scared. They're only ice lollies." (Mr. Mayor, S01E06)


(Desus and Mero, 4 Feb)

  • "She's gone. She didn't belong here." recap edit (WandaVision, S01E05)


(WandaVision, S01E05)

  • "Does Maximoff have an alias?"
    "No, sir."
    "No funny nickname?"
    "Not a one." (WandaVision, S01E05)
  • "That would mean she's wielding an insane amount of power."
    "Uh, she could have taken out Thanos on her own if he hadn't initiated a blitz. I mean, nobody else came close."
    "Well, I'd argue that Captain Marvel came close."
    "We are not talking about her." (WandaVision, S01E05)
  • "Lagos: For when you make a mess you didn't mean to." (WandaVision, S01E05)

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A Family That Steals Dogs

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From the writer/director of Roe v. Wade:

An Orphaned Child with a price on her head seeks refuge in a Chapel run by a beautiful Nun, but all is not what it seems. High Octane action as they flee the clutches of a Rogue CIA Agent. [source]

G.I. Nun's Ally?


Scott Adkins weighs in on video game fight scenes

Merge with Shudder and I'll consider subscribing.

Fantasia/Midnight Madness/Fantastic Fest, but a streaming platform.