Adam Riff™ Clips of the Year

Previously on Adam Riff™:
1. Cobra Kai
2. The Simpsons
3. WandaVision
4. Mr. Mayor
5. Search Party
6. WandaVision
7. The New York Times Presents: Framing Britney Spears
8. It's a Sin
9. Ginny and Georgia
10. WWE SmackDown
11. AEW Revolution
12. Zack Snyder's Justice League
13. Invincible
14. Made for Love
15. Jeopardy!
16. Exterminate All the Brutes
17. Chad
18. Invincible
19. Girls5eva
20. That Damn Michael Che
21. Let's Be Real
22. Ziwe
23. Bo Burnham: Inside
24. We Are Lady Parts
25. Ziwe
26. Dave
27. Flatbush Misdemeanors
28. I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson
29. Dave
30. Starstruck
31. American Horror Stories
32. Rick and Morty
33. Reservation Dogs
34. Awkwafina Is Nora From Queens
35. Reservation Dogs
36. Nine Perfect Strangers
37. Heels
38. The Premise
39. Star Wars: Visions
40. Only Murders in the Building
41. The Premise
42. Dear White People
43. Only Murders in the Building
44. Chucky
45. The Love Trap
46. South Side
47. Saturday Night Live
48. Hawkeye
49. How To with John Wilson
50. PEN15
51. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

52. Good Pho U (The Next Thing You Eat, S01E04)


Honourable Mention

  • Molly and Taurean eating appetizers (Insecure, S05E09)
  • Frank eats a turd (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E07)
  • Charlie erupts in tearful agony (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E08)

Stray Observations

  • "So where's the food? Nigga really in the mood for a quiche. You a ham, no ham? You Kosher?" (Insecure, S05E09)
  • "Hey, I read somewhere that Denver has 0.001 Black people per capita, so, for every person, there's only 0.001 Black people. You about to be a fraction, nigga." (Insecure, S05E09)
  • "Oh, no, sir. L.A. got some bomb barbecue spots."
    "Yeah, I mean, you got Woody's, Bludso's, Moo's Craft, Ray's." (Insecure, S05E09)
  • "Nah, once people have Texas barbecue, they know what's good."
    "Barbecue must not be good enough to keep 'em there." (Insecure, S05E09)
  • ♫: 6ixbuzz – "Up and Down [feat. Pressa and Houdini]" (Insecure, S05E09)
  • "Get to movin', tartare." (Insecure, S05E09)
  • "What you're doing right now, is you puttin' bad miles on your johnson. You never heard of a car have highway miles and fuckin' city miles?"
    "I never heard of miles on a johnson."
    "Right now, we got dick depreciation." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E09)
  • "Also, when I get excited, I jump up suddenly, like at a sports game or something, a little, little, little, little pee-pee escapes. I wanna wear white pants with you." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E09)
  • "Where's all this stuff come from?"
    "Most of this comes from, uh, women who died at Park La Brea Apartments." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E09)
  • "I've never had goulash."
    "Me either."
    "Nice knowing you, pre-goulash." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E09)
  • Morning Becomes Eclectic (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E09)
  • "Maybe we're not goulash guys." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E09)
  • "So my vagina has to get involved in this whole fucking thing?" (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E09)
  • "Look at this beautiful senior that I'm with." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E09)
  • "Have a vagina viewing another time." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E09)
  • "I'm not gonna get the, uh, vaginal surgery."
    "Why?"
    "Well, Susie gave me a little sneak peek and…I do not want any part of that. It was like a melted cave." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E09)
  • "Kate, you're my partner." (Hawkeye, S01E06)
  • "It worked, bro, we went to Maroon 5 instead." (Hawkeye, S01E06)
  • Hawkeye Season Grade: C
  • "I knew you couldn't host a dinner without a motive." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E07)
  • "He had me up against the wall. What was I supposed to do?"
    "Not eat a poopy!" (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E07)
  • "I'm so sorry about Frank. I can't believe he tried to feed you shit." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E07)
  • "Now I hate to say this, you know, but it is an emergency. So I'm just gonna blurt it right out. Bros before hos." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E08)
  • "I was trying to decompress my Vitruvian spine. I'm sorry!" (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E08)
  • "Don't you dare get another shamrock tattoo, you son of a bitch!" (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E08)
  • "To be fair, COVID killed your dad. I just gave it to him." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E08)
  • "Goddamn it! This is exactly what I was worried about. It's the end of the Vitruvian era! It's over!" (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E08)
  • It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season Grade: C
  • License plates (How To with John Wilson, S02E05)
  • "Hello, Lon, Baker, Bex, other assorted pieces of fucking shit." (MacGruber, S01E05)
  • "Oh, I see. So when the going gets tough, the tough run back to their floppy-dicked husbands." (MacGruber, S01E05)
  • ♫: Crash Test Dummies – "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" (MacGruber, S01E05)
  • "You have any idea what it's like to see your mother's brains splatter all over your face and cake?" (MacGruber, S01E05)
  • "Why won't you just cum on me?" (MacGruber, S01E05)
  • "Tongues intertwined, twisted, coiled liked two serpents. Like the two snakes on that medical doctor symbol." (MacGruber, S01E05)
  • "I don't close my eyes and trace Barrett's testicles with my tongue, remembering every wrinkle and pimple on yours. And I don't round the horn with my mouth and nose, hoping to helplessly fall down your rabbit hole like…Alice in the looking glass, forgetting myself, forgetting everything, becoming at once tiny and giant, losing myself in your musky, damp, verdant…life-giving earth." (MacGruber, S01E05)

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