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Morgan English was sitting on the fire escape in her Portland State University apartment, smoking weed, when she felt a pull toward a stationary bicycle.

[pause]

English owns and teaches classes for Stoned+Toned, a fitness company that blends cannabis and fitness in pursuit of community and a more pleasurable workout.

The Los Angeles-based company is among those betting big on the legal cannabis boom bringing fitness along. San Francisco is home to a "cannabis gym" that encourages visitors to light up and lift. A "Pelostoned" Facebook group has thousands of members who smoke cannabis and ride their stationary bikes.

Prerecorded classes, which range from yoga to Pilates to cycling, begin with an introduction: what the instructor is smoking, and why.

Instructors then take a hit of weed — hand-selected strains sold in local dispensaries paired with each class — and smoke on and off throughout the warmup.

The exercise, [English] said, isn't mandatory.

"If you want to lay on your mat or go grab a slice of pizza, you can do that."

"When I used cannabis in my workouts, I would find less inhibition to try something that looked really hard," Clark said. "There are some instructors that do a lot of squatting and a lot of leg-heavy movement, and without cannabis I might approach it like, 'That’s too hard, I can't do that.'"

related:

Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

50. NFT adverts / Blake Griffin (Ziwe, S02E09)


Stray Observations

  • "I'll throw this artichoke at your head!" (The White Lotus, S02E06)
  • Aubrey Plaza furiously eating toast and pineapple (The White Lotus, S02E06)


(Rick and Morty, S06E09)

  • "Where can I get this hеrοin?"
    "I'm not telling you that."
    "No matter. I'm seeing from most of your song lyrics that I can get it anywhere." (Rick and Morty, S06E09)
  • "We're gonna make your dick so fake, buddy." (Rick and Morty, S06E09)
  • "And that's when King Morty and Rick were left with no choice but to leap into the Sun. We even checked with a royal ladle to ensure it was real sun, not just them hiding beneath in a vat of fake sun." (Rick and Morty, S06E09)
  • "Steve, people are loving these calendars."
    "That's amazing. Women love to know what date it is, and naked men." (Welcome to Chippendales, S01E04)
  • A blank holiday cookie for the Jehovah's Witness (Abbott Elementary, S02E10)
  • Vince Staples (Abbott Elementary, S02E10)
  • "Sorry, I don't speak line." (Abbott Elementary, S02E10)
  • ♫: DMX – "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer" (Abbott Elementary, S02E10)
  • "Oh, I don't dance to songs I don't like. I don't want the DJ to get the wrong idea." (Abbott Elementary, S02E10)
  • "I will turn that ass up!"
    "That's right. Now go ahead and make Juvenile proud." (Abbott Elementary, S02E10)
  • "You can't lie to a janitor. Plumbers, on the other hand…" (Abbott Elementary, S02E10)
  • "What the…? Not my work husband grinding on my work nemesis…" (Abbott Elementary, S02E10)
  • "How'd you know that?"
    "I drink a lot of Snapple, so I kinda know some facts." (Abbott Elementary, S02E10)
  • "What are you doing out here? You know short people freeze the fastest." (Abbott Elementary, S02E10)
  • Ava dating Andre Iguodala (Abbott Elementary, S02E10)
  • "Being divorced doesn't make you any less married." (Fleishman Is in Trouble, S01E05)
  • "Love means never having to say you're sorry."
    "Actually, in my experience, it's divorce that means never having to say you're sorry, yeah." (Fleishman Is in Trouble, S01E05)
  • "I'll miss you as I float yo shit down LSD." (South Side, S03E01)
  • "Oh, well, I'm surprised you're not taking the kitchen sink too."
    "Uh, not the kitchen sink."
    "Hurry up! Go brush your teeth, Demerio! Quick! Just do the front! Don't even worry about the back." (South Side, S03E01)
  • "Might be going by his alias Greg Tangerine or Michael C. Jordan or Scottie Pippen of the Shire, Dennis Rodman Clinton, Steve Kerfluffle, Tony Two Cock." (South Side, S03E01)
  • "You see, there you go again showing me that you're not from Chicago because blue is a fucking flavor."
    "So is red." (South Side, S03E01)
  • "Hey, what's good around here?"
    "What you prefer, blue or red?" (South Side, S03E01)
  • "That's enough, Judrith." (South Side, S03E01)
  • "Wheyland and I were just discussing the urgent need for more Black-owned businesses right here on the South Side."
    "Mm. This ain't the South Side."
    "What is this, 1 South Michigan? So technically, this is the South Side."
    "22nd is usually what people think the South Side is."
    "I believe they call this the Wild 1s." (South Side, S03E02)
  • "I'm not drinking that."
    "It's frosting and water."
    "I just want something regular with dinner. Kitty, this is madness."
    "Please, you're upset. Just eat your food, please."
    "I'm gonna eat my food. I'm gonna have some— Are these mashed potatoes?"
    "It's frosting."
    "Okay." (South Side, S03E02)
  • "Look, Rache, do you think Poppy liked when I used Playpen to create new games? She yelled at me. She told me to shove Tim Tams up my bogan shit-maker." (Mythic Quest, S03E06)
  • "Bud, I don't know how many оrgіеs you've been to, but this is definitely not an orgy vibe."
    "Sooo not orgy." (Mythic Quest, S03E06)
  • "You're gonna bust the door down?"
    "Yeah. What do you want me to do? Suppress a primal instinct?" (Mythic Quest, S03E06)

Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week


49. Kenan and Kelly (Saturday Night Live, S48E07)


Honourable Mention

  • Arby's (Saturday Night Live, S48E07)

Stray Observations

  • "You have a bad case of something called mimetic desire."
    "What's that?"
    "If someone with higher status than you wants something, it means it's more likely that you'll want it, too." (The White Lotus, S02E05)
  • "Are you in favor of Elon Musk's buying Twitter?"
    "No."
    "You don't support African-American entrepreneurship?" (Ziwe, S02E08)
  • "Damn, hashtag #FlamingoDad is everywhere!"
    "Buzzfeed made an odd-numbered list of other people's observations about you, and you're getting a lot of hand clap emojis on White Twitter's impression of Black Twitter."
    "Jezebel's offering a cash reward for evidence that you're a bad person. That is their highest honor!" (Rick and Morty, S06E08)
  • "Riddle Hitler me this…"
    "I'm sorry, are we just letting in all Hitlers now?" (Rick and Morty, S06E08)
  • ♫: "Y'all ready for piss?" (Rick and Morty, S06E08)
  • "Wait. Wasn't Pissmaster an alien?"
    "He obviously Avatar'd it." (Rick and Morty, S06E08)
  • "You are no longer worthy of Mitsubishi." (Rick and Morty, S06E08)
  • "Next up: Mr. Nimbus, lord of the oceans."
    "Oh, I hear he controls the police." (Rick and Morty, S06E08)
  • "My kid is in the other half. I want to see my kid!"
    "God, um… Do you have another kid that you could focus on?" (Avenue 5, S02E08)
  • "Ooh. Cleaning vinegar. You soak one inch of cloth, honey, it becomes semi-edible tofu!"
    "No more cooking, Frank. Really. I feel like I've eaten six bathrooms." (Avenue 5, S02E08)
  • "It's like negotiating with an evil doll." (Avenue 5, S02E08)
  • "Uh, I'm gonna read out some tributes to Spike."
    "Hope this doesn't turn into a roast."
    "No, that comes later!" (Avenue 5, S02E08)
  • "Do missiles go for flashing lights? I thought that was moths." (Avenue 5, S02E08)
  • "We want all the mustard." (Avenue 5, S02E08)
  • "Well, you're not a real man, Ryan. You're just a coat hanger for despair."
    "You're a shoe tree for twat!" (Avenue 5, S02E08)
  • "It's wonderful that you're in touch with your vulnerable side. Having said that, you do absolutely have to fuck¡ng kill yourself." (Avenue 5, S02E08)
  • "Two minutes to total eradication."
    "Unnecessary addition of 'total.'"
    "Uh—oh, yes. Tautology at a time like this, it's insane." (Avenue 5, S02E08)
  • "Oh! Oh! Adulation? Not unpleasant." (Avenue 5, S02E08)
  • </Avenue 5, S02>
  • "I love cocaine!" (Welcome to Chippendales, S01E03)
  • "Some people are not meant to be rich." (Welcome to Chippendales, S01E03)
  • "Ladies are gonna be flickin' their beans to this one, boss."
    "What did you say?"
    "Flickin' their beans."
    "Is this a Spanish thing?" (Welcome to Chippendales, S01E03)
  • "Filling in for Ms. Teagues?"
    "It's no Christopher Wallace. No Biggie." (Abbott Elementary, S02E09)
  • Creativity mix featuring Jazmine Sullivan (Abbott Elementary, S02E09)
  • "Why'd you draw the Babadook?"
    "That's my mom!" (Abbott Elementary, S02E09)
  • "Insidious, you got Ms. Teagues' phone number?" (Abbott Elementary, S02E09)
  • "There's a reason why we build a routine. Each step builds upon the last."
    "Like a Beyoncé playlist."
    "Sure."
    "You wouldn't put 'Love on Top' in front of 'Church Girl.'" (Abbott Elementary, S02E09)
  • "Amelia Bedelia? Who wants to read about an annoying woman that can't follow simple instructions?" (Abbott Elementary, S02E09)
  • "What about Eloise?"
    "That little girl at the New York Plaza? She's alright, but I got some real Plaza stories for you. You ever heard of Ghostface Killah?" (Abbott Elementary, S02E09)
  • "Come on, y'all. This ain't some white concert. Make some noise!" (Abbott Elementary, S02E09)
  • "I think I'll start ordering my chicken medium rare." (Abbott Elementary, S02E09)
  • Jesse Eisenberg using Facebook (Fleishman Is in Trouble, S01E04)
  • "Toby had sworn off Facebook following his divorce because just looking at it made him despondent. Facebook was a landscape of roads not taken and moments of bliss, real or staged, that he couldn't bear. Yeah. Best to stay off Facebook." (Fleishman Is in Trouble, S01E04)
  • "The laws are freighted for the husbands, and there's nothing to be done about that."
    "Really? It doesn't exactly feel like it's freighted to me. In fact, it feels like pretty much the opposite here."
    "No. In this case, you're the wife." (Fleishman Is in Trouble, S01E04)


