Adam Riff™

Previously on Adam Riff™:
1. Cobra Kai
2. The Simpsons
3. WandaVision
4. Mr. Mayor
5. Search Party
6. WandaVision
7. The New York Times Presents: Framing Britney Spears
8. It's a Sin
9. Ginny and Georgia
10. WWE SmackDown
11. AEW Revolution
12. Zack Snyder's Justice League
13. Invincible
14. Made for Love
15. Jeopardy!
16. Exterminate All the Brutes
17. Chad
18. Invincible
19. Girls5eva
20. That Damn Michael Che
21. Let's Be Real
22. Ziwe
23. Bo Burnham: Inside
24. We Are Lady Parts
25. Ziwe
26. Dave
27. Flatbush Misdemeanors
28. I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson
29. Dave
30. Starstruck
31. American Horror Stories
32. Rick and Morty
33. Reservation Dogs
34. Awkwafina Is Nora From Queens
35. Reservation Dogs
36. Nine Perfect Strangers
37. Heels
38. The Premise
39. Star Wars: Visions
40. Only Murders in the Building
41. The Premise
42. Dear White People
43. Only Murders in the Building
44. Chucky
45. The Love Trap
46. South Side
47. Saturday Night Live
48. Hawkeye
49. How To with John Wilson
50. PEN15
51. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

52. Good Pho U (The Next Thing You Eat, S01E04)

Honourable Mention

• Molly and Taurean eating appetizers (Insecure, S05E09)
• Frank eats a turd (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E07)
• Charlie erupts in tearful agony (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E08)

Stray Observations

• "So where's the food? Nigga really in the mood for a quiche. You a ham, no ham? You Kosher?" (Insecure, S05E09)
• "Hey, I read somewhere that Denver has 0.001 Black people per capita, so, for every person, there's only 0.001 Black people. You about to be a fraction, nigga." (Insecure, S05E09)
• "Oh, no, sir. L.A. got some bomb barbecue spots."
  "Yeah, I mean, you got Woody's, Bludso's, Moo's Craft, Ray's." (Insecure, S05E09)
• "Nah, once people have Texas barbecue, they know what's good."
  "Barbecue must not be good enough to keep 'em there." (Insecure, S05E09)
• ♫: 6ixbuzz – "Up and Down [feat. Pressa and Houdini]" (Insecure, S05E09)
• "Get to movin', tartare." (Insecure, S05E09)
• "What you're doing right now, is you puttin' bad miles on your johnson. You never heard of a car have highway miles and fuckin' city miles?"
  "I never heard of miles on a johnson."
  "Right now, we got dick depreciation." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E09)
• "Also, when I get excited, I jump up suddenly, like at a sports game or something, a little, little, little, little pee-pee escapes. I wanna wear white pants with you." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E09)
• "Where's all this stuff come from?"
  "Most of this comes from, uh, women who died at Park La Brea Apartments." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E09)
• "I've never had goulash."
  "Me either."
  "Nice knowing you, pre-goulash." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E09)
• Morning Becomes Eclectic (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E09)
• "Maybe we're not goulash guys." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E09)
• "So my vagina has to get involved in this whole fucking thing?" (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E09)
• "Look at this beautiful senior that I'm with." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E09)
• "Have a vagina viewing another time." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E09)
• "I'm not gonna get the, uh, vaginal surgery."
  "Why?"
  "Well, Susie gave me a little sneak peek and…I do not want any part of that. It was like a melted cave." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E09)
• "Kate, you're my partner." (Hawkeye, S01E06)
• "It worked, bro, we went to Maroon 5 instead." (Hawkeye, S01E06)
• Hawkeye Season Grade: C
• "I knew you couldn't host a dinner without a motive." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E07)
• "He had me up against the wall. What was I supposed to do?"
  "Not eat a poopy!" (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E07)
• "I'm so sorry about Frank. I can't believe he tried to feed you shit." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E07)
• "Now I hate to say this, you know, but it is an emergency. So I'm just gonna blurt it right out. Bros before hos." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E08)
• "I was trying to decompress my Vitruvian spine. I'm sorry!" (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E08)
• "Don't you dare get another shamrock tattoo, you son of a bitch!" (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E08)
• "To be fair, COVID killed your dad. I just gave it to him." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E08)
• "Goddamn it! This is exactly what I was worried about. It's the end of the Vitruvian era! It's over!" (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E08)
• It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season Grade: C
• License plates (How To with John Wilson, S02E05)
• "Hello, Lon, Baker, Bex, other assorted pieces of fucking shit." (MacGruber, S01E05)
• "Oh, I see. So when the going gets tough, the tough run back to their floppy-dicked husbands." (MacGruber, S01E05)
• ♫: Crash Test Dummies – "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" (MacGruber, S01E05)
• "You have any idea what it's like to see your mother's brains splatter all over your face and cake?" (MacGruber, S01E05)
• "Why won't you just cum on me?" (MacGruber, S01E05)
• "Tongues intertwined, twisted, coiled liked two serpents. Like the two snakes on that medical doctor symbol." (MacGruber, S01E05)
• "I don't close my eyes and trace Barrett's testicles with my tongue, remembering every wrinkle and pimple on yours. And I don't round the horn with my mouth and nose, hoping to helplessly fall down your rabbit hole like…Alice in the looking glass, forgetting myself, forgetting everything, becoming at once tiny and giant, losing myself in your musky, damp, verdant…life-giving earth." (MacGruber, S01E05)

