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Fuck, Marry, Kill: Amityville is what Disney fears when Steamboat Willie enters public domain next year. Thomas Jane in the Multiverse of Amityville.
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
12. Junkies (Swarm, S01E02+03) Stray Observations "So time heals all wounds, I guess." "It wasn't time that did it." (The Last of Us, S01E09) </The Last of Us, S01> "Sorry about that. We got distracted. Little guy was trying to unlock Princess Peach on Super…
Designated Hitler
Live like everyone wants to kill you? The Last of Us brunch, meet the John Wick: Chapter 4 omakase. Heh. Related:
The pacifying succor of pert little morals
It isn't elegant, but the designer made the "VI" work. Paramount should retroactively carve a red "V" out of the "M" in the logo for 2022's Scream, and replace the "E" in Scream 3's logo with the red "3." Scream 7 logo: Bisect the "I"…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
11. Curb Your Judaism (History of the World: Part II, S01E02) Honourable Mention The Yalta Conference (History of the World: Part II, S01E05) Benjamin Bratt reciting the bridge to "Hook" by Blues Traveler (Poker Face, S01E10) Waffle House (Saturday Night Live, S48E16) Stray Observations "Don't…
Pizza Gyoza
We live in a world with Last of Us brunches.
if ur leffen then im chillindude
Fandom Reveals This Year's Oscar Winner Predictions According to Fans Fandom, the world's largest fan platform, analyzed billions of first-party data points across its 40 million pages of content to uncover each U.S. State's pick to win. Avatar: The Way of Water is the only…
People try to snatch the credit, but can't claim the card
We're all thinking the same thing, right? Mechanized Object Designed ONLY for KISSING! This is gonna lead to incels fellating each other, isn't it? Quid pro blow.
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
10. The Anzellans (The Mandalorian, S03E01) Honourable Mention Name the best live female singer of all time. (Family Feud, 27 Feb) Stray Observations "That is such horseshit." "Flawless horseshit." (The Last of Us, S01E07) "What are you talking about, Riley? It's over." "It will be,…