9. Dick, Dick…Boom! (Euphoria, S02E07) Honourable Mention Waves (2022 NBA All-Star Game, 20 Feb 2022) Stray Observations ♫: Alex North – "Spartacus – Love Theme" (Euphoria, S02E07) "Am I everything you wished for? I would love for you to fuck me whenever and however you…

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8. No-Selling (jeen-yuhs: A Kanye Trilogy, S01E01) Honourable Mention Stand By Me (Euphoria, S02E06) Vomiting (The Righteous Gemstones, S02E07) Stray Observations "You know what I like about hospitals? They don't need to know how good of a person you are in order to take care…

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7. Striptease (The 2022 NBA All-Star Game Draft Show, 10 Feb 2022) Stray Observations Cacti (Euphoria, S02E05) "It's one of the good parts of being a woman. Even if you don't have money, you've still got something people want." (Euphoria, S02E05) "Are you sure that…

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6. And Jason Mantzoukas as Tommy Lee's Penis (Pam and Tommy, S01E02) Honourable Mention Rue's fake orgasm (Euphoria, S02E04) "Gay Lovemaking" (Family Feud, 02 Feb 2022) Stray Observations Brokeback Mountain (Euphoria, S02E04) "I feel like Rue is too lazy a person to fake an orgasm."…

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5. High School Reunion Musical (The Afterparty, S01 E01-03) Honourable Mention Apes (The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, 24 Jan 2022) Stray Observations "Why the fuck would you audition for Oklahoma?" (Euphoria, S02E03) "I love that I'm your secret." (Euphoria, S02E03) "They didn't know each…

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4. I can feel it in my plums (The Righteous Gemstones, S02E03) Stray Observations Sydney Sweeney's boobs (Euphoria, S02E02) ♫: Noah Cyrus and Lil Xan – "Live or Die" (Euphoria, S02E02) (Euphoria, S02E02) Minka Kelly (Euphoria, S02E02) Dothraki (Euphoria, S02E02) "I feel like we should…

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3. Dance, Dance (Peacemaker, S01E01) Honourable Mention Mr. Frog (Smiling Friends, S01E02) Stray Observations Blockbuster card (Euphoria, S02E01) ♫: 2Pac – "Hit 'Em Up" (Euphoria, S02E01) "You're probably fuckin' eating that ginger's ass for fuckin' oxys." (Euphoria, S02E01) "What the fuck? Are you just puttin'…

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2. Cleveland Drops (Monday Night Football, 03 Jan 2022) Stray Observations The Joker + "You're kind of like Batman or something." (Dexter, S09E09) ♫: Idles – "War" (Dexter, S09E09) Misty saving Nat from relapsing (Yellowjackets, S01E08) Poor litter-bearers (The Book of Boba Fett, S01E02) (The…

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1. Grown Ups (The Real World Homecoming: Los Angeles, S02E06) Honourable Mention ♫: A Tribe Called Quest – "Excursions" (Station Eleven, S01E07) Stray Observations "You only have leverage if I am not willing to make you talk, which, in this case, means that you have…

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Previously on Adam Riff™: 1. Cobra Kai 2. The Simpsons 3. WandaVision 4. Mr. Mayor 5. Search Party 6. WandaVision 7. The New York Times Presents: Framing Britney Spears 8. It's a Sin 9. Ginny and Georgia 10. WWE SmackDown 11. AEW Revolution 12. Zack…

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