The Final AR™TV World Drama Champion: Succession
The Final AR™TV World Comedy Champion: How To with John Wilson

51. Soul Coughing (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E06)

Honourable Mention

• Irma eating bruschetta (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E08)
• Kate and Yelena (Hawkeye, S01E05)

Stray Observations

• "You're thinking every bit of me wants to tell this…slab of gravlax to go fuck himself." (Succession, S03E09)
• "Um… You kind of tried to kill yourself, dude, and that's not cool."
  "I fell off an inflatable." (Succession, S03E09)
• "I guess through her dad, she's, like, eighth in line for the throne of Luxembourg?"
  "Eighth in line? Greg, you marry her, you're a plane crash away from becoming Europe's weirdest king!"
  "Don't be silly."
  "Dude, you off a couple of hemophiliacs and you'll be the king of Luxembourg. You'd sound like a fancy cookie." (Succession, S03E09)
• "Dad's putting together a more adhesive and potent gloop."
  "Working on his fucking…his jism?" (Succession, S03E09)
• "I have some beef with Greenpeace." (Succession, S03E09)
• "I mean, who hasn't clipped the odd kid with a Porsche, am I right?" (Succession, S03E09)
• "I'm not sure I wanna pull out a move like that. Maybe I just stick with what I got."
  "Which is what? Hard drive full of dick pics?" (Succession, S03E09)
• "Say hello to someone who could be Logan's ex-wife's step-cousin-in-law and heir apparent to the Grand Duchy of Luxembourg. 12 times removed or some shit. And potential count of somewhere and legitimate claimant to the dormant throne of Italy."
  "What, Greg?"
  "Me and the contessa. We're hitting it off. She's having an existential crisis about her personal branding and I'm right in there to wheedle away." (Succession, S03E09)
• "Do you want a deal with the devil?"
  "Well… What am I gonna do with a soul anyways?" (Succession, S03E09)
• "What have you got in your fucking hand?"
  "What have I got? I don't know, fucking…love?
  "Love? You come for me…with love?" (Succession, S03E09)
• Succession Season Grade: B
• "I've always loved that quote from the movie Magnolia. Um, 'We may be through with the past, but the past isn't through with us.'"
  "Yeah, I didn't see that one." (Dexter, S09E06)
• "It's never good to kill the family member of a serial killer." (Dexter, S09E06)
• "The people who matter recognize Daria, okay?" (Yellowjackets, S01E05)
• "Call me when you're ready to shake Misty down for Motrin." (Yellowjackets, S01E05)
• ♫: BIA – "SKATE" (Insecure, S05E08)
• "Hi, welcome. Walk tall, be Black. Hi. Love Blackly, walk safely, okay? Ooh, and welcome to you, too. Yes, totally rad that you're here." (Insecure, S05E08)
• ♫: Vince Staples – "Are You With That?" (Insecure, S05E08)
• Ty Dolla Sign (Insecure, S05E08)
• "Wanted for armed robbery, armed battery, and stealin' medieval armor from the Excalibur." (Insecure, S05E08)
• "Yeah, I'd like the bruschetta."
  "The bruschetta, you got it."
  "I would advise against that."
  "Why?"
  "You get little bits of tomato on a piece of hard bread. They pile it up…"
  "Yeah?"
  "You take a bite it all falls, they're very structurally unsound. Can you bring an extra layer of bread for the bruschetta?"
  "That would just be a tomato sandwich." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E08)
• "Little Women?"
  "Yeah."
  "I cannot stand those March sisters. Boy, do they get on my nerves."
  "What about them gets on your nerves?"
  "The giggling all the time, making jam, getting under the blanket and cozying up with Marmee. Oh, they're all so talented in their own right. A writer, and a musician, and an artist. And one, of course, has to be an actor. Is there no creative realm these sisters can't conquer?" (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E08)
