Hello, my name is Jonathan, and I suffer from attention defi I woke up at noon today. Noon. I hate when I sleep past 10 o'clock in the morning. Sleep is good and all, but time is money. Then again, having too much time on…
Date Archives October 2001
What?
35-13. So Colin, would you like to suck my dick now or later? Whoo!
Metaphysical Style
Bringing a 1993 Hong Kong movie to America is the best thing Quentin Tarantino has done in a long time. I saw Iron Monkey tonight. I've seen the movie before, just not in a theater via a restored 35mm print. You can't grow up Chinese…
Song of Exultant Joy
Holy shit. Weezer hits the road again in November on the Extended Midget Tour with opening acts Tenacious D and Jimmy Eat World. I've already seen all three bands in concert several times this year, but this line-up is better than salvation. Fuckin' A. Alex…
Donkeys Can Talk, People Can Fly, and a Man Named Jesus Lives Up in the Sky!
It's not so bad being trendy Everyone who looks like me is my friend Please don't hate me because I'm trendy They're not gonna laugh at me again Let's be honest. Jonathan Yu is not tech savvy. I can't code worth shit. My website looks…
Shimmy Shimmy Shimmy Through the Break of Dawn
I've always wanted to have a building named after me. Any building. A church, a gymnasium – hell, I'll even take a strip mall. I just want to have a building named after me. I want to be immortalized in drywall. As you can see,…
T.E. COINTELPRO
"school" an interpretive drawing by doug young It's funny. Yesterday, I talked about dismemberment and today, I read Sir Gawain and the Green Knight for English class. In case you're popular, Sir Gawain is a poem about a green knight (yes, he's actually green) who…
Body Movin'
MINEOLA, N.Y. – An Afghan filmmaker was fatally stabbed, beaten and then dismembered by one of his investors who briefly kept the head in his refrigerator, police said Saturday. Jawed Wassel, 42, was killed shortly before Wednesday night's opening of his film FireDancer, said Lt….
What Would Brian Boitano Do?
Somewhere in hell, Curtis LeMay is laughing his ass off. I'm sure you've all heard the news by now: Max Keeble's Big Move bombed at the box office this weekend. No…seriously, President Bush basically declared war on Afghanistan today in an effort to please American…
Shiny Adidas Tracksuits
"Yeah well, I sing like an amputee though." "Why?" "'Cause…can't hold a note, can't carry a tune." Why do opening acts suck? I understand that main attractions don't want opening acts to overshadow them, but why bother with opening acts if they're gonna suck? At…