Adam Riff™

1. WWE Raw
2. Black-ish
3. Sex Education
4. Curb Your Enthusiasm
5. The Bachelor
6. The New Pope
7. WWE Raw
8. McMillion$
9. The New Pope
10. Dave
11. Dave
12. WWE Raw
13. Curb Your Enthusiasm
14. Beastars
15. WWE WrestleMania 36: Night Two
16. Better Call Saul
17. Dave
18. Harley Quinn
19. American Dad
20. WWE Money in the Bank
21. Mythic Quest: Quarantine
22. Rick and Morty
23. Ramy
24. What We Do in the Shadows
25. Sherman's Showcase Black History Month Spectacular
26. Celebrity Show-Off
27. Search Party
28. Close Enough
29. The Jump
30. P-Valley
31. Maxxx
32. WWE Raw
33. Corporate
34. Lovecraft Country
35. Escouade 99
36. The Boys
37. WWE Raw
38. PEN15
39. The Kelly Clarkson Show
40. Let's Be Real
41. We Are Who We Are
42. The Good Lord Bird
43. 50 States of Fright
44. The Eric Andre Show
45. The Eric Andre Show
46. How To with John Wilson
47. The Mandalorian
48. The Eric Andre Show
49. The Mandalorian
50. Euphoria: Trouble Don't Last Always
51. The Mandalorian

52. What does the fox say? (Small Axe, S01E05)

Honourable Mention

• Interminable "House of the Rising Sun" (Small Axe, S01E05)

Stray Observations

• "This book mentioned that I now have to write to the Secretary of State for Education or something?"
  "That's correct, yes. A woman named Margaret Thatcher. She's only just been appointed, so maybe we will have a chance." (Small Axe, S01E05)
• Small Axe Season Grade: C

(WWE TLC, 20 Dec 20)

• "Does my face look like it's in the mood for shape-based jokes?" (Ted Lasso, S01E08)
• "I never know how to react when a grown man does the Carlton in front of me." (Ted Lasso, S01E09)
• "Now, hold on one second. So if you come in last place in the Premier League, you get to play in the Championship?"
  "They also invented irony."
  "Man, this town has got a weird way with words, don't it? I mean, come on, y'all. It's 2020. Let's just call 'em cigarettes." (Ted Lasso, S01E10)
• Ted Lasso Season Grade: C

Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: P-Valley
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: How To with John Wilson

2020 AR™TV World Drama Championship Reigns
Watchmen – 22 weeks [carried over from 2019]
The Great – 13 weeks
P-Valley – 20 weeks and counting

2020 AR™TV World Comedy Championship Reigns
Rick and Morty – 13 weeks [carried over from 2019]
Dave – 9 weeks
What We Do in the Shadows – 25 weeks
How To with John Wilson – 8 weeks and counting

Looking forward:

51. Return of the Jedi (The Mandalorian, S02E08)

Honourable Mention

• Music (Moonbase 8, S01E06)

Stray Observations

• "I mean, should we tell NASA about the ranchers?"
  "No! We just sent them a nasty letter about a status update! Now we're gonna tell them we have cow troubles?" (Moonbase 8, S01E06)
• "But you can't always get what you want. Just like the Beatles said." (Moonbase 8, S01E06)
• "Well, if you end up casting somebody for me, maybe we could think of somebody a little better-looking than me. Brad Pitt or something. Dax Shepard." (Moonbase 8, S01E06)
• "What might they be afraid of? A bull?"
  "Leather manufacturers."
  "All right, so do you think… How would a bull recognize, uh, a leather plant or a leather factory?"
  "You remember the cartoon where you have the tailor come out to the-the farm with… and-and put out the measuring tape?"
  "I never in my life have seen a cartoon where they were measuring for a leather jacket."
  "I don't know. Uh, it was in the comics."
  "I'm not gonna write down 'a leather manufacturer.'" (Moonbase 8, S01E06)
• Moonbase 8 Season Grade: C
• "I was on the Death Star."
  "Which one?" (The Mandalorian, S02E08)
• Sasha Banks hitting Boba Fett with a jetpack-assisted tornado DDT (The Mandalorian, S02E08)
• "One X-wing? Great. We're saved." (The Mandalorian, S02E08)
• "Maclunkey." (The Mandalorian, S02E08)

(The Mandalorian, S02E08)