• "Ooh, I got, like, a bubble here. You got any Gas-X?"
  "Leon, is there anything you have that might disperse the bubble?" (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E08)
• "What the fuck, man? You're in a bad spot, Larry. Gotta tap that ass under duress? That's the worst."
  "Have you ever tapped someone under duress?"
  "Course I have. My uncle passed away unexpectedly. So, I had to tap this cougar at this mortuary. Got a half off that coffin."
  "I hope this turns out as successful as your dead uncle's coffin." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E08)
• "You like Little Women?"
  "Fucking love 'em. I stack two on top of each other, make 'em one whole women. Tap that ass." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E08)
• "I don't like anything unnatural near my lymph." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E08)
• "Come and sit beside me."
  "I'd love to except I bruised my testicle getting off the Peloton." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E08)
• "So, then I found out his name was Tannenbaum. I played the Jew card, I couldn't believe it. It worked like a charm."
  "You gotta play those fucking cards. I'm telling you, man."
  "Imagine if he was bald, what I could've done?"
  "I got a whole fucking deck of cards. I… I got the Black card, I got the handsome card, the tall card, the Big Johnson card…" (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E08)
• "It feels like, as a guy who's lost a certain amount of hair, I was expected to get into woodworking." (Joe Pera Talks With You, S03E09)
• "Look at us. No kid deserves this." (Joe Pera Talks With You, S03E09)
• "Well, I got my license back, so I'm gonna go take the family for a drive."
  "Nice. Good time of year for that."
  "Yeah. It is nice. It's my favorite activity, and I'm never gonna drink and drive ever again."
  "Okay." (Joe Pera Talks With You, S03E09)
• Joe Pera Talks With You Season Grade: C
• Sriracha (Hawkeye, S01E05)
• "The trail of blood that follows him, it could wrap around the entire world."
  "Okay. Wow. That was very Russian." (Hawkeye, S01E05)
• Coin trick callback (Hawkeye, S01E05)
• "Do we look like Royal Tenenbaums?" (Hawkeye, S01E05)
• "It's bad enough the Mayor made us come in on L.A. Christmas Eve."
  "Christmas Eve? It's the 22nd."
  "Yeah, exactly, it's the three to seven days before Christmas when everyone leaves to go celebrate someplace human." (Mr. Mayor, S01E10)
• "♪ And it's hard as a crotch out in Sherman Oaks ♪" (Mr. Mayor, S01E10)
• "Hey, sorry to interrupt, but can either of you think of a Christmas-y word that rhymes with 'horchata'?"
  "Not now, Jayden."
  "It's a little bent, but I'll try it." (Mr. Mayor, S01E10)
• "No, Spirit Airlines. The one time I need you to be trash, you're on time?" (Mr. Mayor, S01E10)
• "Sorry, but I'm catching my flight to PA, and then I'm going to the Wawa where Mare of Easttown and my cousin Nico were shot." (Mr. Mayor, S01E10)
• "I want someone to make snide comments with or kiss under the mistletoe, our breath rich with Andes mints and ham." (Mr. Mayor, S01E10)
• "There's definitely an energy between you. Like, you're the two hottest people at a Rite Aid, and you know it." (Mr. Mayor, S01E10)
• "Hey, tell your boss this is like a baby saying curse words – not cute, not funny." (Mr. Mayor, S01E10)
• "Do you like this time of year?"
  "Parts of it. Pfeffernuesse, that Mariah Carey song, 'Touch My Body.'" (Mr. Mayor, S01E10)
• "Patrick is in love with you, and now you get to do what Keira Knightley couldn't pull off back in the day, and I don't mean low-rise jeans with a bralette." (Mr. Mayor, S01E10)
• "Glad to hear it, my new friend… Oh, God, what's his name? I know it's a kind of salad. Caprese." (Mr. Mayor, S01E10)
• "He's about to guess Orly's favorite restaurant."