» "I! Love! Beef! Lo! Mein!" (Fleishman Is in Trouble, S01E04)

  • "Aw, we're like Lucy and Ethel."
    "I can't keep up with all your gay, throuple friends."
    "I mean I Love Lucy."
    "I'm not hip. I don't know queer culture." (Mythic Quest, S03E05)

Woke Pride Flag Nonsense

Disney is showcasing over 50 shows from its streaming content slate during its two-day event in Singapore.

Some of the talent in attendance includes Japanese director Miike Takashi, Korean stars Jung Haein, Ko Kyungpyo and Kim Hyejun from the crime fantasy thriller Connect… [source]

Takashi Miike made a K-drama for Disney+?!

It drops on Hulu in America next week.

Also dropping on Hulu next week:

They done turned a parody of The Purge into a franchise.

A Christmas one as the second film? Already?

Rory: Daddy's Home and Bad Moms went straight to Christmas too.
Jon: Where do you go from Christmas, though?
Rory: Nowhere, mostly. Vacation went to Vegas…

The annual Binge Day is moved to Christmas Eve. [source]

When The Binge and The Purge fall on the same day…

BVP.

Crack gets a bad rap



What even is this trailer?

A group of friends fall victim to tragic events after one of them dials *69 in response to a crank call.

Tina, who's finally putting the missing pieces of her life back together after a car accident robbed her of her memory a year prior, uncovers that these events are somehow linked to her past. [source]

I feel like the titular *69 is irrelevant because the crank caller planned to kill them anyway?

Like, did the crank caller have a back-up plan in case no one dialed *69?


Never mind that dark Winnie the Pooh film, let's talk about this unofficial dark Grinch film:

I'm surprised that Dr. Seuss Enterprises hasn't shut it down.


QVC+?

The idea for the movie came from QVC's In the Kitchen host David Venable.

Venable will appear on-air selling the special hot chocolate featured in the movie, a concotion made in partnership with Serendipity, while telling behind-the-scenes stories from production and showing off movie props from set. [source]

Tune in to see props from the set of a generic Christmas movie!

John McKeever, the writer/director of Holly and the Hot Chocolate, is also an actor whose roles include: Angry Drunk Dude, Angry Office Worker, and Neck Beard.

Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week


48. End Credits (Chainsaw Man, S01E07)


Stray Observations

  • "Uh, but I was just wondering if—if it'd be okay with you if I just hung out with that guy that I met here for a little? He's nice and smart. He went to Stanford and…and he's not non-binary." (The White Lotus, S02E04)
  • "So, you're from America then?"
    "Yes."
    "I've never been."
    "Really?"
    "No, I ain't been to shit."
    "Hm."
    "I'm from Essex, so… Well, I've been to Essex." (The White Lotus, S02E04)
  • "They got him in a cell made outta of sports because it's the opposite of story."
    "Do I want to ask who he is?"
    "His name is Brett Caan. He has the power to make things always have been other things."
    "I think that's called retconning. But his name's Brett Caan? Rhett's a name too, his name could be Rhett Caan."
    "It is. And always has been, now." (Rick and Morty, S06E07)
  • "Meta characters erode reality."
    "But all characters are meta, Rick. All of us are nourished and consumed by chaos, like newborns at the breast of a meth addict in a lifeboat filled with forks." (Rick and Morty, S06E07)
  • "When you get home Rick, do some classic adventures. Like season one."
    "I'm so sick of that fucking note, what the fuck does it even mean?" (Rick and Morty, S06E07)
  • "You can’t beat me, Rick. I have one million times your motivation!"
    "So do those guys with the cell phone kiosks at the mall." (Rick and Morty, S06E07)
  • "Look, we've always given machines the tasks that we can't handle, right? Defuse bombs, reset bowling pins, provide reliable оrgasm." (Avenue 5, S02E07)
  • "Sorry, I'm making bathroom." (Avenue 5, S02E07)
  • "We thrashed Hitler's anus with a brace of eels." (Avenue 5, S02E07)
  • "But just relax and embrace the authentic British smell of abandoned phone boxes and James Corden." (Avenue 5, S02E07)
  • "Did you just tell them their incest children would be plain?" (Avenue 5, S02E07)
  • "Just accept that I am the king of this ship and you are basically my…"
    "If you dare say 'queen,' I will gouge out your tongue with my thumbs."
    "No, I was going to say my jester."
    "Your jester?"
    "Tongues are too slippery to gouge, you silly jester." (Avenue 5, S02E07)
  • "Sadly, I am a midwife only to disaster." (Avenue 5, S02E07)
  • "If I were to call Matt, as I have many times, a dead-eyed masturbat¡ng parakeet, and then apologize for it, 'I'm sorry, Matt,' I get points for that?"
    "No need to apologize. I mean, I…I'm flattered you think I have the vibrancy of a parakeet or the energy to feather my cloaca to completion." (Avenue 5, S02E07)
  • "Apparently, my jokes are offensive. I got complaints from bisexuals, people who don't know the meaning of the word 'monosyllabic,' folks who are allergic to watermelon." (Avenue 5, S02E07)
  • Gabe Kaplan (Welcome to Chippendales, S01E01)
  • "What's going on?"
    "I'll tell you what's fucking going on. Peter fucking Bogdanovich, that's what's going on."
    "I don't know what that means." (Welcome to Chippendales, S01E01)
  • "No way I'm going home. I need some dick, stat." (Welcome to Chippendales, S01E02)
  • Pixellated vomit? (Chainsaw Man, S01E07)
  • "Someone's lying to you."
    "On that, we can agree." (Andor, S01E12)
  • "There will be times when the struggle seems impossible. I know this already. Alone, unsure, dwarfed by the scale of the enemy. Remember this. Freedom is a pure idea. It occurs spontaneously and without instruction. Random acts of insurrection are occurring constantly throughout the galaxy. There are whole armies, battalions that have no idea that they've already enlisted in the cause. Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward. And then remember this. The Imperial need for control is so desperate because it is so unnatural. Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that. And know this, the day will come when all these skirmishes and battles, these moments of defiance will have flooded the banks of the Empire's authority and then there will be one too many. One single thing will break the siege. Remember this. Try." (Andor, S01E12)
  • "Tell him, none of this is his fault. It was already burning. He's just the first spark of the fire. Tell him, he knows everything he needs to know and feels everything he needs to feel. And when the day comes, and those two pull together, he will be an unstoppable force for good. Tell him… I love him more than anything he could ever do wrong." (Andor, S01E12)
  • "There is a wound that won't heal at the center of the galaxy. There is a darkness reaching like rust into everything around us. We let it grow, and now it's here. It's here, and it's not visiting anymore. It wants to stay. The Empire is a disease that thrives in darkness, it is never more alive than when we sleep." (Andor, S01E12)
  • B2EMO overturned, Maarva brick bash (Andor, S01E12)
  • </Andor, S01>
  • "Frankly, with my mother as a role model, it's a miracle I'm not a hooker." (Chucky, S02E08)


