American football syzygy. All that's missing is— Oh, Oregon and Maryland's televised spring games are on April 29 too!
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Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
17. Ice Spice (9-1-1: Lone Star, S04E13) Honourable Mention The British Knights Miracle Commercial (Mrs. Davis, S01E01+04) Nicholas Alahverdian (Dateline, 21 Apr 2023) Stray Observations "I mean, I'm sick with grief." "Oh. You're sick with grief? Well, you might wanna put down that fish taco….
I will just focus on my private life for the time being with my remaining apes
Netflix Sports Docuseries Not Keeping Pace With F1 Full Swing made the global top 10 for just one week, and ranked among the top 10 shows in only 12 countries the week of its premiere. Full Swing should pivot to documenting the PGA Tour Bible…
Trans Ferdinand
Under-discussed design trope: Adding fangs or stakes to the title of a project involving vampires.
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
16. Yes! Movement (The Mandalorian, S03E07) Stray Observations "I can't, I can't forgive you." (Succession, S04E03) "Oh, man. He never even liked me." (Succession, S04E03) "We are highly liable to misinterpretation, so what we do today will always be what we did the day our…
Dinshittie Island
We live in a world with at least three anti-abortion coffee brands.
A bronze statue of your 8th grade teacher
1. Lol at Air's epilogue noting that Phil Knight has donated $2 billion to charity. 2. Lol at Universal attaching a trailer for Book Club: The Next Chapter to The Super Mario Bros. Movie. 3. Cringe at Barbie's "beach you off" dialogue. And before The…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
15. Have Gun, Will Travel (Beef, S01E01) Honourable Mention Eating Jackie (Yellowjackets, S02E02) Stray Observations "In Buddhism, sometimes your greatest tormentor can also be, uh, your most perceptive teacher." "That's, that's really wise. Um, hey, Buddha, nice Tom Fords." (Succession, S04E02) "I mean, I'd love…
Breeding lilacs out of the dead land
We aren't talking enough about this: Or this:
Free drug use centers
Lol at midnight screenings returning for THE SUPER MARIO BROS. MOVIE. Nintendo said, "No 3:00pm previews for our PG animated family film!" Damn… Over/under average age of 40. MCU NCU Phase One Iron Man The Super Mario Bros. Movie The Incredible Hulk Donkey Kong Country…