  "Is it Matsuhisa Aspen?"
  "Yeah, but isn't that everyone's favorite restaurant? Sorry, I hear it." (Mr. Mayor, S01E10)
• "She's a retired ballerina. Her breasts got too large to continue dancing." (Mr. Mayor, S01E10)
• "Arpi, yes, yes, run to him! Run as fast as your bone density allows!" (Mr. Mayor, S01E10)
• "All I wanted to do was get home to my Lola, sit on her plastic-covered couch, and eat bibingka together, and this was my last chance. She's not dying, I just plan on doing keto in the new year." (Mr. Mayor, S01E10)
• "That woman thinks everything you did today was romantic because she's been brainwashed by some British people. What you did today is not romantic, it's weird. And Love Actually sounds like a deeply problematic movie. One of the stories is Bilbo Baggins shooting a porno on Christmas." (Mr. Mayor, S01E10)
• "Giving a good gift isn't about what you want. It's about what the recipient wants."
  "Of course. Oh, my God, it's like sex." (Mr. Mayor, S01E10)
• "♪ There's a fist fight at the Trader Joe's on Vine ♪" (Mr. Mayor, S01E10)
• "♪ Grab a Pink's hot dog / Drink a twink's eggnog ♪" (Mr. Mayor, S01E10)
• "I'm one wet wipe away from being your MILF." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E05)
• "I dig it here, man. Yeah, you know, you get all the comforts of Philly. You got drunks, you got Irish people, you got, um…I guess that's the same thing." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E05)
• "Lucky for you, I happen to have experience covering up blunt force trauma." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E05)
• "We're into all the same shit. Um, cheese, ghouls…" (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E05)
• "Everybody was on the island that weekend. Jizzaline…" (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E05)
• "He didn't do anything with the kids, but he was really into the manatees, which, by the way, also got very sexual."
  "Frank, can you, can you just stop talking about sexual things with manatees?"
  "The following year, he doesn't show up, the manatee's all bent out of shape. I mean, this manatee was so depressed, she actually swam into a boat propeller. Boom! Blammo! Mantacide." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E05)
• "Am I to believe that you're a natural redhead and yet there's no odor?" (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E05)
• "That's not rubbish. It's, uh, shredded documents from a sex island." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E05)
• "Give me a chance, please. I can still be an obnoxious American mom you'd like to F!" (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E05)
• "I don't trade roles for sex."
  "Oh, goddamn feminists ruin everything." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E05)
• "The role is 'abused wife.'"
  "Is it Abused Wife Number One?" (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E05)
• "Oh, my God, I'm on a call sheet! That's my name! I can't believe this! I'm gonna be an abused wife!" (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E05)
• Dee can't pour Guinness (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E06)
• Frank trying to suck a seed out of his teeth (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E06)
• "♪ And I am Frank, and I factor in somehow ♪ Aw, I shouldn't have used a screw." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E06)
• "Oh, Father, look, I-I've been S'ing and F'ing my way through life for far too long. I think it's time that I started sucking down the words of the Bible. And instead of looking for pieces of ass, I'd just look for peace." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E06)
• "I will S and F him into oblivion." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E06)
• "I'm talking to the castle."
