8. Dirt McGirt vs. Robot Don Cornelius (Wu-Tang: An American Saga, S03E03) Honourable Mention Mac Jones (First Things First, 14 Feb) Charles Flenory (BMF, S02E06) Stray Observations "I took a series of catastrophe modules in my principal training. I'm also prepared for tidal waves, Facebook…

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7. Fun with Dick and Warren (Dick Tracy Special: Tracy Zooms In, 10 Feb) Stray Observations Cody Rhodes and Paul Heyman Get Personal (WWE Raw, 06 Feb) Stray Observations (The Last of Us, S01E04) "He's got a kid in Jacob's class, and he's handsome. He…

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6. Lisa From Temecula (Saturday Night Live, S48E12) Honourable Mention Fighting little old ladies (Poker Face, S01E05) HBO Mario Kart Trailer (Saturday Night Live, S48E12) Stray Observations "There's this one character named Mileena who takes off her mask and she has monster teeth and then…

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5. Vigilantes (Extraordinary, S01E03) Honourable Mention Kiss (The Last of Us, S01E02) Lamar emptying his colostomy bag (BMF, S02E04) Sami Zayn refuses to participate (WWE Royal Rumble, 28 Jan) Stray Observations "There is a lot of people that would say that a woman has a…

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4. Ryan Sinclair (Paul T. Goldman, S01E05) Honourable Mention First challenge (MILF Manor, S01E01) Feet person (MILF Manor, S01E01) Spielberg $1000 (Jeopardy!, 17 Jan) Stray Observations "Quick question: Aren't mail-order brides a form of sex trafficking?" (Paul T. Goldman, S01E05) "I was thinkin' we'd make…

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3. Dr. K (Paul T. Goldman, S01E04) Honourable Mention Cholo Dominik (WWE Raw, 09 Jan 23) Bugs, maggots, and roaches raining repeatedly on Kate and Cirie (The Traitors, S01E08) Stray Observations "Dang, can you blink? Is this one of those stranger things? What's your favorite…

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2. Fast as you can, slam the man (Paul T. Goldman, S01E03) Honourable Mention Bianca Belair and Alexa Bliss do Scary Movie 3 (WWE Raw, 02 Jan 23) Kenny Omega Sephiroth entrance (Wrestle Kingdom 17, 04 Jan 23) Stray Observations "I couldn't remember what the…

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1. Q Family (This Place Rules) Stray Observations "Hey, it's Wet-Ass Bussy. Tune in after the break." (Ziwe, S02E12) </Ziwe, S02> "Himeno, can you hear this up in heaven? We're playing a requiem for you." (Chainsaw Man, S01E10) </Chainsaw Man, S01> Chips Aboard! (Welcome to Chippendales, S01E07) "I am not gonna be…

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Previously on Adam Riff™: 1. The Real World Homecoming: Los Angeles 2. Monday Night Football 3. Peacemaker 4. The Righteous Gemstones 5. The Afterparty 6. Pam and Tommy 7. The 2022 NBA All-Star Game Draft Show 8. jeen-yuhs: A Kanye Trilogy 9. Euphoria 10. Wheel…

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51. Overboard (The White Lotus, S02E07) Stray Observations "Well, he was kinda…fucking his uncle." "What?" "I didn't have the heart to tell you before." (The White Lotus, S02E07) "You don't have to know everything to love someone." (The White Lotus, S02E07) Jennifer Coolidge's walk to…

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