(Chucky, S02E08)

  • Voodoo for Dummies (Chucky, S02E08)


(Chucky, S02E08)

  • "Had you seen the suspect before?"
    "Absolutely."
    "It was Jennifer Tilly."
    "Huh. Damn shame. I always thought she was overrated." (Chucky, S02E08)
  • ♪ On the first day of Christmas / My true love gave to me / Liv Morgan killed on live TV ♪ (Chucky, S02E08)
  • </Chucky, S02>
  • Jonathan Dayton and Valerie Faris using ♫: Smashing Pumpkins – "Tonight, Tonight" (Fleishman Is in Trouble, S01E03)
  • "This is Rachel Fleishman from Matt Klein's office. I'm calling to set up a…"
    "Toby still felt erectile stirrings hearing his name on the back of hers." (Fleishman Is in Trouble, S01E03)
  • "Rachel simply didn't like us. When it came to our friendship, Rachel was like an organ transplant that didn't take." (Fleishman Is in Trouble, S01E03)
  • "God, you're like the Gestapo."
    "No, I'm, I'm not. That's not really how the Gestapo worked, honey." (Fleishman Is in Trouble, S01E03)
  • "What's her problem?"
    "You're annoying."
    "I didn't do anything!"
    "It's your essence. Nothing you can do." (Mythic Quest, S03E04)
  • "I'm the Poppy Li. The woman who basically single-handedly built MQ?"
    "Oh, yeah, she's the one who eats outta the garbage."
    "Cat lady!"
    "Shut up! I'm not a cat lady." (Mythic Quest, S03E04)
  • "Do you know what I would do if I were a white guy for a day?"
    "You know what I would do if I were a Black woman for the day? Two words."
    "Megan knees."
    "Yeah! I was gonna say Megan knees! How did you know that?" (Mythic Quest, S03E04)
  • "I'm sorry. GoBots killed his cousin." (The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special)
  • "We got a picture with the God of War." (The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special)
  • "We are not doing anything wrong. We are just taking the legendary hero Kevin Bacon to give him as a present to a friend who is sad about Christmas." (The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special)
  • John Cena is canon in the MCU (The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special)
  • "But actors are repugnant!" (The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special)
  • Batman is canon in the MCU (The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special)
  • "It's Kevin Bacon. He's not a loser. He's great. We don't hate him at all." (The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special)
  • "I'm gonna let you go, Kevin Bacon. Don't run. You're not gonna run?"
    "No, no. No, no, no."
    "Go get Kevin Bacon."
    "I've got it."
    "Don't, don't kill him…"
    "You can't outrun me, Bacon!" (The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special)
  • Rocket getting Bucky's arm (The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special)
  • "Wow, I guess all actors aren't complete pieces of shit." (The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special)

Today I feel disabled

A re-make?

No, a re-imagining.

Who asked for this?

From Universal's direct-to-video arm.

2014: Jarhead 2
2015: The Man with the Iron Fists 2
2016: Kindergarten Cop 2
2016: Hard Target 2
2017: Big Fat Liar 2
2017: Cop and a Half 2
2018: Tales from the Hood 2
2019: The Benchwarmers 2
2019: How High 2
2019: Backdraft 2
2019: Inside Man 2
2019: Undercover Brother 2
2020: Bulletproof 2
2020: Sudden Death 2
2022: 47 Ronin 2
2022: R.I.P.D. 2

Leave no I.P. unmilked.

"We are excited to announce a thrilling new The River Wild story, with fresh characters and a story that brings the universe to new audiences." [source]

The universe of perilous whitewater rafting trips?

Aside: When was the last time you heard about anyone going whitewater rafting?

Blake Lively in The Shallows.
Chace Crawford is The Deep.
Leighton Meester in The River Wild.
Ed Westwick in upcoming underwater thriller Deep Fear


Who asked for this?

Martin Sensmeier will star and reprise his role as Chip Hanson.

And without Jeremy Renner or Elizabeth Olsen?

Patrick Massett and John Zinman penned the sequel screenplay.

Or Taylor Sheridan?!

Patrick Massett and John Zinman…are executive producers of Sword Art Online.