  "You're talking to the castle?" (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E06)
• "You can theorize all you want on changing events that happened in the past, but I promise you…I fuck that pangolin every single time." (South Park: Post COVID: The Return of COVID, 17 Dec 21)
• "You people need to stop trying to change the past! COVID happened. Space Jam 2 happened." (South Park: Post COVID: The Return of COVID, 17 Dec 21)
• "Oh, Jesus, like the future needs another fucking pho shop." (South Park: Post COVID: The Return of COVID, 17 Dec 21)
• "If Butters wants to pitch investments, he might go to one of those co-working coffee flex spaces. That's where his biggest targets will hang out." (South Park: Post COVID: The Return of COVID, 17 Dec 21)
• "It's the future. You can't just sell food to people. You lure your customers in with some good pancakes and french fries, and then you…fuck 'em with some NFTs!" (South Park: Post COVID: The Return of COVID, 17 Dec 21)
• "Here. It's a farting rainbow with Tom Brady's signature." (South Park: Post COVID: The Return of COVID, 17 Dec 21)
• "Jesus, I feel like an Islamic hooker in a gay bar – totally normal and as respectable as any other human being." (South Park: Post COVID: The Return of COVID, 17 Dec 21)
• "The pandemic happened and they made Space Jam 2. Soon, there will be a Space Jam 6 and 7, and 8. Like tears…in rain." (South Park: Post COVID: The Return of COVID, 17 Dec 21)
• "Kenny just won the Nobel Prize for combining dark matter and breast implants!" (South Park: Post COVID: The Return of COVID, 17 Dec 21)
• Receipt printing (Station Eleven, S01E01)
• Navy Pier (Station Eleven, S01E01)
• ♫: Bob Dylan – "Don't Think Twice, It's All Right" (Station Eleven, S01E01)
• ♫: The jam at 34:30 (Station Eleven, S01E02)
• "When mankind first looked up to the stars, mankind thought: non-linear delivery options…what are those things?" (Station Eleven, S01E03)
• ♫: Etta James – "I'd Rather Go Blind" (Station Eleven, S01E03)
• "Uh, Jay Leno is the reincarnation of Molière" (How To with John Wilson, S02E04)
• "Iguana Belts w/ Head" (How To with John Wilson, S02E04)
• "And I apologize with my whole heart, base to tip, so you have to forgive me." (MacGruber, S01E01)
• "I don't mind that you put your penis in Vicki's vagina, but put it in her heart too."
  "You got it, Mac." (MacGruber, S01E01)
• "Ain't nothing but a MacG thing." (MacGruber, S01E01)
• "There's only one person in the world who knows where Brimstone is, and his name rhymes with 'fuck you-ber.'" (MacGruber, S01E02)
• "You're tying play me like a blank CD, but we all know what happens to blank CDs – they get burned." (MacGruber, S01E02)
• "Go fuck yourself."
  "Another home run. Have you been working on these?"
  "I sure have, and I don't accept your compliment." (MacGruber, S01E02)
• "They asked him to do a suicide mission, and he RSVP'd, 'Yass, queen.'" (MacGruber, S01E02)
• "Oh, he was such a giving partner. He never wanted me to have to do any of the work. Sometimes he would even tell me to not talk so he could picture something. Probably just the two of us on a hike or swimming at the Y. We would build to this crescendo, and he would generously finish for the both of us, and then use the restroom. Be in there for a while. Then he would come, and in his best Jim Carrey voice, he would say, 'Do not go in there.' He would shake my hand, ask me to leave, and then hug me with one arm. It was pure bliss." (MacGruber, S01E02)
• "You're better than this. Be best. Be best." (MacGruber, S01E02)
• "I cannot wait to tell Queeth about it, right before I rip out his throat and take a major dump down his neck. You know what that's called, huh? An 'upper-necker.'" (MacGruber, S01E02)
• "He always wanted to pull out someone's eyes." (MacGruber, S01E02)

