5. The Rocketeer Pack (Shark Tank, S10E12) Stray Observations The new WWE Championship, made of "100% sustainable hemp" and "naturally fallen oak" (WWE SmackDown LIVE, 01-29-19) "Yesterday, Paul F. Tompkins made me drink two liters of split pea soup." (You're the Worst, S05E04) "But you…

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4. Daniel Bryan vs. Baby Boomers (SmackDown LIVE, 01-22-19) Stray Observations Jaboukie (Crashing, S03E01) Crystal Pepsi anachronism (Black Monday, S01E01) "Hey, Dre. Why so happy? Oh, did they just free Mumia?" (Black-ish, S05E11) Dangerous Minds + Finding Forrester (Black-ish, S05E11) "Spent Friendsgiving in Zermatt with…

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3. Backpack Kid Dance (The Good Place, S03E12) Stray Observations ♫: Cassandra Wilson – "Death Letter" (True Detective, S03E01) "I've got some big news." "Oh. What's up? Did you get a modeling job with, uh…doing some Icelandic panties or something?" (Jon Glaser Loves Gear, S02E02)…

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2. Remembering Steve Cirbus (Jon Glaser Loves Gear, S02E01) Stray Observations "I thought piña coladas might be too festive, so I got two super depressing coconuts filled with merlot." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S06E01) "Clearly, the pineapple is the slut." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S06E01) "Look, I wanted to…

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It's year 10 of this already?! 1. Undertale creator made a wrestling promo for Kenny Omega (NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 13, 4 Jan 19) Bending the rules for a slow week. Stray Observations "Derek Jeter was hitting on you? I know you don't like men, Nicole,…

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1. The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz 2. The Magicians 3. Desus and Mero 4. The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story 5. Riverdale 6. NBA: Hornets at Trail Blazers 7. Area 21 8. Ellen 9. Atlanta 10. Ash vs. Evil Dead 11….

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51. You don't like rap?! (Champaign ILL, S01E04) Stray Observations "What about reverse ketchup? Is that a thing?" "Tomatoes. What about a shoe that fucks you?" (Champaign ILL, S01E03) (Champaign ILL, S01E03) Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: Homecoming Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion:…

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50. Weezer (Saturday Night Live, S44E09) Stray Observations "Puerto Ricans drink rum, not tequila." (Escape at Dannemora, S1E04) "I feel really bad for Bryce Harper." "What, for being a fuckin' faggot?" (Escape at Dannemora, S1E04) "I wish every night that that piece of shit Pablo…

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49. First Impression (Saturday Night Live) Honourable Mention Everyone is Janet! (The Good Place, S03E10) Stray Observations "Where's our frozen yogurt gift card?" "You'll get it when the job's done. But may I recommend no toppings? That's how they get you. Yeah, it really weighs…

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48. Conan's Japanese Etiquette Lesson (Conan Without Borders: Japan, 11-28-18) Stray Observations "If you give Alex hot sesame squirts and he finds out, he may never forgive you." (Bob's Burgers, S09E08) "These names are kind of bland. 'Tuna melt'? 'Turkey pot pie'? Maybe we can…

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