• The Mandalorian Season Grade: C
• "Guess what the headline will be."
  "Gesundheit?"
  "'Jamie's Tart Breaks Tartt's Heart.'"
  "Did you just come up with that?"
  "Yeah."
  "Everyone would read that."
  "Of course they would. You have no idea the power of rhyming in this goddamn country." (Ted Lasso, S01E03)
• "So, I spoke to the owner of The Sun."
  "You spoke to God?!" (Ted Lasso, S01E03)
• "I'm looking for your prick boyfriend. You know how to pick 'em, don't ya?"
  "Didn't your last girlfriend steal your Rolex and sell it for drug money?"
  "So? I don't need a phone and a watch." (Ted Lasso, S01E03)
• "And when it comes to locker rooms, I like 'em just like my mother's bathing suits – I only wanna see 'em in one piece, you hear?" (Ted Lasso, S01E04)
• "One more person says something that me and Beard don't understand, I'm gonna have one of my son's classic temper tantrums. It's basically just him calling me a bunch of silly names, you know, like, I don't know, 'dummy head' or 'poo poo face' or 'poo poo dummy' or– I don't know. What am I missing?"
  "'Pee pee fingers.'"
  "'Pee pee fingers.'" (Ted Lasso, S01E06)
• "Heck, even Mr. Martin Scorsese finally won his Oscar. But I think we can all agree that The Departed is not necessarily his best work. That belongs to The Color of Money."
  "No, it's Goodfellas."
  "Mmm, agree to disagree."
  "Nah, nah. It's Age of Innocence, bruv."
  "Cape Fear."
  "Silence!" (Ted Lasso, S01E06)

Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: P-Valley
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: How To with John Wilson

50. A Revolution (Euphoria: Trouble Don't Last Always)

Honourable Mention

• Quiz Lord (Moonbase 8, S01E05)
• A Life In Questions: Wisdom School with Aaron Chen (07 Dec 20)

Stray Observations

• "Any song by Otis Redding is of greater power than me." (Euphoria: Trouble Don't Last Always)
• "Everything that's good to you ain't always good for you." (Euphoria: Trouble Don't Last Always)
• "People keep doing shit that we deem unforgivable, and in return, they decide there's no reason to change. So now you got a whole bunch of people running around who don't give a fuck about redemption. That's scary." (Euphoria: Trouble Don't Last Always)
• "The thought of maybe being a good person is what keeps me trying to be a good person." (Euphoria: Trouble Don't Last Always)
• "Everyone's just out to make everyone else not seem human." (Euphoria: Trouble Don't Last Always)
• "How do you want your mom and sister to remember you?"
  "As someone who tried really hard to be someone I couldn't." (Euphoria: Trouble Don't Last Always)
• ♫: Labrinth – "Ave Maria" (Euphoria: Trouble Don't Last Always)
• Henai test (Moonbase 8, S01E05)
• "I got a skin-on-skin session for you when we get back in that base, huh?" (Moonbase 8, S01E05)
• "I'm not mad, you is just fat." (Small Axe: Alex Wheatle, S01E04)
• "Empire, New Republic, it's all the same to these people. Invaders on their land is all we are." (The Mandalorian, S02E07)
• "Let's go fill out those TPS reports so we can go recharge the power coils." (The Mandalorian, S02E07)
• "You see, boys, everybody thinks they want freedom, but what they really want is order." (The Mandalorian, S02E07)
• Alice in Borderland Season Grade: C

Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: P-Valley
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: How To with John Wilson

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49. Boba Fette (The Mandalorian, S02E06)

Stray Observations

• "Huh, looks like Leon DiCaprio." (Moonbase 8, S01E04)
• "Where are the good bagels? You know, the canned ones." (Moonbase 8, S01E04)
• "Yeah, he's so cool. He looks like he's in System of a Down or 3 Doors Down, one of those groups." (Moonbase 8, S01E04)
• "But we told NASA, we're just like, 'We need good carpet.'"
  "We don't want that, that balling up to happen."
  "No. Especially on the moon. (Moonbase 8, S01E04)
• "He's the king of diarrhea." (Moonbase 8, S01E04)
• "And this is why the family business doesn't work. Because families are crazy." (Fargo, S04E11)
• Fargo Season Grade: C
• "Sometimes I think the earth needs to be scorched. Re-plant it so something good will come of it. Something good." (Small Axe: Red, White and Blue, S01E03)
• "I'm a simple man making his way through the galaxy, like my father before me." (The Mandalorian, S02E06)
• "This isn't a spice dream." (The Mandalorian, S02E06)
• "Thank you for seeing us on such short notice."
  "You're welcome. Not literally. It's just an expression. You're not actually welcome here." (Warrior, S02E10)
• "Good women get angry. Do you know why? Because they know men like us have no business loving them, and they can't forgive themselves for loving us. So we pay for it. We pay 'cause our fucking reach has exceeded our grasp." (Warrior, S02E10)
• Warrior Season Grade: C

Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: P-Valley
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: How To with John Wilson