(MacGruber, S01E02)

• "I've been sitting around waiting for some Prince Charming when all along, my Shrek has been standing right in front of me the whole time." (MacGruber, S01E03)
• "Yeah, I'm at your 11:00. Sorry, Central Standard Time." (MacGruber, S01E04)

The New AR™TV World Drama Champion: Succession
The New AR™TV World Comedy Champion: How To with John Wilson

50. First Kiss (PEN15, S02E15)

Stray Observations

• "She says she can't live off…macaroni and memorial services."
  "Oh, wow! Poor old Eleanor Rigby wants to eat dick and drink champagne for the rest of her life instead?" (Succession, S03E08)
• "Oh, no. Scary Poppins is on maneuvers." (Succession, S03E08)
• "Maybe he's just going to Macao and he's feeling lucky." (Succession, S03E08)
• "Maybe he's trying to fuck a gaming site something with…" (Succession, S03E08)
• "Well, I'm not used to negotiating via eggplant. I'm not sure he wants the deal. He might just want a fucking moussaka." (Succession, S03E08)
• "He had a bit of bad luck with a salmon-smoking business and he lost his place in Pimlico." (Succession, S03E08)
• "Do not try to fuck Laurie." (Succession, S03E08)
• "Iverson!" (Succession, S03E08)
• "Life's not knights on horseback. It's a number on a piece of paper. It's a fight for a knife in the mud." (Succession, S03E08)
• "I'm a great revolutionary. A bit of fucking spice. Bit of fun. A bit of truth. I fucking know things about the world, or I wouldn't turn a buck. Not necessarily nice things." (Succession, S03E08)
• "I'm already so stressed, I'm jerking dust." (Succession, S03E08)
• "Is he a Twitter panty-flasher? Or is he a serious person?" (Succession, S03E08)
• "I can win any bout with a boxer fuck, but I don't know how to knock out a clown." (Succession, S03E08)
• "Have you heard of dick pics, dad?"
  "Well, we do publish a number of popular newspapers, so yes, son." (Succession, S03E08)
• "I don't want her hanging around like frozen fucking piss." (Succession, S03E08)
• Angel (Dexter, S09E05)
• "Hell, I should kill this guy just because of the wallpaper." (Dexter, S09E05)
• "I hate to break it to you, but we're not Rizzoli and Isles. I don't need you." (Yellowjackets, S01E04)
• "How 'bout you gimme some of that e pluribus anus?" (Insecure, S05E07)
• ♫: Latto – "On God" (Insecure, S05E07)
• "Derek and I might be moving to Denver."
  "Wait, what the fuck?"
  "Denver, Denver? Like the omelet?" (Insecure, S05E07)
• "You gotta be really intentional with the people you love." (Insecure, S05E07)
• "I just texted Daniel Kaluuya your address, so y'all gonna have to queen and scram."
  "'Get out' was right there, girl."
  "Bitch, shut the fuck up!" (Insecure, S05E07)
• "Non-pros, there's nothing they love more than when actors tell them what they think."
  "Wow. What a mouthful." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E07)
• "Have you ever thought about maybe running for, uh, senator, or congresswoman?"
  "Uh, no?"
  "What about a congresswoman?"
  "I don't wanna move to D.C. Too cold." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E07)
• "Dr. Frankenstein didn't fuck the monster bride."
  "How you make a woman like that and not tap it?" (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E07)
• "Can't a motherfucker live a life?" (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E07)
• "But that golf, that's white man problems."
  "Yeah. We have golf. You have voting." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E07)
• "He's very strong on environmental issues."
  "Really? Like what?"
  "He respects wood." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E07)
• "Well, I hate people individually, but I love mankind." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E07)
• "I tapped the lady that made the holes." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E07)
• "You're voting for Reimenschneider?"
  "Yeah."
  "Hmm. I have a proposition for you. I'm voting for Mayhew. We kinda cancel each other out. You know, this line? Why don't we get the hell outta here?"
  "I like it. Yeah." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E07)
• "Guess who came into the bar during my shift last night?"
  "The feds?"
  "No!"
  "Kim Dotcom." (Joe Pera Talks With You, S03E07)
• "(Not allowed to show game footage)" (Joe Pera Talks With You, S03E08)
• "Oh, my God. You're… You're Archer."
  "Hawkeye."
  "Clint."
  "It's the branding issue, I'm telling you." (Hawkeye, S01E04)
• "She's awfully composed around her own idol. If I ever met Huey Lewis, I'd be a wreck." (Hawkeye, S01E04)
• "My wife gave me this bag. It's embroidered. It says 'Bombshell.'" (Hawkeye, S01E04)
• "Richie Keen, keep it clean." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E03)
• "You know, Dennis looks like Jerry Seinfeld."
  "Thanks, man. Yeah, that's kind of what I was going for."
  "Yeah. I don't like how mean they are to each other on that show." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E03)
• "Okay, I'll walk on my toes, so you can't tell I'm on skates." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E03)
• "We can legally fire her and bring in whichever man we want."
  "Oh… Okay. I see, I see where you were going with that."
  "Yeah, he's got an agenda." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E04)
• "Rumor has it that he also did a short stint making drinks for Kitty Dukakis."
  "Okay, okay. Interesting."
  "You know those were stiff." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E04)
• "'Whiskey beer island of green and fight.'" (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E04)
• "I would've liked to have said a few words."
  "It's a funeral, not The Moth." (And Just Like That…, S01E02)
• Chucky (And Just Like That…, S01E02)
• "Weird Al" Yankovic – Bad Hair Day (How To with John Wilson, S02E03)
• "He's huge in parking." (How To with John Wilson, S02E03)
• Volvo casket (How To with John Wilson, S02E03)
• "Yeah, I can't—I can't even do a mile run."
  "Yeah, it's 'cause it turns into the mile walk every time." (PEN15, S02E13)
• HIM shirt (PEN15, S02E13)
• "Your knee is in my back."
  "That's my dick." (PEN15, S02E13)
• "What are you even talking about? I wipe fine, mom." (PEN15, S02E14)
• "It's a massager." (PEN15, S02E14)
• PEN15 Season Grade: C

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49. NX Worries (How To with John Wilson, S02E02)

Stray Observations

• Opening credits (Yellowjackets, S01E03)
• Car chase (Hawkeye, S01E03)
• Jack Owoc's house (How To with John Wilson, S02E02)

Stray Observations

• "No, it's like I've gone anti-fragile. I can—I can accommodate anything. If I start second guessing, it collapses." (Succession, S03E07)
• "Jeff, Elon…" (Succession, S03E07)
• Hudson Yards (Succession, S03E07)
• "Today is pretty fucking iconic." (Succession, S03E07)
• "This is friends only."
  "Oh. Shouldn't it be empty then?"
  "Beat me by one second." (Succession, S03E07)
• "This is my treehouse." (Succession, S03E07)
• "I shouldn't say anything. Even the look on my face is commercially sensitive." (Succession, S03E07)
• "Uh, you need anything? What can I get you?"
  "Privacy, pussy, pasta."
  "Done. Reece can help you out. Like pussy, coke, wristwatches, fucking garganelli, he's like a one-man dark web." (Succession, S03E07)
• "And we got the Tiny Wu-Tang Clan." (Succession, S03E07)
• "Hi, Connor. I'd like to offer you a complimentary cashmere sweater." (Succession, S03E07)
• "I lost a Norwegian Wool in a fusion restaurant in Vancouver." (Succession, S03E07)
• "There you are, fucking hiding from me. Like a human VPN." (Succession, S03E07)
• "You ready to crucify Billy Joel?" (Succession, S03E07)
• "And your speech kind of tees it up with a kind of ironic, 'This is the culmination of my life's journey, to be crucified to save you morons, and…'" (Succession, S03E07)
• "It's dressed in a tuxedo, nailed to a cross, singing 'Honesty' by Billy Joel?" (Succession, S03E07)
• "Uh, what about the Tiny Wu-Tang?"
  "Tell 'em they've got it all ahead of them. Yeah." (Succession, S03E07)
• "Ken had me try to call Springsteen to rescue the vibe and then that got countermanded and now I'm working on a…jetpack for him to leave through the retractable ceiling." (Succession, S03E07)

(Succession, S03E07)

• "I took the wrong drugs in the wrong order, and I can't get happy." (Succession, S03E07)
• "'The Dance of the Sugar Plum Failure.'" (Succession, S03E07)
• "I think he's just aggressive because he hates his name. I don't know. I'm new at this. Maybe I got to go empty the dog. Okay. I'll be back. Come on, Garfield." (Dexter, S09E04)
• "In Trig, you never confused your secants with your cosecants." (Yellowjackets, S01E03)
• SnackWell's (Yellowjackets, S01E03)
• ♫: Kim Wilde – "Cambodia" (Yellowjackets, S01E03)
• "Fuck them kids." (Insecure, S05E06)
• "I swear I saw somebody walkin' a coyote on my way here. White people be tryin' to make pets outta everything." (Insecure, S05E06)
• "Dr. Sebi said cow cheese is toxic. White people know." (Insecure, S05E06)
• "Why the fuck she hungry when I'm hungry?" (Insecure, S05E06)
• "I mean, you sound attractive, but you know, the telephone's very deceiving. You never know. I was once on the phone with a woman from Ticketmaster for half an hour, and I met her, and it was—it was ridiculous, it was crazy!" (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E06)
• "If it were me, I wouldn't have done it. But that's because I lost chivalry, uh, after the divorce." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E06)
• "That motherfucker is F-A-T positive." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E06)
• "He don't want no fucking olives with the red–what's that red shit stuck inside the fucking olive?"
  "Pimiento?"
  "Yeah. Same shit that come out of a lady after she have a baby." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E06)
• "And I'm coming to the conclusion that the reason that I don't see patients in your office—"
  "Is because of the nature of my underwear." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E06)
• "Once your balls are dangling, it's over." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E06)
• "People like an everyman, just so you know."
  "They may like an everyman, but most every man is kind of stupid." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E06)
• "What kind of woman becomes a urologist anyway?"
  "A very bright, enterprising woman who wants to make dicks and butts better." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E06)
• "That's an act of war, the Perrier." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E06)
• "It's Sophie's choice. And you're the baby who's going." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E06)
• "Previously on fuckin' Chucky…" (Chucky, S01E08)
• "You wouldn't believe the amount of tail I get like this."
  "Fuck…"
  "Dick, too." (Chucky, S01E08)
• "Kill the twink." (Chucky, S01E08)
• "Oh, that is so gay." (Chucky, S01E08)
• Chucky Season Grade: B
• KB Toys (Hawkeye, S01E03)
• "I mean, look on the bright side. You don't have to go see Imagine Dragons."
  "I love Imagine Dragons." (Hawkeye, S01E03)
• "I'm not smashin' a '72 Challenger. Come on." (Hawkeye, S01E03)
• ♫: The Kinks – "Father Christmas" (Hawkeye, S01E03)
• "Why does nobody old know how to wear a mask?" (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E01)
• "We bubbled together during the pandemic because, well, we're both essential workers at the bar."
  "Yeah, yeah. Charlie and I, we're the last tit on the hog before the asshole." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E01)
• "Get the pelts, you bitch!" (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E01)
• "Well, that's what makes America the greatest country in the world. When you're in need, the government comes in and bails you out."
  "Nothing made me more money than businesses I sent into bankruptcy. That's the American way." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E01)

(It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E01)

• "Yeah, well, and Frank did red-face in…"
  "It wasn't red, it was brown." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E02)
• "Happy birthday, little baby ho. I wish your ho mama – Riggs' wife – and my daughter could be here to see this, but she died. Run along and play, little bitch." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E02)
• "Marlon Brando got to jam butter up his co-star's orifice against her will and got nominated for an Oscar." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E02)
• "I don't want butter to get involved." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E02)
• "Uh-oh. What's that? This is phone." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E02)
• "Well, one of the last socially acceptable groups to villainize are entitled white women." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E02)
• "A tsunami."
  "Oh, but, you know what? Let's call it a tidal wave. That feels less racially charged. I don't want to say that all waves are Asian." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E02)

(It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E01)

• "Tidal wave! Where'd that come from?"
  "Well, no country specifically. Just an act of God, I guess."
  "No God specifically. Just the universe or whatever." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E02)
• "Guys, we have to listen to the young. Otherwise, we are doomed to have sex with only old people for the rest of our lives." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S15E02)
• Pokémon poster (How To with John Wilson, S02E02)
• "So, it has sort of a…a mustiness." (How To with John Wilson, S02E02)

(How To with John Wilson, S02E02)

• "What are you drinking right there?"
  "I don't know. Well, a new Mountain Dew, uh…'Rise' energy drink. I just came from the doctor, so—" (How To with John Wilson, S02E02)
• "This one's good, but my cousin got me a necklace from Claire's. Like, I get a rash from nickel. Like, that's why I only wear Swarovski." (PEN15, S02E09)
• "Hector wants to play Crash Bandicoot: Warped with her and hang out." (PEN15, S02E10)
• The Deftones White Pony shirt (PEN15, S02E12)
• "Oh, darling, you know I don't drink water with my pills. I only take sherry." (PEN15, S02E12)

(PEN15, S02E12)

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